Chapter 480: When I smile at you, I will immediately become mentally retarded

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Chi Qian thought he heard it wrong, "Can you say it again?"

System: "Host, this is system 438..."

"Hahahahahaha, damn it, what a stupid name. The person who gave you the name must have a blood feud with you. Hahahahahaha! Burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, croak, croak!" Chi Qian laughed and screamed.

System: "...Host, this is a system number, not a name."

Chi Qian: "So 438 is you, you are 438."

System: "..." I don't know why it suddenly felt like a lump in my throat.

The system digested itself for a while, "Host, please allow me to introduce myself. I come from a high-latitude plane. I am a strategy system created by the highest technological fusion in the universe."

"My main function is to help the host conquer people's hearts, win everyone's love, and become the darling of the world."

Chi Qian let out a long "Oh", "It's just to be a licking dog for others, lick the favorability value to a certain level, and then enjoy it in turn, right?"

The system choked, "These are all necessary early investments..."

"So, what's in it for me?"

"When the favorability value reaches full value, the host will become the only protagonist in everyone's mind. They can only see you and will always love you..."

Chi Qian interrupted: "Don't you have anything useful?"

system:?

Chi Qian: "For example, if the favorability value reaches the full value, you will receive a gift of 100 million. Or, for example, after completing a task, you will be rewarded with chocolate that will prevent tooth decay, or destroying all homework in the world..."

System: "...Host, I'm just a guide system..."

Chi Qian suddenly showed a disappointed expression, "So you are so useless."

System: "...?" Do you have any misunderstanding about the system? ?

The system's mechanical sound fluctuates: "Host, there is another benefit to being bound to me. You can gain health points by completing tasks. Don't you want to live longer?"

Chi Qian thought to himself, this dog system is quite good at grasping the key points and taking advantage of people's hearts.

As expected of being in the same group as Gu Hua.

Chi Qian folded her hands and said, "I want to believe you, but you can't do this or that. It really makes me doubt your level."

"In this case, you first give me a gift package for beginners with a life span of one hundred years."

System: "Host, you must bind to me first before you can..."

Chi Qian imitated her third uncle's expression: "Ha! Anyone who tricks old ladies into buying electrical appliances on the street knows how to give ten eggs first. You have nothing, and you want to trick me into binding me to you?"

System: "...The host has misunderstood. The main reason is that there is currently no 100-year gift package here, and the life span cannot be extended so much at once. There is only a one-month gift package. Do you want it?"

Chi Qian felt that this dog system thought she was stupid.

Most likely he wanted to trick her into binding him first, and then even if he didn't do the mission, she wouldn't be able to do it anymore.

After all, where would she know whether the life span has been extended?

Don't say that the system can't give her a hundred years of life, even if it can.

Chi Qian would not go along with this guy.

The system didn't know that it had been exposed from the beginning, and it was still there to seduce: "Host, you want to live a long life. Only I can help you realize this dream. As long as you bind to me, I can do it for you." You bring everything you want.”

Chi Qian touched his chin, "No."

system:? ?

no? !

Chi Qian said calmly: "You only gave me a one-month lifespan gift package. It's hard for me to cooperate with you for such a small thing."

"Those systems in novels can come up with all kinds of treasures and panacea, but you are too shabby."

The system code fluctuates wildly.

Angry, dead, it, gone!

He even called it shabby! !

The system code was drawn and the system mall was opened. "Host, please see, this is the system mall. By completing tasks and gaining points, you can buy many things that transcend this plane's technology."

Chi Qian glanced at it for a few times, what about truth water, love lock, short-term memory bread, idols are shining brightly, and they will instantly become mentally retarded when they smile at you...

What is this all about?

No wonder Gu Hua is not very smart. It turns out that she has never eaten fine bran.

Chi Qian was really disappointed now.

Nothing good can come out of this system.

Suddenly, her gaze stopped at one place.

Chi Qian began to sigh: "Didn't I say that this is all you have in your mall? Well, it doesn't look strange."

System: "...Host, this is because you have never used them and don't know their power."

Chi Qian: "Then you didn't give me the experience card either."

The system endured it again and again, comforting itself that this was all a necessary early investment, it would be okay, it would definitely be able to capture her!

"The host can choose two items from here to include in the novice gift package."

Reluctant to let the child catch the wolf, the system risked everything.

Chi Qian suddenly became happy, "It's free, so I have to choose carefully."

"What skin-like skin pills? Let me see the taste... slightly bitter? Pull it down, don't want it."

"One box of this slimming cream can make you slimmer... My uncle said that if I want to lose weight, I won't be beaten even if I want to lose weight."

"No, these are not the only things in the mall, right? I can't even pick them out, it's really boring."

Chi Qian muttered to the mall, and the system was almost angry to death.

Has she seen these good things! No vision! Tasteless!

It's really hateful!

Chi Qian was embarrassed to choose for a long time, and finally chose a look back with a smile and a panda bracelet.

"Hey, how about I pick another one? I feel like these two are not that good." She hesitated again.

How could the system ask her to continue to pick and choose, "It has been selected and cannot be changed. Please confirm it, host!"

These two things are not very valuable, and their functions are average. What if Chi Qian continues to pick out the good ones! ?

Chi Qian sighed, "Okay, confirm."

The system painfully sent her a gift package for newbies, "Host, can I bind now?"

Chi Qian: "Not yet."

system:? ? ?

Why doesn't it work again? ! !

Chi Qian, who got the big gift package, said confidently: "Shouldn't I be given one night to think about such an important matter? Besides, I've already taken the big gift package. How can I still lie to others?"

System: "But you just..."

"You are so anxious to be bound to me that you can't wait even one night?" Chi Qian was suspicious, "You don't have any conspiracy, right?"

The system immediately changed its mind: "Of course not, it's just for one night, host please think carefully!"

Chi Qian was satisfied, "OK, please step back."

After saying that, she unilaterally cut off the brain wave connection with the system.

system:"……"

Chi Qian happily left with the gift package she had received for free.

The two products she chose are really good things.

whee.

Back in the garden, Chi Qian took out the fireworks tube that Brother Cloak gave her last time and set off a shower of stars.

The golden fireworks soared into the sky and then slowly fell like snowflakes, forming golden dots that hung over the garden.

A perfect ending to the last live broadcast.

At this point, "Escape Heartthrob" is completely over.