There was no bed, only a few pieces of solid wood furniture that had been eaten by insects and rats, and the floor was covered with all kinds of garbage and dust.
I simply tidied up the place, found something that could be burned, and started a fire. I sat on the ground, holding my wet clothes with a wooden stick to warm the fire and chat.
Suddenly, there was a gust of wind, and a ball of waste paper blew into my face.
When I opened it, I saw the number "9" written upside down on the ball of paper with a brush.
I was stunned and quickly threw the paper away, cursing bad luck!
This is "coat paper", also called "lucky money". It is burned to the dead. The numbers on it are written backwards. There are fifty sheets in a pack. Generally, as many sheets as the person has lived are burned. For example, if someone lives When you turn 60, write one to sixty on your coat paper.
Master Yu obviously understood. He looked around and said loudly to the air: "Sorry to bother you. I'm passing by on a rainy day. I'll stay for one night and leave afterwards."
No one responded, only the sparse sound of rain responded to us.
"Ah sneeze!"
Feeling sleepy, I sneezed, looked up at the roof, and found two loops of thick rope wrapped around the beams.
"Master Yu, I don't know why this place hasn't been demolished. I always feel it's so gloomy."
"Haha, you're a tomb robber and you're still afraid of this?"
"How could I be afraid? I just said it casually!"
He said: "Stop talking about this, talk about something else. How many girlfriends has your kid had?"
I said there were too many, I couldn’t remember them clearly, there were at least dozens of them.
Master Yu immediately smiled and said: "Awesome, youth is your asset. What's your best move in bed? Do you need me to teach you a move or two?"
"Hey! Master Yu, I won't feel sleepy if you talk about this!"
"It's hard to say which move I'm good at. Anyway, I can turn over six, eight, and nine!"
"Six tops, eight pressures, nine turns? What kind of trick is that? I've never heard of it," he said.
"Haha, Master Yu, you still don't know much!"
"Let's talk about this flip! There are three types of flips: side flips, forward flips, and backward flips! For ordinary women, it won't work if you flip once! If you flip twice, her nails can dig into your flesh! If you flip three times, tut tut tut. ....."
"Master Yu, do you know how to detect treasures in the Dragon Palace?"
"Can you make a snail turn?"
"King Kong knocks on the door, will you?"
"Diao Chan, do you know how to worship the moon?"
"Do you know how to fish in the shallow bottom?"
"Would you do it if a goat hit a tree?"
"Do you know how to "Zen Fu Gu Teng"... (I learned these from the old Gu King's ancient book.)
"Boy, you are indeed amazing! I have never heard of most of what you are talking about!"
"Of course that's great! But having said that, Master Yu, we can talk in private. We men can't be too obsessed with women. We still have to have great ambitions and put our career first."
Master Yu was about to speak, but suddenly, his expression changed! His eyes stared unblinkingly at my back.
I felt a cold air behind my back, so I slowly turned my head.
