"ah!"
I sat up from the bed suddenly and had another nightmare. I dreamed of the female tea sommelier who had her throat cut by a watermelon head during the day. In the dream, she lay with her face on the table and refused to close her eyes. The next second she suddenly smiled at me.
I looked at the time and saw that it was just past 10 o'clock. I went to bed early this time, and there was still sound from the TV outside. It was probably Dou Sprout watching a DVD.
I lit a cigarette and leaned it on the pillow, and subconsciously put my hand into my crotch.
Watermelon Head was trying to scare the monkeys, and she was using practical actions to tell me the final consequences of provoking him.
Put your palms together and cover your ears with your hands.
The tongue is on the roof of the mouth, and the energy sinks into the Dantian.
About half an hour later, I slowly opened my eyes and swallowed my saliva three times.
I have been practicing Lianjinghua Qigong for more than three years, and the more I practice, the more addictive I become. In the words of the master, I have gradually embarked on the right path.
The comfortable feeling is indescribable. No matter how tired I am, I feel refreshed and energetic every time after finishing. Just more than two hours of sleep is enough.
Young men, either have that kind of situation, or occasionally wake up and need to wash their underwear. In Taoism, this is called "leakage".
People who don't understand are even complacent, thinking that this is a sign of good health.
ignorance.
This is like buying a new car that leaks oil every day. Could it be a good thing? When the engine oil leaks out, the car will be stuck in the cylinder and will be scrapped.
Those true practitioners on Zhongnan Mountain have tried every means to avoid this situation.
Therefore, practicing Qigong is the best way. If you can wake up as soon as possible, you can get on the right path as soon as possible.
I opened the drawer, took out the silver vase, and then took out the human bones from the vase. I looked at the bones and fell into deep thought.
I didn't tell Watermelon Head that I had opened the bottle a long time ago. It could be restored anyway, as long as he didn't see it.
Just such a small thing, 20 million! The total shipment volume of the previous Warring States Tomb!
Nowadays, there are more wolves in the north than meat, and there are fewer and fewer large ancient tombs in the north. We don’t like the small tombs of the Ming and Qing Dynasties. We made the right decision to try our luck in the south this time.
Everyone knew that Fang La was captured by Wu Song in the film and television works. Chun'an was his hometown. However, in history, Fang La's death had nothing to do with Wu Song. He was captured by General Han Shizhong and was later captured by Song Dynasty. The wife of Han Shizhong who was ordered to be killed by Huizong was the famous Liang Hongyu. There is a clear record in the history books.
"Guan and others combined their forces to attack it. There were still 200,000 soldiers left. They fought hard and were defeated by the official army. They were deeply entrenched in the rock house and no generals could enter. Shizhong sneaked into the valley and asked the wild women for directions. He then stepped forward and entered with fighting force. After crossing the dangerous cave for several miles, he smashed into the tiger's den and killed hundreds of people until they were able to escape."
This is the original saying in "Biographies of Song History", and it must be true.
"Secure the rock house deep and enter the cave with force" is most likely referring to the cave on the mountain in Weiping Town today. There is a doubtful point in this that I can't figure out.
In the Song Dynasty, most prisoners on death row could be brought back after being beheaded as long as their families paid some money. However, the bodies of those who committed major crimes such as treason, parricide, and collaboration with the enemy were not allowed to be recovered. Generally, the corpses were burned directly after three days of execution. When Fang La was burned, how could it be possible to leave intact the eyebrow bones?
I wonder if someone from Manichaeism was behind the scenes and pulled a trick similar to a civet cat exchanging a prince.
In the dead of night, I was lost in thought when I suddenly received a MMS.
It was Ma Dachao. He sent me a selfie photo. In the photo, he was lying on the bed with a cigarette in his mouth, and two fair-skinned women's arms were naturally placed on his chest. There were obviously two women.
Then he called me again, and he said in a boastful tone: "How are you, boss? Have you seen the photo?"
"Boss, I'm telling you, I've been exhausted these past two days. Oguan is a little better! Xiaoguan is as unstoppable as a wild horse! It took me ten years of effort to tame her!"
On the phone, Ma Dachao then laughed and said: "Longyou Shuangfeng, you really missed a billionaire. It is like an emperor's enjoyment. In ancient times, Cao Cao had Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao. Now I, Ma Dachao, have Da Guan and Xiao Guan. When I get rich, Also build a mahjong platform so that all the big and small people can live in it."
"When the majong platform is built in the future, boss, you can come if you want. Now, please transfer me 800 yuan first. I have no money here."
"I'll give you your mother's xxx!"
I held up my phone and yelled all kinds of curse words! Ma Dachao was scolded bloody!
After hanging up the phone, I was so angry. How could I accept such a little brother? He is a complete fucking loser! It’s the same as not doing anything serious every day!
Wear shoes when going out.
"Brother Yu, it's you, I thought you were Bean Sprouts."
Brother Yu was watching TV, and Echo Duck was lying on the side watching it with him.
"Brother Yu, I met a woman today and she was killed. She died miserably. I dreamed of her again just now.
