Today's quick news: The Witch of the Deep drowned on her home turf, and her uncle almost had a heart attack after witnessing it.
This incident tells us a thought-provoking philosophy.
——Don’t speak English.
Chi Qian's posture when entering the water was wrong. These marine animals were afraid of knocking her, so they all moved aside, causing her to gurgling in the water for a while.
A few seconds later, the killer whale carried Chi Qian up on his back.
While Chi Qian was spitting water, he waved to his uncle who was taking off his coat on the deck and was about to jump off: "Uncle! I'm fine, very good! We, the turtles, are all lucky!"
Chi Yanliu: "...My uncle's heart is not very good."
The unlucky boy jumped as fast as he wanted. All the promises he made before coming that he would be honest and responsible were completely forgotten.
Chi Qian made a trumpet shape with his hands and put it to his mouth: "Uncle, throw down the photos and give them to me! I'll show them!"
Chi Yanliu had already prepared it and found the right angle to throw it down.
The photo box was waterproofed and it happened to fall next to the shallow pool.
Chi Qian picked it up and blew a loud whistle, "Family members, line up and assemble."
This group of big guys immediately swam over with their tails wagging, like a group of well-behaved primary school students at a flag-raising ceremony.
The great white shark tried to squeeze into the innermost circle and get close to Chi Qian, but was slapped hard by the tiger shark next to it.
The great white shark touched its face with its flippers, its eyes filled with disbelief, "You hit me?!"
Tiger Shark raised his head angrily, "I'll beat you when I hit you, and you have to choose a date?"
Great White Shark: "Don't think I don't dare to beat you!"
Tiger Shark: "Ha, can you beat me? Thin dog!"
The two sharks were about to fight, and Chi Qian cast a confused look.
Sharks: Honest banana ing
Chi Qian looked away, holding the photo in his hand, and rode around on Orca One in front of every marine animal.
"Did you see everything clearly? That thing looks like this. It fell in this sea area. If anyone can help me find it, I will satisfy its one request!"
As soon as these words came out, the fish swarm boiled.
An arrogant fish boy squeezed forward: "Can I have a kiss?"
Chi Qian thought for a while, "Are you a boy or a girl?"
"I'm a boy!"
"Boys can't, but girls can."
Male fish: What's wrong with the boy? Boys also have ideals QAQ!
Orca No. 3 lowered his voice and said to the two brothers: "I heard that there is a technology on land that can turn a male into a female. If we do it..."
Killer Whale No. 2 continued: "We will be gone before we put it back into the water."
Killer Whale One: "Then a new death case will appear in the human biology textbook."
Killer Whale No. 3: "...just pretend I didn't say anything."
The sharks nearby heard their conversation and snickered secretly. How stupid. Who would do such a complicated thing as changing gender?
Later, it will find a lucky human to grab a bow and put it on the fin, and that's it.
In human cartoons, the ones wearing bow ties are all girls!
It's so witty.
On the deck, the staff of District 9 rushed over when they heard the sound of falling into the water. Their eyes widened when they saw Chi Qian surrounded by marine animals.
Why, how come there are so many big fish? ! !
"Major General Chi, why did your niece fall into the sea? Let's find a way to rescue her right now!" the staff member said anxiously.
Chi Yanliu never took his eyes away from Chi Qian, and said without blinking when he heard this: "No, these animals will not hurt her at the moment."
Chi Qian was just stuck within his safe field of vision. As long as she didn't move too far, he was sure to bring her back to the deck before any accident happened.
If it really doesn't work...
Chi Yanliu touched something next to his leg with his left hand. The staff noticed his move and looked down. There was a new type of sonic cannon barrel placed there.
The staff immediately shuddered.
One of the staff members whispered: "Are those fish really not going to swallow her in one bite? If something happens, we can't afford to pay..."
Just as he finished speaking, there was a huge noise on the sea.
Led by the killer whale that Chi Qian was riding, these deep-sea behemoths swam forward.
Only then did the staff realize that Chi Qian had been sitting on the back of the killer whale!
She held her hands, and her long silver-black hair stood out on the sea.
On both sides of her were an echelon of great white sharks and tiger sharks, escorting her in the middle to swim far away in an orderly manner, like a royal guard.
The staff member's eyes almost fell out of their sockets, and it took him a long time to say: "How is this possible!?"
Forget about relatives of killer whales, great white sharks and tiger sharks are not cute and friendly animals.
Even if it won't actively attack humans, it will never be so obedient.
Not to mention that there are many large fish nearby, which are not easy to mess with in the ocean. Just pick one out and it can capsize the boat just by its size.
Another staff member pinched himself so hard that tears came out of his eyes, "No, it's not a dream!"
Is it possible that Major General Chi’s niece is Hai’s daughter? !
Otherwise this is just a mirage!
Chi Yanliu picked up the walkie-talkie on his waist and ordered: "Control room, follow us."
"This is the control room, got it."
Chi Yanliu held up his binoculars and aimed at the cub on the sea, fearing that if he made a mistake, she would fall into the water again.
No matter how powerful your cub is, it is still a cub and cannot do without the supervision of a guardian.
The killer whales took Chi Qian to a small island as far as the eye could see, placed her under a coconut tree, and took a bunch of seafood ashore for her.
Let her wait here for their return while having afternoon tea.
Killer Whale No. 1 also took out his favorite rubber ball for Chi Qian to play with, and he was not allowed to touch other fish.
This was a gift Chi Qian gave them when they left the high seas of Sicily.
They have been carefully taken care of and are still as good as new.
After a while, the navy ship approached the coast.
Chi Yanliu jumped off the boat, walked over in military boots, and wrapped the big towel directly around Chi Qian's body.
"Wipe all the water off your body, and we'll see what you do when you catch a cold."
Chi Qian shook his head, "Uncle, look, I'm almost dry!"
Chi Yanliu didn't listen to her and wrapped her in a towel and rubbed her hair until her hair was too dry.
Chi Qian wiped the water off his body and stood in the sun for a while. His clothes were almost dry.
Chi Yanliu put the sunhat on her head, "Put it on, you won't get sunburned later."
Chi Qian put it on obediently, "Uncle, my friends have already gone to find the test kits. Let's just wait here for them to come back."
Chi Yanliu raised his eyebrows, "How did you make friends with these guys?"
Chi Qian had a deep look on his face, "This old story starts with the pigs I raised for ten years..."
"Do you want to eat the coconut?"
"eat!"
Chi Yanliu picked up two fresh coconuts, cut a slit with a saber, and handed one to Chi Qian.
Chi Qian took it and drank most of it, sweetening his mouth happily, "It tastes good. It would be even better if you add some ice cubes."
