Gu Hua was ecstatic in her heart, "The world consciousness is finally awakening?! System, I remember you said that the world consciousness will erase variables beyond the plot?"
System: "Yes, host. The variable Chi Qian has existed for too long, causing the plot of the Chi family to collapse and deviate from the main line. The world consciousness cannot tolerate such loopholes."
In this novel, to put it bluntly, Chi Qian is just a short-lived villain supporting female character, serving as a comparison group to set off the heroine Gu Hua.
But she didn't play the role she was supposed to play. She slapped the heroine in the face and highlighted the truth, kindness and beauty of the heroine. Instead, she suppressed the heroine's halo.
Such a female supporting role is unqualified.
Putting it in the program is equivalent to a BUG.
The role of world consciousness is to fix bugs and get the original plot back on track.
Chi Qian, Chi's family, and everyone related to them cannot escape their original fate.
Gu Hua has been waiting for this day. This is her biggest trump card.
No, it should be two.
"When will the world's consciousness awaken?" Gu Hua asked.
System: "If a fluctuation is detected, I will notify the host immediately. All you need to do is add fuel to the flames."
Gu Hua: "But could the mysterious man in black next to Chi Qian also be a variable?"
She very much suspected that she had been unable to absorb Chi Qian's luck recently and had something to do with the man in black.
"Host, please rest assured, the system has detected that the other party has left."
Gu Hua felt relieved.
Gu Hua and the dog system are not the only ones who think of world consciousness.
An idea flashed in Chi Qian's head, and he remembered it.
Tonight is the climax of the plot of the original book, and then the world's consciousness will awaken.
In the original text, world consciousness was here to bring order to things, but she couldn't remember how exactly.
But what is certain is that the ones who dialed the numbers should be her little beetle egg and the Lao Chi family.
Chi Qian is very calm.
If you hold it with your little hand, you will be in trouble.
If you can live, live, if you can't live, just fight!
Her Xianyu sect is also a temperamental clan!
Lou Jinhan turned around and saw her determined expression, as if she was about to go into battle to kill the enemy in the next second, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Chi Qian held the table knife: "I feel that this ancient sword contains the immortal soul of the ancient god. It is calling my will, asking me to pick it up and charge into battle!"
Lou Jinhan was inspired by her ups and downs tone and immediately stood in awe.
As a result, Chi Qian stabbed him down.
Bang!
She cut open the blueberry cake, put it in a glass bowl, picked up her chopsticks and started eating.
"Not to mention, these blueberries will lay eggs if you eat them." Chi Qian took several bites into his mouth, eating the cake like white rice.
Lou Jinhan: "..." Sometimes she is too interesting, and he doesn't know how to digest it.
"The college broadcast has begun. Let you make the opening remarks." Lou Jinhan turned the microphone to her.
"What am I going to say?"
"Anything is fine, it depends on your performance." Lou Jinhan thought that with her eloquence that made people's blood boil when she opened her mouth just now, this shouldn't be difficult.
Chi Qian finished the last bite of blueberry cake and came over to grab the microphone.
"Has it started yet?" she asked.
Lou Jinhan turned on the microphone.
Chi Qian's subwoofer started: "Welcome to my world. This is where I pretend to be crazy. My dear fellow villagers, I believe you are also fascinated by my charm, right?"
"I'm Chi Fengxiao. It doesn't matter how old I am. I have a car, a house, and savings. I have a stable job and am not busy. I have been single for more than 20 years and my life is running fast. I am lonely at night and desperately need the companionship of love."
"My declaration for making friends is: don't wait to love me, do it now. Anyone who is interested can call the contact number 175..."
[Hahahahahaha Qianmei, you want to laugh to death so that I can inherit the starch sausage I just bought]
[Qianbao: Online marriage proposal, just to make my uncle no longer lonely at night! 】
[I am the first to raise my hand! It doesn’t matter whether I want to be Brother Chi’s wife or not, the main thing is that I want to have sex with Qianmei! 】
[From the first issue of Curiosity to the last issue, what exactly is in Sister Qian’s film list? ? 】
Chi Fengxiao, who heard this broadcast somewhere in the college:? ? ?
She is Chi Fengxiao, so what is he? ?
Is this how she promotes her uncle outside? ? ! Still on the school-wide broadcast! ?
Let’s see if he doesn’t spank her ass! !
Just then a female teacher came over and asked, "I heard that Chi Fengxiao is here with you? The conditions sound good. If he is handsome, I will..."
Before he finished speaking, Chi Fengxiao ran away.
At this speed, even if Yue Lao was wearing steel bars, they would still be torn apart by him running in the opposite direction.
clock tower.
Lou Jinhan pressed down the microphone, "Stop, stop, stop! I asked you to speak, what are you talking about? Dating column??"
Chi Qian answered honestly: "No, it's just because my uncle is unhappy, and I want to give him a stumbling block."
Before she left the house, her uncle confiscated all the snacks and cash in her pocket.
She also knows how to hold grudges!
Lou Jinhan: "Say it again, be more serious, be more positive, and make people feel more positive."
"Okay." Chi Qian agreed and said, "A strong young man will make a country strong..."
Lou Jinhan: "It doesn't have to be so serious. It would be more in line with the theme if it were lighthearted."
Chi Qian changed his mind: "The night is so nice tonight, I want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks."
Lou Jinhan: "...the sun is still hanging in the sky now. Forget it, why don't you just tell me a funny story?"
Chi Qian followed the good advice: "There was once a Lin Daiyu who was very charming in uprooting the weeping willows. She was taken in by Tang Monk and his disciples who were studying for scriptures in the west. On the way to Jingyanggang, they encountered Wu Song fighting a tiger. When they saw an injustice on the road, they subdued her with a slap. , but accidentally fell into the rabbit hole, came to the wonderful wonderland, and met the Red and White Queen’s armies fighting..."
"Little Red Riding Hood fights the Bull Demon King Balabala..."
"Then Snow White made a big fuss in the Dragon Palace and started to cramp and skin the Dragon King of the Western Sea..."
This set of stories came out smooth and silky, without any signs of stuttering.
But when talking about the ending, Chi Qian changed the subject: "If you want to know what happened next, please listen to the next chapter."
The student and Lou Jinhan who were listening excitedly said:? ? ?
"What's next? What's the ending? What happens when the king of the daughter country joins the army for his father?" Lou Jinhan looked confused.
Chi Qian held up his hands and said, "No, let's leave it in suspense and let them guess by themselves. Is it interesting enough?"
Lou Jinhan: "..."
[Honghong Huohuo was in a trance, knowing that the story she made up was outrageous, but I couldn't help but continue to listen, even as curious as those students about the follow-up]
[When Qianmei opens her mouth, my soul will fly]
[Her epilepsy finally reached Heras]
[Qianbao, will you miss home after being out for so long? I miss you a lot in the mental hospital anyway]
Thanks to this broadcast, the whole school was discussing whether the king of the daughter country finally joined the army for his father and met Erlang Shen, the most handsome man in the three realms, but was discovered to be a woman disguised as a man.
