"Holy crap! Boss, you actually said I have kidney deficiency?"
"How could you tell that I have kidney deficiency? I've been able to make myself docile at all levels!"
I couldn't help but said: "Da Guan and Xiao Guan are just ordinary people! You have never met a powerful woman. A little guy like you can't stand in front of them for three minutes."
"Damn! I don't believe it! I, Ma Dachao, can even deal with a fierce woman!" He said confidently.
I shook my head, thinking that this guy had stayed in a small place like Chun'an for too long and was a little bit too good to look at the sky.
Let's talk about others, just Dr. Song, Zhoukou Sunu and her apprentice A Yuan, Sai Xishi, Xianshui Sister-in-law.
Harvesting yang and replenishing yin, Su Nu Jing, Shaoxing Eight Jue Kung Fu, the Phoenix Returns to its Nest.
Any of these stunts can probably give this super-boy a cramp.
Sometimes I can't help but wonder, if these women get together one day, which hero will be able to survive the time of a stick of incense.
Looking at the world, even if Yu Kelong from Jiangxi Province has five hundred dollars, he probably has little chance of winning. After thinking about it, I may be the only one who can fight him.
When we arrived at the market, it was close to lunch time and it was very lively. There was an endless stream of sellers setting up stalls and buyers coming to Taobao to pick up missing items.
I wasn’t familiar with this place, and neither was Ma Dachao, so I had to look around from house to house. I was looking for Gabala bones from the Song, Yuan and Ming dynasties, but I didn’t turn around for long and saw an acquaintance in the distance. I wanted to turn around and avoid it, but the result was still the same. Was seen by the other party.
No matter where she is, Sai Xishi walks with style and can attract the attention of most men.
Ma Dachao had my bag slung on his chest, half a cigarette in his mouth, and his mouth was watering as he looked at the charming Sai Xishi in front of him.
"Hey, look who this is, it seems to be a little eunuch."
"Haha, you don't have to mock me. If a good man doesn't fight with a woman, I won't be angry."
Sai Xishi smiled like a flower, covered her mouth and said, "That's right, the eunuchs in the palace have no temper. They are more feminine than women and gentle as water."
I smiled and said, "I didn't expect people like you to come to visit street stalls."
"Why can't I go shopping at the street stalls? My grandma celebrates her birthday the day after tomorrow. I plan to come here to buy some old things with birthday peaches or wishful thinking themes to give to her."
I asked in surprise: "Isn't your grandma in the water?"
"How are you talking!"
"Your grandma is the one in the water! I'm so angry! That's my great-grandmother in the water!"
"Oh? By the way, little eunuch, I heard from the big boss that you are an expert in this field. What else is your nickname called Divine Eye? Can you help me identify it? I'm afraid of being deceived into buying fakes."
I smiled and said, "I'm not good at it. How can I identify treasures? He can." I pointed at Ma Dachao.
Ma Dachao was stunned for a second, then straightened his back immediately: "Yes! I can! I can help! To be honest, girl, people with my eyes are nicknamed "Seeing Flowers in the Smoke!"
"Oh, is it so?"
"So you are more powerful than the little eunuch. I happen to have a jade pendant I just bought here. Please help me identify the dynasty it is from. Let me see if the boss lied to me."
As she spoke, Sai Xishi took out a white jade pendant from her bag and handed it to Ma Dachao.
Ma Dachao looked left and right, waved his hand and said: "This is 100% fake! You have been fooled!"
Sai Xishi immediately said doubtfully: "I was introduced to buy this by an acquaintance. It cost more than 20,000 yuan."
Ma Dachao gushed: "That's because your friend wants to get a kickback! The joint boss cheated you of your money! Beauty, look at this carving! What theme is carved on this jade pendant? This is a toad caught by a man fishing, it must be It’s because the craftsmanship is not good, the fish was not carved properly and it turned into a toad!”
I really couldn't listen anymore, so I said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense. This jade pendant is Hetian jade, it is new, and the theme is the common bangs and golden toad."
Sai Xishi said blankly: "Didn't I buy a fake? No! I have to retreat from him!"
"Why are you refunding it? Although it is new, this jade pendant itself is made of genuine Hetian jade. Selling it to you for 20,000 yuan is considered a friend's price."
Wanting to send Sai Xishi away, I patted her shoulder, pointed to the distance and said, "Did you see that stall forty meters away? There is a copper Ruyi in the corner there, from the Song Dynasty. Go and buy it quickly. It fully meets your requirements.”
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