"Have you not eaten? People who practice martial arts have too weak hands! They are not even as good as Mr. Yu! They are still not men anymore!"
Ying Zheng was originally very dissatisfied with the untimely appearance of the three royal guards.
Lying on the bathtub, after being rubbed for a few times, I couldn't help but roar!
Just now when Yuhuatian was there, I finally found it
The long-lost pleasure of taking a bath, now this Jinyiwei has made me so disappointed! Why don't you dare to use force!
"Your Majesty, I hold this position because I am afraid of hurting you!"
Upon hearing this, Jin Yiwei immediately knelt down on one knee
"Where are the people? Where have they gone? Why don't I just say a few words to you?"
Why is it still missing? You Jin Yiwei can all run so fast? "
Since the tub was relatively high, Ying Zheng was lying on its edge.
So Ying Zheng turned his head. Because of the angle, he couldn't see the Jin Yiwei who was rubbing his back, and could only hear a voice!
"Dad, you are kneeling!
Get up! You were kneeling on the ground. Dad couldn't see you and thought you had run away! "
Zhao Chen was speechless, why was his father still so angry?
Look, Jin Yiwei was so frightened that he was trembling all over!
"I'm telling you! Giving my dad a bath is just like giving a bath to my brothers, it's not that particular!
As long as you don't rub your bald skin and it doesn't bleed, everything else will be fine! Just feel free to rub it boldly! "
Zhao Chen looked at Jin Yiwei who got up from the ground and said
Among the hundred or so Jinyi guards here, only Yuhuatian has given him a bath!
But among themselves, they often bathe each other! Zhao Chen couldn't do it. The Jin Yiwei in front of him didn't know how to take a bath!
"Your Majesty, this..."
Jin Yiwei got up from the ground, looked at Zhao Chen, and then at Ying Zheng, but he still didn't dare to take action!
"Listen to Chen'er!"
Ying Zheng didn't say much, he believed in Zhao Chen!
"I obey my orders! Your Majesty, I'm sorry!"
Seeing Ying Zheng's acquiescence, Jin Yiwei bowed his hands and saluted, then stepped forward and began to wash himself seriously!
ah! ! !
As Jin Yiwei began to exert force, Ying Zheng let out screams like a slaughtering pig!
But despite this, Ying Zheng did not give the order to stop! He is happy and happy at the same time!
"The same goes for you! As long as you don't rub your bald skin and it doesn't bleed, everything else will be fine! Feel free to rub it boldly!"
Zhao Chen and Ying Zheng screamed. He turned around to see Wang Bi, who didn't have any reaction at all but looked enjoying himself.
I couldn't help but feel a little bit of bad taste in my heart! Pointing to the Jin Yiwei who was giving Wang Ben a bath, he said!
"I humbly obey my orders!"
So after Jin Yiwei took the order, the movements in his hands couldn't help but become much bigger!
ah! ! !
As Jin Yiwei's hand strength suddenly increased, the unprepared Wang Ben
Even though he was a military commander, he still roared! The screams are no weaker than those of Ying Zheng!
But he didn’t dare to stop, because Ying Zheng hadn’t stopped yet! So I can only grit my teeth and endure it silently!
"I don't need so much strength, just rub it normally!"
The Jin Yiwei who was responsible for giving Zhao Chen a bath saw his two colleagues, both of whom were bathing hard.
He couldn't help but roll up his sleeves, but just when the hand holding the towel was about to touch Zhao Chen
But he was suddenly interrupted by Zhao Chen! Just say it’s normal!
Just kidding, I have thin skin and tender flesh, so according to Jin Yiwei's hand strength, I decided to rub it until the skin is bald!
"What about that, you all rub it hard! If dry rubbing doesn't work, you can go to the kitchen
Get some vinegar or some salt or something! In short, in one sentence, I must rub my father and Mr. Wang clean! "
Amid roars from both sides, Zhao Chen opened his mouth and finished speaking loudly.
Turn around and lie on the edge of the tub, close your eyes and prepare to enjoy Jinyiwei's bathing service!
"Stop! Stop, stop, stop!"
Just when Zhao Chen was enjoying it for a while, Ying Zheng's voice rang in his ears!
After Zhao Chen followed the sound, he opened his eyes, raised a hand, and asked Jin Yiwei to stop!
"Stop, stop, stop!"
When Wang Ben saw that Ying Zheng had stopped shouting, he hurriedly spoke.
Is Ying Zheng finally unable to bear it anymore? I can't stand it anymore!
"What's wrong, dad? Jin Yiwei can't satisfy you?"
As Jin Yiwei stopped, the roaring in the room also stopped.
Zhao Chen looked at Ying Zheng with a puzzled look on his face. Why don't you just take a bath?
Where did so many things come from? Can you still take a pleasant bath?
"Chen'er, I just heard you tell them to go to the fire magic method and get vinegar and salt?
Chen'er, what do you want to do? Are you going to stew me?
Chen'er, if you have any dissatisfaction with me, you can just say it directly. There is no need to do this! "
Ying Zheng looked at Zhao Chen with fear, thinking that he had not offended Zhao Chen.
