"It makes me feel like a prison boss delivering the last supper to a condemned prisoner." Chi Qian shuddered.
Feng Yao: "..."
The dog-headed soybean roared in his heart: "Hahahahahaha!!"
It feels that if it continues like this, sooner or later it will be amused to death by the boss's little girl.
The atmosphere in the previous sentence is so good, it can even imagine the expression of the boss.
Next sentence...
The boss became the prison boss.
Laughing so hard hahahaha!
There seemed to be a layer of speechlessness on Feng Yao's face covered by the bandage, and he said lightly: "If you are willing to eat the last supper and follow me on the road, that's not impossible."
"Ouch?" Chi Qian was curious, "Can I eat whatever I want?"
"Um."
"Then let's have a couple's lung slices!"
Feng Yao was about to agree when he heard her add: "I want the couple's lung slices made from raw materials by my biological parents. I'll cough after eating other people's!"
Feng Yao: "..."
Dog-headed Huangdou couldn't hold it back: "Ha-hahahahahahahaha!!!"
It doesn't work anymore! It really doesn't work anymore!
The dog-headed soybean laughed so hard that he almost rolled on the ground, "Boss, why is your little cotton-padded jacket made of fishing nets? Haha...Gah!!?"
This time, the dog-headed soy bean spirally flipped 360 degrees and bounced back and forth between the floor and the ceiling several times.
"Paji" hit the ground with a cross on the top of the head to stop the food.
Even the effort of speaking the lines was saved.
Chi Qian felt something flashing in front of his eyes, and asked doubtfully: "Did someone just throw a ball of yellow daddy balls in?"
Why did she see a yellow light flash across the room?
Feng Yao raised his eyebrows and looked at her.
The dying dog-headed soybean:!
what's the situation? ? My lovely sister saw it! ?
...but why is it called a daddy ball? It is obviously a handsome and charming little soybean QAQ.
The dog-headed Huangdou suddenly became nervous and quietly hid behind the boss.
Feng Yao glanced at it and asked Chi Qian: "What did you see?"
Chi Qian: "Hmm... It seems to be a lump of yellow, right? I didn't see it clearly, but I thought it looked like a ghost."
Seal Yao "."
The obsessive dog-headed soybean: "..."
The dog-headed soybean instantly turned into a crying soybean, "Boss, boss, your girlfriend said that I am obsessed with the sun!! Am I that ugly!? My appearance is not ranked first in the system world, but it is still in the top five. It’s the best! Little girls like your bestie will love it!!”
Feng Yao: "Look in the mirror."
Crying Soybean: "..."
Chi Qian really didn't see the dog-headed soybean clearly and thought someone had thrown a yellow toy in.
I looked everywhere and couldn't find it.
She didn't take it too seriously, and habitually said, "Brother Cloak, I will bring you the water of life later. When will you give me the green bottle?"
Feng Yao: "Wait a moment."
"Okay, then I'll go out and buy it!" Chi Qian said and ran out.
Dog-headed Huangdou comforted himself, jumped up and floated in the air: "Boss, should we leave now?"
Feng Yao: "No need."
Naturally, he would not go back to the original plane to get something for such a trivial matter.
Otherwise, wouldn't it confirm the argument that he is very good to Chi Qian?
So what became of him?
"What's my points balance left?" Feng Yao asked.
Goudou Huangdou skillfully brought up the system interface, "Boss, there are still more than 20 billion. You have basically not spent it in so many years, and your balance is almost exhausted."
Feng Yao's efficiency in completing tasks was so fast and ruthless, and his profits were so high, that Goutou Huangdou was extremely happy.
But he doesn't use it himself.
His material desires are very low, just as low as his desire to survive.
He does missions not to earn points, but just to kill and vent.
Otherwise, this life of eternal damnation would be too boring.
Feng Yao: "Buy ten bottles of the recovery potion in the mall."
"Okay." Dog-head Huangdou muttered while scoring points and buying things: "This light green petal skirt is sold for a limited time all over the server. It looks like it would suit my cute sister. There is also this little turtle backpack, my cute sister. I definitely like it too..."
Feng Yao: "...bought them together."
Dog-headed Huangdou was excited: "Okay!"
Fortunately, the boss has a little girl, otherwise the points that others are trying to earn will never be used in their lifetime.
It’s true that it was upgraded to Miracle Zaizai’s mall last time!
Chi Qian just went out to buy some happy water, but she was treated as a monster during the day. When others saw her, they screamed and ran away.
"There's a panda monster!! Everyone, run!!"
"His father's monster has mutated again! It will come out during the day now!!"
"These monsters are so cunning. Do you think we won't dare to attack them if they turn into pandas?!"
Chi Qian:?
[Hahahahahaha Qianmei stands alone in the wind and is messy]
【Do not believe rumors, do not pass rumors! Where can there be such a silly panda! Giant pandas don’t accept touching! ! 】
[No, Actor Chi is already infected, so she still has the leisure to wander around outside? Haha, as expected, true love is revealed only in times of adversity]
[You know Qianmei is hanging out again? Couldn't she be buying a coffin of the right size for Brother Chi? ? 】
[Brother Chi: Thank you, I cried to death]
The black fans were also left speechless by the light fans.
Is this something a person can say? ?
Chi Fengxiao’s fans are also sick, and they’re not scolding? ?
Sister Kite: Hey, you are stupid and we are not stupid. When Qianmei is here, when has anything happened?
If something happens to others, Qianmei may still take advantage of it.
But if something happened to her uncle, Qianmei, a salty fish, would stand up on her own.
The anti-fans don’t understand her, but Sister Kite, who has followed her for eight episodes of the variety show, knows exactly what she is like...
"Boss, bring me a box of fat house and let it fall into the water!" Chi Qian slapped the banknotes on the cashier and said very domineeringly.
Sister Kite:......
Bao, are you really here to hang out? ?
The boss saw Chi Qian's face: "Ahhhhh!!!"
Chi Qian's ears hurt, "Stop, I'm a normal person..."
The other party didn't listen to her explanation and threw a bunch of miscellaneous things at her.
Chi Qian frowned and looked fierce, "Bring me the happy water quickly, or I will kill you right now! Do you hear me?"
The boss who had been shouting just now obeyed immediately and gingerly brought her the Coke she asked for.
Chi Qian really felt that they were a little ignorant.
You have to be tough to be obedient.
Chi Qian kept the money, picked up the box with one hand and retreated.
As soon as I left the store, I was surrounded by a group of German shepherds.
The person holding the dog came over and said, "Is that her?"
The originally determined dogs hesitated, "No... not necessarily, right?"
The person holding the dog didn't understand what the dogs were barking about, but Chi Qian did.
She asked: "You came to see me?"
Dogs: "Yes baby, these stupid Twolegs let us catch you!"
"Why are you arresting me?" Chi Qian was puzzled. She had just left the medical building ten minutes ago, so she didn't cause any trouble!
The dogs replied: "Oh, their boss's pants were stolen. Let the brothers find the thief who stole the pants!"
