Chalk tried hard to restrain himself and continued to grade papers.
The last step is to fill in the blanks (30 points).
The female protagonist and the male protagonist had a quarrel, and the male protagonist was drunk and lying on the sofa at home. You came to his house and said to him: _______. The heroine regretted it and ran back. When she saw you ______ with the hero, she rushed out the door heartbroken.
Chi Qian filled in the first blank: Lao Deng, my will-o'-the-wisp stopped downstairs?
Fill in the second blank: Shit.
chalk:"…………"
The blackboard made an angry voice: "You can answer such a simple scoring question wrong! You are always distracted during class, and when it comes to the exam, you can't do this or that! You are the worst female supporting cast I have ever taught!" !”
Chi Qian whistled a little, looking like the most difficult person in the class: "Are you kidding? I answered every question seriously."
Blackboard: "For the last cloze question, let me ask you which female protagonist will poop with the male protagonist?!"
Chi Qian: "How do you know? You haven't seen it, so why should you use subjective thinking to make assumptions? As a teacher, you should understand and respect all possibilities in this world!"
Blackboard: "There is no female supporting character who can do such a thing!!!"
"It didn't happen before, but now it does." Chi Qian snorted, "Like me."
blackboard:"……"
This test paper is used to repair the plot direction of the novel.
From the moment Chi Qian writes, it means that she will be controlled by the answer and perform actions consistent with the content.
The blackboard didn't inform her about this in advance, which dug a hole for her.
He used returning to the real world as bait to hook her in front.
But I don't know whether to say that Chi Qian is too vigilant, or that she is too carefree, and I don't know what is going on!
The blackboard erupted: "Chi Qian failed the female matching exam! Failed! Failed! Pay more attention to the basic female matching course! Until you graduate with full marks!!"
Chi Qian leaned on the seat with his hands folded, Guigui was not afraid of the boiling water, "I'm hungry."
Blackboard: "...No eating until you pass!!"
Chi Qian was not happy about this, "Why don't you give me something to eat? Black-hearted teacher and black-hearted school. Damn it, I'm going to call the police to arrest you!"
Blackboard couldn't bear it anymore: "This is not the regular academy you think, it is a cram school for female supporting actors! Any unqualified female supporting actors must be remade! They cannot graduate until they pass the exam!"
"What's wrong with the female supporting role? The female supporting role provokes you, and you have to be a tool to be satisfied?" Chi Qian put her hands on her hips, "Who made the rule?"
Blackboard: "This is how the world is!"
"Which laws and regulations are there, bring them up for me to see!"
"You! You clearly know that this is a novel world and you are a villainess, yet you dare to talk so brazenly!"
Chi Qian hummed, "So what about the female villain? I'm a shark or an arsonist. If I don't follow the plot of the original book, being cannon fodder is a death penalty? Who do you think you are if you are so arbitrary and tyrannical?"
Blackboard: "The failure of the female supporting character to complete her mission is the biggest sin! As the guardian of the order of this world, I have the responsibility to correct mistakes!"
"Liar, you are just a blackboard, pretending to be worldly aware." Chi Qian deliberately provoked it.
The blackboard was silent for a moment, and then a transparent elf with golden light condensed on the podium.
Chi Qian stared at it.
It stared at Chi Qian.
Chi Qian: “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha’d” use of the world’s awareness of such a shortcoming (1966)
The world consciousness is angry: "Don't laugh, this is not my body, what's so funny!"
This little supporting girl is so annoying!
"Okay, let me ask you." Chi Qian asked it, holding her hands, "How much is your monthly salary? Do you have five insurances and one housing fund? Do you have a car and a house? How much is your savings? How many hours do you work a day? How many holidays do you have in a year? ?”
"Why do you ask?"
"you answer me first."
World Consciousness curled his lips: "I am the guardian of the order of this world. No one can pay me a salary, and I have no five insurances and one housing fund. I have no car, no house, no deposit, and the whole class has no holidays..."
As he said that, something felt wrong in the world consciousness.
Chi Qian: "Then why do you work so hard every day?"
World Consciousness: "Picture... I'm happy with it!"
"Okay, then I can't help you if you are willing to burn yourself to light up others." Chi Qian said sincerely, "Then you have year-end assessments and KPIs to complete?"
"No."
“What did you gain from this job?”
The consciousness of the world opened its mouth: "The plot is progressing steadily, the world is peaceful..."
"Oh, so what do you get?"
"..." World Consciousness thought about it seriously and couldn't remember it.
Chi Qian said: "Look, who is the one who benefits from the stable progress of the plot? The hero and heroine. Who is the one who is happy and famous and rich in the end? The hero and heroine. They have children and grow old together. What do you have? You have nothing. What do you have? No. You are the chosen one."
The consciousness of the world jumps: "You are sophistry!"
"You're in a hurry, prove that I'm right, hehe."
World consciousness is silent.
Really, it’s not questioning one’s own responsibilities, nor questioning the core of the world.
It's just... why do you feel so unhappy all of a sudden?
Chi Qian said evilly: "You work hard so that the hero and heroine can drive a Land Rover as soon as possible. You are really their good nanny."
The world consciousness retorted to her angrily: "I am not a nanny! I am the guardian of order!!!"
"Come on, what else do you have besides this title? What about the so-called original plot? But if the plot is absolutely correct, then why do you think it collapsed?"
The consciousness of the world knows that Chi Qian is talking nonsense, but cannot refute it.
It can only say repeatedly: "You are a female supporting character, and a female supporting character should do what a female supporting character should do..."
Chi Qian was confident: "The female protagonist should do what she wants! Whether it's taking a shit with the male protagonist or..."
The consciousness of the world flapped its little wings and flew in front of her and said angrily: "This kind of thing! Even if you are not a female supporting character, you can't do this as a human being!!"
How could there be such a disobedient female supporting role!
"Have you ever seen a person who doesn't poop?" Chi Qian asked him back, "Don't you prevent people from having three urgent needs?"
She looked at the world consciousness with a frightened expression, "You are really a devil."
The consciousness of the world was about to evaporate from her anger, and her wings flapped faster and faster, as if she was physically cooling herself down.
"A supporting female character like you must be obliterated and destroyed!" It was very angry.
"I can give you ten world consciousnesses like yours." Chi Qian opened his mouth wide.
World consciousness: "..."
The consciousness of the world seemed to be completely angered by her. There was a blazing fire behind her, and then a thunder struck down!
Chi Qian sat there motionless, not even bothering to hide.
She wasn't afraid of the purple-gold thunder that could transcend the tribulation, so why should she be afraid of this?
The strange thing is that the thunder did not hit her and disappeared around a corner.
Chi Qian asked leisurely: "One more?"
"..." The world consciousness looked at her in disbelief, "Why didn't the thunder strike you?!"
Chi Qian folded her hands and said shamelessly: "Why do you need to ask? Thunder will not strike such a lovable good boy like me."
Of course, the world consciousness didn't believe her nonsense and summoned a few more thunders.
The thunder was fine when it came down, but when it reached Chi Qian's head, he turned around and ran away like a convulsion.
Don't say anything to her.
