After hearing what I said, Lao Zhou looked me up and down and said, "Young man, did you go into the water last night?"
I nodded and asked nervously: "Uncle, can you really see the water ghost?"
He immediately shook his head: "I can't see it, but I can feel it. It's not a water ghost. You have provoked a lake spirit."
"Lake spirit?"
"I'm timid, please don't scare me."
"Oh, why am I scaring you at such an old age? The lake spirit is not as ferocious as the water ghost and can easily harm people. But if it keeps pestering you, your health will get worse and worse as time goes by, and your luck will also suffer. Big impact.”
Lao Zhou stood at the door, lit a cigarette, pointed at me and said, "Although I can't see you, old man, I can feel the lake spirit around your neck staring at me, telling me to mind my own business."
I clasped my hands respectfully and said, "Uncle, Master Zhou! I've never done anything bad in my life! I'm usually reluctant to step on an ant to death! You have to help me! I can give you a generous gift after the incident is completed!"
As soon as he heard that I was willing to give him money, Lao Zhou's eyes suddenly lit up.
He suddenly looked at me and said loudly: "Why are you staring! In the realm of Qiandao Lake! Even if your ancestors come, we, the old Zhou family, have to give up!"
It was as if he was talking to the air, and I couldn't tell the truth from the lie.
The old man blew out a puff of smoke and said, "You, the lake spirit, are not afraid of me at all. You may be from the deep water area and you are a bit old. I'm afraid you have to get it hard. So, give me five thousand yuan and I will settle it for you."
Not to mention five thousand, even half a million was nothing to me, so I agreed immediately.
"Just in time, the food is ready at home, let's have breakfast together first."
After dinner, Lao Zhou said: "Go and prepare some urine for the children. I can help."
I immediately said that I was a boy.
He asked in surprise: "You have never touched a woman once?"
I was a little embarrassed and explained: "I haven't actually touched it."
The old man shook his head. He handed me an empty water cup and asked me to go to the toilet and fill it up.
I immediately said: "Pee in the cup? You don't want me to drink it?"
"Hahaha!"
"Young man, what you said is so interesting! Where did I tell you to drink it?"
As long as I don’t drink it, I breathed a sigh of relief. If he really let me drink it, wouldn’t it mean that I was producing and selling it myself.
When I came out of the toilet with the water cup, Lao Zhou said: "Sit here and wait for me for a few minutes. I will get some things. Remember, sit down, don't talk, don't move, and don't look up." .”
After he entered the house, I sat upright in the yard.
Unexpectedly, the next second, the door opened, and a young man rushed in pushing a 28-inch bicycle covered with dust.
"Grandpa! I'm back from the morning market!"
"I'm so exhausted! Huh? Here's some herbal tea!"
Before I could say anything, the young man picked up the water glass on the table and drank directly.
Seeing this scene, my face turned dark instantly.
After a few seconds, the man put down the water glass and frowned.
He smacked his lips and said, "It smells like coffee. What kind of tea is this? Why does it feel weird?"
