Due to the angle, the bald guy who was working hard didn't see me, but Maduan saw me. She blinked boldly and licked her lips with an ambiguous expression.
I don't have the hobby of peeking into other people's privacy, so I immediately turned around and left. About twenty minutes later, Yuan trotted over and found me.
"Hi! Good evening, Brother Feng. Did you see everything just now?"
"Is that bald guy your boyfriend? What's his name?" I asked casually.
A Yuan immediately laughed and said: "What a bullshit boyfriend! He's just a bachelor. If you fuck him for once, I'll earn five hundred yuan. By the way, Brother Feng, it's free for you!"
"Haha, no need, I don't have that hobby. Ah Yuan, I want to ask you, were you in this business before you got involved with Sister Ninth?"
"Why, Brother Feng, do you look down on me?"
"I didn't mean that. I just asked casually. If you don't want to say anything, then don't say anything."
A Yuan is a serious prostitute. She looked indifferent, took a puff of cigarette, and said openly: "There is nothing I can't say. Before I got involved with Sister Ninth, I mainly worked in nightclubs and did hair salon business. Feng Brother, when you asked me this question, I suddenly thought of my master again."
"Your master? Male or female?"
"Of course she is a woman. She is the master who brought me into the industry and taught me techniques. My master is known as Zhoukou Sunu in this industry. She is very famous. Have you never heard of her?"
I shook my head and said that I had never heard of it. The usual circles are different, so it was normal that I had not heard of it.
A Yuan looked up at the stars in the sky and suddenly said: "It's a pity that she died of illness, and I only learned half of her skills."
I curiously asked: "This thing is really about skills? So what skills have you learned? If it's convenient, you can perform it, but there is a prerequisite, you can't touch me."
A Yuan said: "Brother Feng, I know that people like you are afraid of getting into trouble, so you are usually so self-disciplined. To be honest, I have not come into contact with more than 500 men if not a thousand, like Brother Feng." There are very few people who have self-discipline like you. Most of them pretend to be gentlemen and are prudes. When it comes to bed, they will have more fucking fun than anyone else."
"If you don't let me touch you, then I won't be able to perform most of my skills. Otherwise, Brother Feng, how about I give you a set of unique skills to identify women? Do you want to hear it?"
"The secret to identifying women? What does it mean? What to identify?"
A Yuan chuckled softly and said, "It's about identifying whether a woman is pregnant. If you learn this trick, you will be blessed with happiness in the future."
I understood this time and coughed awkwardly. The secret technique that A Yuan told me next was taught to her by her master whose nickname was Zhoukou Sunu. Anyway, just listen to it as a pornographic joke with some meaning. .
A Yuan said: "Brother Feng, you don't know something. Many of these women are pregnant with tea cups, and there are eight of the best ones!"
"They are, first, the closed purse, second, the sea anemone entwining the mountain, the third, the octopus terraces, the fourth, the green water tiger, the fifth, the thousands of earthworms, the sixth, the four seasons jade vortex, the seventh, the duck-billed snail, and the eighth, the tenth heavenly palace. .”
My eyes widened when I heard this. This really touched on my knowledge blind spots. For example, what are octopus terraces and what are duck-billed snails? All I know is that there is an animal called the platypus.
She added: "Actually, many women don't know that they have tea in their whole life. For example, when she and her husband were doing things, the husband was always too fast. Usually when this happens, it is considered that the man is not good enough. In fact, it is not the case. It is not the man. There is something wrong, but it’s the woman’s fault, even if it’s a man, it’s not a man who has experienced many battles and can’t hold it back.”
Seeing my shock, A Yuan said proudly: "Brother Feng, if you are lucky enough to encounter one of these eight kinds from now on, you will be so happy that you will be so happy that you go to heaven. My master told me before that the Ten Heavenly Palaces are the most powerful. , is a peerless artifact, but I don’t think so. I think the duck-billed snail is the most powerful, and also the rarest, and maybe not even one in a hundred thousand women will be born.”
I said, tell me about it, I'm quite interested in this, I've never heard of it before.
A Yuan explained: "Brother Feng, in fact, each of these eight types has a corresponding external performance. It is not absolutely accurate, but it can be roughly estimated. For example, if you close your purse, the external performance of this kind of woman is that her eyebrows are very beautiful." Narrow, narrower than a chopstick, and the groove behind the ear is as long and thin as a knife."
I said I remembered it, what else?
"There are also sea anemone twining around the mountain," Atang pointed to his forehead and said: "For women like this, there will be vertical lines here in Yintang, and the distance between each vertical line is about half a centimeter, especially when you frown. Obviously, what you need to pay attention to is that it is different from ordinary forehead wrinkles, which are all horizontal lines.”
"Then there are octopus terraces. The external manifestation of this is the face, a little above the philtrum, where there is a black mole."
"Bishuihu, this kind of woman, is usually over 1.78 meters tall. She has a broad frame, but very little courage. She usually speaks in a very low voice when talking to people! You can't hear what she is saying unless you listen carefully. Pay attention to this, it’s fucking awesome.”
"Four Seasons Jade Whirlpool, this is rare. If you don't try it, it's not easy to distinguish it just from the appearance, because there are no main features. However, my master has said that generally such women have the habit of biting their fingernails. It may not be accurate. Of course, Please give your opinion for reference.”
I held my cigarette and asked, "What about the Tenth Heavenly Palace? The name sounds very powerful."
"That's awesome!"
A Yuan's face was solemn and he said: "The Tenth Level Heavenly Palace is unique in ten thousand. You must pay attention to this. When a woman who is pregnant with the Tenth Level Heavenly Palace smiles, the corners of her eyes will wrinkle. This is not normal. The crow's feet, those wrinkles... like a circle with a cross pattern in the middle!"
I said it's awesome, but what about that duck-mouthed one?
"It's not a duck's bill, it's a duck's bill!"
A Yuan frowned and said: "If there is only one in ten thousand heavenly palaces, then the duck-billed snail is the best in the world, a legendary thing. I have never seen one in this industry for so long. As for the external performance, because of who I’ve never seen it, so I can only make rough guesses.”
Ah Yuan pointed at the space between her thighs and said seriously: "I speculate...maybe it's because this area of her body looks like a duck's mouth."
