In a cram school for female supporting actors.
Chi Qian could play immersedly with the paper-folded turtle and Ultraman for half an hour, but could not understand a word of the lecture.
Strength demonstrates what goes in with the left ear and comes out with the right ear.
The consciousness of the world appeared before her expressionlessly.
Without even raising his head, Chi Qian dismantled Ultraman, stacked a swan, and then threw it up. The swan's wings fluttered and flew a certain distance before falling down.
She picked it up again and threw it to the back of the classroom.
Seeing the consciousness of the world on the side, Chi Qian put the little turtle on the back of the swan, flew out, and asked it: "Do you know the story of the little turtle and the swan?"
World Consciousness continues to deadpan, "What?"
Chi Qian: "Once upon a time, there was a little turtle who liked a swan very much, but the swan laughed at it for its wishful thinking. So the little turtle worked hard to practice, and a year later he led the Ming Cult to the top of the Bright Summit, and snatched the Yitian Sword and the Dragon-Slaying Knife in one fell swoop, becoming the New Turtle Cult. The leader of the church!"
"The little turtle who became the leader did not forget his original intention. His subordinates were very happy and made him his favorite swan meat."
"This is the allusion of the little turtle's love for eating swan meat."
World awareness:?
The elf began to doubt himself, "Is this what this story is about?"
"Of course it is. Is there another version?" Chi Qian picked up the little swan turtle that fell on the ground, took it apart and folded it again.
The elf finally remembered, "It's obviously a toad that wants to eat swan meat. I've heard this story before! Don't think you can deceive me now that I have insufficient energy and missing memory puzzle pieces!"
Chi Qian grasped the key point: "Have you lost your memory? How did you do it? Did you get a car wound or did your head break?"
Elf: "...I have been sleeping for too long, and the most important piece of the memory puzzle is still missing. To put it simply, it is like you humans downloading software and it gets stuck at 99% and stops moving."
Regardless of just missing this 1%, the impact is actually huge.
Chi Qian was puzzled: "Isn't your world consciousness omnipotent? In the novel, everything from the male protagonist to having his own palace to the female protagonist and the female supporting character snatching garbage to eat, are all under your control?"
The elf: "...There is no male protagonist who knows how to marry himself, and there is no female protagonist who can fight for garbage with the female partner! Such a protagonist will be punished by God!"
Chi Qian felt lucky, "Fortunately, I'm not the heroine. I just like to pick up trash and eat it."
For example, there are crushed potato chips on the sofa, chocolate that automatically triggers the five-second rule when dropped on the floor, and instant noodles that have become soft after being forgotten for two days...
The mouth of a naughty child can be stuffed with anything.
As long as you can't eat to death, eat to death.
For this reason, her uncles often wondered whether her father was going bankrupt and couldn't even afford to raise his children, so he actually let her develop this habit of picking up garbage and eating it.
Chi Qian: What kind of garbage? It’s obviously a drop of precious resources!
The elf is also very glad that she is not the heroine, otherwise this book would have been finished.
What kind of parents can give birth to such an eccentric daughter?
...Wait a minute, there is no relevant information about Chi Qian’s father?
The mother is Chi Wei and the father is unknown?
The world consciousness is very confused. Is this information also part of the missing 1% of the puzzle?
Chi Qian asked for two more pieces of paper, and finally folded a swan that could fly with a little turtle on its back. It circled around the classroom and turned around.
Snap.
The swan's pointed beak poked the thinking elf...in the butt.
"ah!!!"
The elf jumped forward and climbed onto the table, dumbfounded.
Chi Qian opened his eyes slightly, "Good guy..."
The consciousness of the world was stabbed in the anus by her swan...
Is this illegal? ?
It may be more sick than breaking the law.
The elf was lying flat on the table, covered with a small handkerchief, looking pitiful like he was lying in bed recovering from his injuries.
Chi Qian fanned it: "Hold it, swan, it didn't mean it. You know, swans are very pure..."
Elf:"……"
Chi Qian: "And your job, at best, you have a lot of freedom. At worst, you can't even take paid leave even if you get injured. You have to work hard and you can't get a penny. Oh, it's so miserable."
Elf:"……"
"I will not be swayed by you." The elf said stubbornly, "To put it bluntly, we are naturally on opposite sides. As long as your existence hinders the growth of the heroine too much, I will exercise the rights of the guardian of order and wipe you out. !”
Chi Qian: "Even if the thunder from the sky doesn't hit me, can you kill me?"
Elf: "I'm not kidding you."
The classroom began to deform visibly, twisting Chi Qian's body along with it, tearing her into pieces.
The elf said calmly: "Look, all I need is a thought..."
Before he finished speaking, Chi Qian, who had been shattered into pieces, reassembled and turned into a little green turtle with a bow around his neck.
"Oh, I can do this level of transformation." Chi Qian's turtle was swimming in the air, very comfortable.
Elf:"……"
The elf was shocked, "How could you be in my domain -"
Before he finished speaking, Chi Qian turned into a salted fish.
Then a chocolate.
Finally a roasted chicken.
The roast chicken ran around on the table with two meat legs, stopped, and a pool of saliva came out from nowhere: "Can I eat myself? I feel so delicious now."
Elf: "..." This female supporting role is insane! ! !
Suddenly, the space fluctuated, and the classroom became even more distorted. A vortex formed in the middle, sucking Chi Qian in.
The elf pounced and grabbed her clothes to prevent her from being sucked in.
As a result, even it itself was sucked in.
*
District 9 interrogation room.
Gu Hua has been brought here for two days.
The method of interrogation in District 9 is not physical attack, but mental attack.
For two whole days, Gu Hua did not sleep or eat, and could not even take a sip of water. If she refused to answer questions, the interrogator would sit there and watch her silently, exerting mental pressure.
Gu Hua almost collapsed!
She called the system again in her mind, and the system that had not responded before finally appeared.
"Host, I'm here."
"System! Get me out of here quickly!" Gu Hua gritted her teeth, "I can't hold on anymore!"
System: "Host, I can teleport you to any location on the map, but doing so will expose your abnormality."
Gu Hua: "I can't control that much anymore! This is not a place for people to live at all! You teleport me to other places... By the way, male protagonist, can you teleport me to the male protagonist's head office!?"
Now only the male protagonist can help her!
System: "Dip - Please pay the host one hundred points of Chi Qian's luck value for transmission."
"One hundred points?! Why do you need so many?!" Gu Hua was stunned, "Can't you use someone else's?"
"Transmission consumes more energy and requires more luck points. Chi Qian's one hundred luck points are equivalent to a thousand luck points for other people."
You can imagine how precious the luck value is compared to the illusory favorability value.
