I saw that Chi Qian’s search records are:
——My third uncle at home stole my treasured snacks. How can I kill him and destroy his body?
——How can I escape legal punishment if someone finds out?
——Is it necessary to fast when executing someone? Can I entrust someone else to go there for me?
——Is there a green turtle style urn?
——If you put two hundred loud farts into your uncle's quilt after he falls asleep, can you knock him out?
…
The program team maliciously released Chi Qian's entire search records.
The green browsing interface is the same color as Chi Fengxiao's face.
There was silence for a few seconds.
Luo Fan was the first to hold back: "Pfft."
Shen Jing's shoulders kept shaking, and he was suppressing laughter until his face turned red, "Xiaochi, how many snacks did you eat Qianqian?"
Look at how angry the child is, a whole page of resentment can resurrect at least ten evil sword immortals.
[Hahahahahahahaha I laughed until I strained my varicose veins on my thumb, so much so that I smashed all the Sima cylinders and injured myself. The roosters within a radius of ten miles lit up for me]
[Laughing like crazy, Qianmei will risk everything for snacks! 】
[The Love Turtle Association strongly condemns Actor Chi! Now you are satisfied, you are a cold and heartless person, Qianmei will never forgive you! 】
[No, now it may be the problem of Brother Chi not forgiving Qianmei hahahaha]
Chi Qian predicted Chi Fengxiao's grabbing action one step ahead and ran away.
Chi Fengxiao chased her from behind, "Run, let's see where you can go! Damn you kid, I just ate a pack of preserved fruits from you, but you actually want to die with me!"
"Ouch! I just learned about it in advance, but I didn't do it in practice. Uncle, what are you afraid of!" Chi Qian ran and begged for mercy.
Chi Fengxiao: "You have evil intentions but no courage! You still want a green turtle style box. My uncle will carve one on your face right now!"
Chi Qian stopped and said, "Really? Can you carve it on my forehead? It will be more eye-catching!"
Chi Fengxiao: "..."
He put his hands on his hips, feeling angry and funny, and his desire to spank the child reached its peak at this moment.
Because of this pause, the naughty kid fell into the clutches of his uncle.
Chi Feng stared at her with a smile on his face, "Humph, you're still running? I'll see where you're going!"
Chi Qian fluttered his legs, "Uncle, let me down! Have you forgotten that there is a sincere relationship between us that goes both ways!"
Chi Fengxiao felt relieved for only two seconds before she realized: "...Why is it an illness?"
"That's not important! What's important is that we are going in both directions!"
Chi Fengxiao was dubious, "Really? For example?"
Chi Qian: "You draw the cake, and I eat the cake. You are sick, and I didn't bring any medicine."
Chi Fengxiao's fingers started to itch again.
Shen Jia Shu rushed over to stop him: "Uncle Chi, stop it! As long as the old slave is here, you can't touch a hair of Her Royal Highness!!"
Shen Jing: "..."
Luo Fan asked in a low voice: "Brother Shen, does your Jia Shu usually talk like this at home?"
Shen Jing: "No, he is quite restrained at home."
Luo Fan glanced at his cousin. Fortunately, his brother didn't talk like that, otherwise his parents would be worried to death.
Unexpectedly, Luo Zichuan spoke up the next second: "We are facing a formidable enemy. Internal strife in the royal family is not conducive to the long-term development of the country. It is best not to use violence."
Luo Fan: "..."
Xiao Ning looked at the uncle and nephew playing and having fun over there, with a trace of envy flashing in her eyes.
Turning around to see Xu Anyi, who was always resisting her, she sighed softly.
Since the keyword of Chi Qian's third search record was "shooting", the program team could not let her take a shot on the spot.
So the chief director asked a question with bad intentions: "Ask Chi Qian, suppose you and your uncle were shot at the same time, but there was only one bullet in the gun, what would you do?"
Chi Qian folded her hands and said, "Of course I'll hide behind uncle!"
Chi Fengxiao had a question mark above his head, "Qianbao, just now we were running in both directions, why have you changed so quickly??"
"No, uncle, please listen to my quibbles first." Chi Qian said rationally, "You see, you are both old and young, and you don't have many years to live, but I am different. I am still young and can live for a long time! In this way, I Survival is the most cost-effective option!”
"Chi Xiaobao!" Chi Fengxiao grabbed her head and kneaded it, "A friend in need is a friend indeed, I have seen through you!"
Chi Qian: "Uncle, don't see through me. Go and see through the lottery and make some money for me before you die."
Chi Fengxiao put his fist on her head, "You are so beautiful! I win up to twenty yuan every time I scratch the lottery ticket. What can you buy?"
"Ouch!" Chi Qian felt his head buzzing.
Due to the joking nature of the above answer, the chief director judged it to be unqualified.
After the warm-up game was over, some guests were cut into short videos and posted online because their search records were too exciting, triggering a new round of social death.
The main point here is to name the two uncles and nephews of the Chi family who ran in both directions.
The final ranking results: Shen Jing and his son, Luo Fan brothers, Xiao Ning mother and daughter, Gu Hua Lingqian, the last one has no suspense.
Chi Qian held the small bronze medal that was ranked last and made a stern face: "Uncle, what do you think we can get?"
Chi Fengxiao touched the bridge of his nose, "What's certain is that it won't be something good."
Every time the program team prepares a "surprise" for the last person, it is quite heartbreaking.
I'm afraid it will be the same this time.
The chief director raised the loudspeaker again: "Please come to the front and stand according to your ranking. It's time to take pictures."
Everyone walked to a half-meter-high step and stood there, while the photographer took pictures below.
Just when everyone thought that was enough, the sound of birds flapping their wings came from all directions.
A flock of white and gray owls flew towards the guests.
White envelopes fell from the sky above the guests.
The designated owl flew towards them with the envelope in its mouth.
Chi Qian reached out to catch it and opened the envelope to read, "Dear Ms. Chi Qian: We are very honored to inform you that you have been admitted to the Heras Noble Academy. Please bring the notification letter and arrive at the registration office within the designated time. "
Chi Fengxiao continued to read: "Dean Rango Chris will be here and welcomes all challengers who don't care about their lives."
[I asked why the owl that sent me the letter has not appeared for so many years. The owl was stolen by the show crew! Give me back the admission notice from the magic school! 】
【Oh oh oh! Has the theme of this issue changed from escape to magic? ! 】
[Heras Noble Academy has another name, called Monster Academy. It is said that there are many strange things there, and the students are all monsters and so on]
[If you don’t believe the rumors and don’t spread them, where did the monsters come from in this era? Ghosts are more like ghosts]
[This admission letter gives me a sinister feeling. The letter paper is so red and so weird]
Luo Fan was very excited: "I have had a dream since I was a child. I want to go to a magic school. Will it finally come true today?!"
Luo Zichuan: "Brother, wasn't your dream when you were a child admitted to Peking University?"
Luo Fan: "...I have so many dreams, don't I?"
