The boy seemed to be asleep.
Bright but not dazzling sunlight shone through the gaps between the flower trellises, mottled the broken light and shadow on his body.
It can be vaguely seen that the angular face is too pale, the eyebrows are slightly wrinkled, and he cannot relax in his sleep.
It's really beautiful.
"Hmm~~!!"
An unharmonious sound suddenly came.
The young man woke up with a start, a flash of light flashed in his light brown pupils, and he looked back in the direction of the balcony next door.
He saw a little girl standing there, holding her lower back with both hands, and humming with a ferocious expression, as if she was... constipated.
The balcony was blocked by a half-person-high wall, so it looked like she was squatting and could only see above her shoulders.
The young man panicked for a moment.
"what are you doing?"
When Chi Qian arrived, he felt a little uncomfortable after being paralyzed in the car for too long, so he stretched out and relaxed his muscles.
But as soon as she stretched herself, she couldn't help but dub herself.
Chi Fengxiao said that she stretched as if she had sex in the toilet.
Hearing the young man's words, Chi Qian looked around, "Are you talking to me?"
Young man: "Is there anyone else here?"
Chi Qian: "Of course there is. I won't tell you exactly who it is, for fear of scaring you."
juvenile:"……"
It seemed like it was quite empty at first, but for some reason after she finished speaking, it suddenly felt like there were people everywhere.
Chi Qian rubbed his waist, gave a long hum as if he was suffering from constipation, and said with difficulty: "I am solving the necessary needs of my body. Alas, I am like this even in my old age, and there is nothing I can do about it."
juvenile:! ! !
She actually defecated on the balcony!
The young man's pupils were trembling, and his hands were shaking because he was frightened by Chi Qian's bold and abnormal behavior. It took several times to press the button on the wheelchair, and he fled here in a panic.
Boom!
Driving too fast, the wheelchair hit the floor-to-ceiling window and made a loud noise.
The young man turned directly to the glass window and left the balcony without looking back.
Chi Qian rubbed his waist and sighed: "It's good to be young. It doesn't hurt even if you hit your head."
"Baby, what are you mumbling here?" Chi Muze clasped the door frame of the floor-to-ceiling window with one hand and leaned out half of his body to look at her, "What are you doing?"
Chi Qian: "Uncle, my back hurts, please rub it."
Chi Muche: "Children have no waists. Are you tired from sleeping in the wrong position in the car just now? Go home at night and steam in the sauna to relax."
"It's good." Chi Qian went to eat with her uncle with her hands folded.
The orange cat followed her feet, no matter how much Zhu Qian meowed to it, it didn't pay attention.
"It's strange, why does my lion king always ignore me and even refuse to look at his favorite freeze-dried food." Zhu Qian was very sad.
Chi Qian held the small cake and said, "Uncle Zhu, don't be sad. Chicken Legs just dislikes your smelly feet, not you as a person."
Zhu Qian:?
He raised his legs to prove himself, "Even if my feet don't smell good, they can't be smelly!"
Chi Muze directly pulled the child behind him, "Can you pay attention to your image?"
Zhu Qian put his legs down angrily.
Chi Qian followed suit, raising his legs high and placing them on his neck, showing off his extraordinary flexibility.
It's so simple, she can do it too.
A few seconds passed.
"...Uncle, help me, my leg is stuck on my head!" Chi Qian bent down and screamed.
Chi Muze couldn't hold it back: "Pfft."
Zhu Qian burst out laughing, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Stop laughing! I'm going to have a cramp!"
Chi Muze hurriedly rescued her, lightly touching her forehead, "Do whatever you want. If you don't learn from the good ones, you will learn from the bad ones."
Chi Qian said harshly: "A brave man dares to challenge everything!"
Zhu Qian laughed until tears almost came out, "Mu Ze, your child is really different, he dares to do anything."
Chi Muze smiled helplessly.
Chi Qian took a piece of chocolate cake, touched the big chicken leg orange cat with his calf, and asked it: "Your master said he doesn't stink, what do you say?"
Orange Cat with Big Chicken Legs: "Hmph, he gave my dried fish to other wild cats before. He doesn't stink. His whole body stinks! Stinky man!"
As cats, they will never allow their subordinates to have other masters!
How dare he, who smells like a wild cat, touch one that smells like milk! !
Chi Qian understood, this is because of love and hatred, if you don't get it, you will destroy it!
So she relayed it to Zhu Qian: "Your cat said that you had another kitten, which made it lonely in the empty house. You are a heartless and stinky man."
Zhu Qian immediately cried out: "?? I would never dare, Master...Wait a minute, Qianqian, how did you know??"
"Chicken Legs told me."
Chi Muze briefly explained: "She understands meow language."
Zhu Qian: "So magical? Real or fake? Then can you show it to me?"
Chi Qian raised his hand, "This is simple. Chicken legs, let's perform a backflip."
Zhu Qian laughed and said, "The Lion King doesn't do this..."
Before he finished speaking, the big orange chicken leg did a backflip double jump on the spot. When he landed, he put a paw on his forehead and made a hero POSS.
The emoticon pack is captioned: In this world, I, the Holy Fire Miaomiao Cult, have the final say!
Zhu Qian's chin almost dropped to the ground, "Master, don't you know how to do this? Last time I asked you to do it, you still ignored me!"
Chi Qian relayed again: "She said she won't perform backflips for your romantic partners. She always pinches her and bullies her when you're not around."
Zhu Qian: "??When did it happen?"
The big orange chicken legs murmured.
Chi Qian: "It's like this almost every time I come here. It's pinched so much that it screams and runs to complain to you. But because of the language barrier, you think it's causing trouble and lock it in the room."
This is pitiful for the big chicken legs.
Just muttering a few words about the smelly feet of the master was considered an advantage to him.
It can be seen that mastering a foreign language is very necessary!
Zhu Qian suddenly remembered that it was exactly what Chi Qian said.
At first, when he brought someone he was interested in to his home, the Lion King was cold and indifferent.
I don’t know when it started. When the lion king saw her, it was like seeing an enemy. He barked at her fiercely and wanted to drive her away.
The ambiguous partner always said it was okay and told him not to blame the lion king. It might be that she had never liked small animals since she was a child.
Zhu Qian had felt that something was wrong before, but every time he would be distracted by the ambiguous person, and it was the first issue and he didn't think about it in detail...
Zhu Qian's expression suddenly turned ugly.
Chi Qian asked again: "Uncle Zhu, are you and your romantic partner already together?"
Zhu Qian: "You know all this? Yes, that's right, we just decided to be together last night. Mu Ze, I told you that she is the one I want to show you."
"Your cat advises you to separate as soon as possible." Chi Qian said.
"Why?" Zhu Qian was puzzled, "The Lion King doesn't like my girlfriend. The worst thing I can do is bring her here less in the future. It won't be a big deal if we break up, right?"
Chi Qian: "It's hard to say. Your cat saw that your girlfriend has obvious masculine features, and knew that you were deceived by a scammer disguised as a woman, so it kept blocking you."
Chi Muche:!
Zhu Qian:?
Damn it, what the hell? ?
