This brand is not very harmful, but very insulting.
What's even more annoying is that Dahei is squatting not far from the door, sticking out his tongue and looking at them.
It seems to be asking: Why don't you come in? Do you not want to?
"That's too much!" Chi Fengxiao gritted his teeth: "Didn't it say that dogs are also prohibited from entering? Why is Dahei inside? Did he go through the back door??"
Chi Chaosheng pressed the bridge of his nose and said, "Is there a possibility that uncle and the dog are talking about us."
Chi Fengxiao: "...It can't be done. We didn't offend the old man."
"I haven't. It's hard to say whether you have."
"? Have you finished your 50,000-word self-review?"
"..."
The two brothers looked at each other without saying a word and could only criticize each other.
Just when they were helpless, a figure passed by, climbed through the hollow iron door neatly and quickly, and jumped to the ground.
Chi Yanliu was wearing a black combat uniform and holding a military cap in his hand. He turned back to look at his two brothers and raised his eyebrows:
"Second brother, third brother, won't you come in?"
Chi Fengxiao made a serious face: "The sign says that Qianbao's uncle and dogs are not allowed to enter. What a disaster for you, Liu Liu, you have been expelled from Qianbao's uncle status."
Chi Chaosheng nodded slightly, this is serious.
Chi Yanliu smiled: "If a few lines of words are so lethal, I don't have to think about how to kick you out of the family tree every day, I can just write your names in the Death Note."
Chi Chaosheng:?
Chi Fengxiao:?
No, what the hell was he talking about? ? ?
Today, the three brothers of Lao Chi's family briefly broke up.
After Chi Yanliu opened the door and entered the house, Chi Chaosheng added a word on the sign and changed it to: Chi Qian's fake uncle and dogs are not allowed to enter.
"Second brother, you have something. You actually tampered with the imperial edict!" Chi Fengxiao was very happy. He would definitely not be scolded later.
As a result, after entering the pool, the door was immediately closed.
Chi Fengxiao's head was full of questions, "What are you doing? I haven't gone in yet!"
Chi Chaosheng looked back at him with a bit of pity in his eyes: "After much thought, the dog on the sign should only refer to you. In order not to implicate us, you should stay outside."
"It's enough for Xiaobao to have our two uncles."
Chi Fengxiao:? ? ?
Are you human? ? !
Chi Qian knew nothing about this.
She had just won the limited return of Duck Quack Mouth, and she was sitting on the sofa with a depressed look on her face.
Chi Lisen closed the medicine box and said to her in a cold voice: "Weren't you very capable when you bit the mallet? Now you feel like a duck. Do you know how uncomfortable it is?"
Chi Qian said harshly: "Ducks are pretty good too, grandpa."
"Oh? What's so good about it?"
"The good thing is that not only did you not lose your granddaughter, you also got a pet duck. Grandpa, are you happy?"
Chi Lisen smiled suddenly, raised his hand and flicked her forehead, "Smooth talk."
Chi Qian groaned dissatisfied, "My mouth is painted like this, how can it not be oily or slippery?"
"Does it still hurt?"
"It hurts." Chi Qian said without hesitation, "Grandpa, ask the chef to prescribe some painkillers for me. It doesn't need to be too much. Just have some cakes, puddings, cookies, etc., and keep them for pain relief!"
Chi Lisen said with a straight face: "You are quite accomplished in prescribing medicine. Do I have to give you a bottle of Coke?"
"Wow, grandpa, you are a miracle doctor!!"
"You don't want to eat anything but dinner today."
"..." Chi Qian suddenly made a face like a duck.
As soon as Chi Yanliu entered the living room, he saw the autistic Duck Quack sitting on the sofa, feeling heartbroken and funny at the same time.
He walked over and touched her head, "When did there be a little duck in the house? Huh?"
Chi Qian changed his tactics: "Uncle, as long as you feed me some Coke, when winter comes, I will use the hair from my second uncle's milk to give you a whole duck down jacket..."
Chi Lisen sat down and interrupted with a cold voice: "He dares to give you a drink."
Chi Qian's eyes were filled with envy, uncle, you won't be afraid of grandpa's evil forces, right?
Chi Yanliu gently tugged at the dull hair on the top of her head, "If you didn't have such a mouth, my uncle would still be able to fight for you. You're already like this, just take good care of your injuries."
Chi Qian protested: "Coke doesn't cause irritation! It has no effect at all on this sesame and mung bean injury!"
Chi Lisen: "It won't affect your injury, but it will affect your courage. If I don't treat you, I think you want to go to heaven."
"Old Nan, put away all the Coke in her refrigerator and don't let her drink it until she recovers."
Butler Nan looked at Chi Qian with pity, "Yes."
This was the first time that he had seen his husband relax his bottom line to a person so much.
Just confiscated the Coke!
Chi Qian: The sky is falling.ipg
"If you don't work hard, why do you come back?" Chi Lisen did not let his youngest son go and looked at him coldly, "Didn't you see the sign at the door?"
Chi Yanliu touched the tip of his nose and said, "Father, I haven't been at home these two days. I didn't make a mistake."
How could he be reduced to the same status as a dog?
Chi Lisen said calmly: "Well, it's my problem."
Chi Chaosheng walked into the living room, and just as he was about to speak, Chi Lisen's next words came out: "I get angry when I see you brothers."
The sound of the tide in the pool: "..."
Chi Yanliu: "...?"
"Hahahahaha!" Chi Fengxiao's very recognizable laughter came into the living room, "Oh, you guys are scolded for running so fast, right?"
This is what happens if you exclude him!
The next second, the big devil of the Chi family aimed his cold gaze at him, "Third brother, I remembered correctly, you are the one taking care of Xiaobao today."
Chi Fengxiao paused.
"You left her alone in the mall and you dare to come back now?" Chi Lisen sneered.
Chi Fengxiao began to retreat.
Chi Qian raised her hand and spoke: "Grandpa, my third uncle was working at the time, and I wanted to go to the mall to play."
Chi Fengxiao looked touched, she must be his good baby! Protect him more!
She really loved his uncle the most!
Chi Qian: "Besides, Third Uncle's manager, Brother Zhao, said that he has found a dozen women for him. If he doesn't go there, it will be too late. There is nothing we can do about it."
Chi Fengxiao almost couldn't breathe.
Chi Chaosheng and Chi Yanliu looked at him with animalistic expressions.
He actually said this in front of his children? !
Chi Lisen's expression was cold, and his face was full of the impending storm. Chi Fengxiao saw that something was not going well and quickly explained: "It's an audition! An audition for a new movie!!"
"Those dozen or so people are actresses who came to audition. I am the male lead, so of course I have to be there! It's not what you think!!!"
Chi Fengxiao's mouth seemed to have pressed the accelerator button, for fear that if he spoke slowly for a second, the family would be without him from now on.
After he finished explaining, the expressions of his father and brothers improved.
Chi Qian blinked in confusion, "What I just said was also an audition, what's the difference?"
Chi Fengxiao cried in her heart: "Bao, don't cut off the beginning and end of what you say next time. My uncle's innocence will almost fall into your hands."
Chi Qian: "What?"
Chi Chaosheng sat next to her, held her face in his hands, looked around, and took the opportunity to pinch it.
"With your mouth swollen like this, were you chewing on a mallet or a hammer?" Chi Chaosheng said amusedly, "Second uncle has the best medicine for wounds. Why don't you stay at my place tonight and come back when you're ready?"
