When people came out, I ran away quickly, pretending to pass by and didn't hear anything.
"Young man, you are here! We are on the same boat now. You are welcome. If you need anything while living here, just tell my aunt!"
I said yes, but actually I was thinking: "I didn't realize you were so coquettish and blatantly seduced me. You must have set your sights on his tens of millions of assets."
After Du Juan left, his face calmed down. It looked like he didn't know that I overheard their secret conversation.
After chatting for a while, I thought to myself: "Boss, now is the time to test you. You always teach me not to touch women. If you can't help it tonight, then don't teach me anymore. Let's live our own lives." Everyone."
As the folk saying goes, a woman is like a wolf at thirty and a tiger at forty. Sitting on the ground at fifty can absorb soil. I see this cuckoo face with slender eyebrows. When she smiles, the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes come together like flowers. According to the fortune teller, this kind of face is expressed. No woman is a fuel-efficient lamp. I think she can not only absorb soil, she can even create a tornado. If she cannot hold her head, she will probably be swept up into the sky.
At 7:30 p.m., I was soaking my feet and drinking beer in the courtyard, when Dou Sprout and Lao Ji came back with excited faces.
Dou Sprout was carrying a sack, and Niu Bi coaxed: "Fengzi! What did I say during the day! I told you not to regret it! Hahaha!"
"If you fart, hurry up. Looking at you like this, did you really get something?"
"That's right! Just open your eyes!"
Dou Sprout quickly opened the sack and took out a clay pot covered with soil.
"Look! This is a teapot from the Tang Dynasty! It's intact! It's not broken or touched! It's even engraved with flowers! It can be sold for tens of thousands of yuan!"
"Bring it to me and see."
I took the pottery pot and washed it briefly with foot-washing water. I took a look at it and gave it back to Dou Sprouts, and said with a smile: "This is not a fucking teapot, this is a urinal! The pottery is from the Gongxian kiln in the late Tang Dynasty. Something to burn.”
Dou Sprouts was anxious: "How can this be a urinal! Take a closer look! Look at this mouth, how can it be a urinal when it's so small!"
I was speechless: "If I tell a lie, it will strike me like lightning! The small mouth is the urinal used by children in the Tang Dynasty! Anyway, this is a tiger, a drowning device! It is not a teapot!"
"How much is a urinal worth?" Lao Ji asked me.
"Probably more than a thousand yuan."
"x! That's not enough money for my kung fu! Don't worry Fengzi! I have other gains today!"
Dou Yazai took out another round brick carving with a lion's head with a wide mouth carved on it. I told him: "This should be the tomb bricks inlaid on the lintel of the tomb door. There is one on each side. This is the left one." That piece, because when you look at the lion's eyes, it looks to the right. On the contrary, the eyes of the other piece should look to the left, just like a modern door god. It's not worth much. I guess it was lost by tomb robbers. , two thousand yuan is too much."
Most of the bean sprouts shriveled up in an instant. He took out the last thing from the sack and said, "Then this plate should be even less valuable. It's so small and it's still broken."
I still swallowed the beer in my mouth, but I just glanced at it and choked.
"Did you pick this thing up in the tomb too? Look at the bottom to see if there is a word "ying" engraved on it!"
"Where is the word? There is no word." Dou Sprout raised it and looked at it and said.
"Impossible! This thing should be expensive! You bring it!"
I took out my knife and scraped hard, and I could vaguely see half of the word "ying".
This is a small white-glazed plate with a flowered mouth, about the size of an adult's hand. A small piece of the plate has been knocked off and is covered in dirt. At first glance, it looks ordinary. It might have been left on the roadside and no one would pick it up.
My friends in the industry gave me the nickname Shenyanfeng. It was not a nonsense name. Although it was all rubbish, I could still tell at a glance that this thing was not standard.
Dou Sprout said it was a small plate, but no, it was a cup!
This thing should be from the "Daying Ku" in the imperial palace of the Tang Dynasty. A Ding kiln snowflake silver glaze "four-out advection lamp" came out of the treasury! There is a wound on the plate. I now speculate that it is a natural flaw that occurred during the firing. Because this wound was eliminated by Dayingku, it was lost among the people.
Even if it hurts, it's not cheap! Now at least I can get a BMW 5 Series!
"What's wrong Fengzi? Tell me what's going on with this thing!"
I drank half a bottle of beer in one go, burped and said, "This stuff is good! I'll follow you down there tomorrow to take a look! Maybe there's something good in it."
Dou Sprout immediately beamed.
"Fengzi, didn't you say you don't pick up worn shoes?"
I pushed away Lao Ji and laughed softly: "Haha, sometimes it doesn't hurt to pick them up. By the way, Yazai, let me tell you a secret. Don't tell anyone else. You may have to pick up worn shoes tonight."
"What do you mean?"
I told him the whole thing in a low voice, and Dou Sprout's eyes immediately turned red. He was betting that his head would not go away! I bet the head will go! We bet a hundred dollars!
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