On the contrary, he was very nice to Zhao Chen! Just some of the things Zhao Chen has been doing these days
If it were in the palace, or placed on other princes and princesses, even the smallest one would have to be locked up for several days!
Da Qin has a torture method, which is to stew a living person! Did Zhao Chen want to use this trick on himself?
"Dad, what are you thinking about! Taking a bath with salt or vinegar is not going to stew you, but it is a kind of salt bath!"
Zhao Chen looked at Ying Zheng with a dark look on his face. No wonder he is a man who has survived dozens of assassinations. He has a rich imagination!
"Salt bath? What kind of bath is this?"
Ying Zheng looked confused. As an emperor, he had experienced all kinds of baths, but he had never heard of salt baths!
“Dad, the so-called salt bath is to remove dirt from the body!
Taking a salt bath can remove dirt from the body, because the dirt on the body can be removed through friction during the bath.
Can make skin smoother and more delicate. At the same time, it can promote blood circulation in the body while taking a bath.
Helps relieve physical fatigue and improve blood circulation to a certain extent. If you have a bacterial infection in your body,
It may cause an inflammatory reaction on the skin, so bathing can help remove inflammatory factors and reduce the probability of bacterial infection. "
"Stop, stop, stop! Chen'er, say something that I can understand!"
Ying Zheng twitched the corner of his mouth, but he even said that Zhao Chen was illiterate and uneducated!
It turns out that I am the uneducated one! Look at what your son said, you can understand every word!
“Dad, to put it simply, it is good for the body and can prolong life!
Taking a bath with vinegar also has the same effect! Just tell me if you want to try it! "
Zhao Chen rolled his eyes. In order to let Ying Zheng experience the bathing culture from later generations,
What a painstaking effort! Even words like prolonging life are shameless!
"Can it prolong life? Rub it! You must rub it! Rub it hard!"
As long as it can prolong life, even if the skin is broken by rubbing, it still has to be rubbed!
Why are you still standing there, why don't you hurry up and get some salt and vinegar? "
As soon as Ying Zheng heard the words [prolong life and longevity], he immediately became very interested!
He kept splashing the water, urging the Jin Yiwei beside him!
"Go get it!"
"I humbly obey my orders!"
Zhao Chen saw Ying Zheng's behavior, waved his hand and said
After receiving the order, Jin Yiwei put down his bath towel and turned around to leave!
...
"Your Majesty, Young Master! I brought salt and vinegar here! What's the way to rub it?"
After a while, Jin Yiwei returned to the bathhouse with a small jar of salt and a small jar of vinegar.
One of the two people serves Wang Ben, and the other serves Zhao Chen.
Yingzheng is the most difficult person to deal with when he only has his own clients!
So he still felt that if he asked clearly, he would start rubbing it! Save yourself the trouble of accidentally moving!
"You are still....."
"Don't listen to Chen'er, just rub it! Sprinkle more salt and vinegar!
Rub it to death! As long as you don't bleed too much, it's okay to rub your bald skin! "
As soon as Zhao Chen opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Ying Zheng!
After finishing speaking, he lay down on the edge of the tub, closed his eyes and gritted his teeth in preparation!
In order to prolong life, why not just rub salt into the wound? Fight hard!
"Sir, this..."
When Jin Yiwei saw this, he looked embarrassed! He raised his head and asked Zhao Chen for his opinion!
"Listen. Listen to my dad! Go ahead! But you also have to show some mercy!"
Zhao Chen's face trembled crazily when he saw Ying Zheng's appearance!
Ying Zheng really worked hard in order to live longer!
Rubbing salt into death? Isn't that just a whip dipped in iodine and disinfected at the same time?
"Your Majesty, that humble duty has just begun!"
Hearing this, Jin Yiwei no longer hesitated.
Sprinkled salt on Ying Zheng's back and picked up the bath towel
ah! ! !
Ying Zheng's roars came again from the bathhouse!
"Don't be stunned! Come here and get some salt and vinegar! Make arrangements for Mr. Wang too!"
Zhao Chen listened to Ying Zheng's roar and set his sights on Wang Ben again!
"My lord, please don't use it!"
Wang Ben looked at Ying Zheng and his mouth twitched wildly! Ying Zheng is crazy!
"Use it! It must be used! Arrange it for Wang Ben!"
Ying Zheng, who was roaring, suddenly shouted!
If you have good things, you must share them with your ministers!
"I humble my duty and obey my decree!"
When the Jin Yiwei who served Wang Ben heard this, he came over and took some salt.
Immediately afterwards, another person roared in the bathhouse!
"I don't need that! The water is cold. Go boil some water and change the water with me, Dad, and Mr. Wang!"
Zhao Chen watched the two people scream and pointed at the Jin Yiwei beside him and said
He also wanted Jin Yiwei to give him a bath, but he was afraid that Ying Zheng would arrange it for him too!
So forget it! Quickly send away Jin Yiwei!
Again, I have tender skin and tender flesh!
Just taking a bath without scrubbing is quite comfortable!
