Chi Qian was like a living little brat, which made Feng Yao regretted coming to talk to her.
The little brat is annoying.
Chi Qian patted him on the shoulder, "I've seen too many young people like you who don't take life seriously. Just listen to my advice from someone who has experienced it. Young man, please remember. Don't worry about what you remember. Just remember." live."
Feng Yao:?
Dog-headed Soybean: Pfft.
This time it learned wisely and just laughed in its heart.
Feng Yao brushed Chi Qian's hand away, "When you decide to die one day, I will send you away myself."
The corners of Chi Qian's mouth twitched, "Then I will never be able to figure it out in my life."
Who is so happy to find a mouse?
She cares about her little life.
I wish I could put eighteen locks on the safe and protect it well.
Chi Qian added, "Brother Cloak, your negative thoughts are wrong."
Goudou Huangdou suddenly became nervous. Is she going to start persuading the boss?
Chi Qian: "You have so much courage anyway, what else in the world can't you do? For example - moving 10,000 bricks every day, delivering 1,000 takeaways, picking up 10 sacks Bottle, will this earn you death?"
Feng Yao: "..."
Dog-headed Soybean: "..."
It shouldn't expect her to say anything constructive.
She is still the first person who dares to ask the boss to carry bricks, pick up bottles and deliver food.
She is a miracle even if the boss doesn't have a knife.
The next second, it saw the bandage on Feng Yao's cuffs turning into a sharp blade.
Dog-headed Soybean:! ! !
No way? ! !
The bandage went straight towards Chi Qian.
He hesitated for a moment, then blew her mind.
"Why did you hit me?" Chi Qian covered his forehead.
Feng Yao: "It is rather naughty."
Chi Qian scolded the bandage: "Don't hit me, or I'll set you on fire!"
The bandage retracted into the cuff of the sealing sleeve aggrievedly. After two seconds, a small part of it was poked out, and Chi Qian was found to be retracting it with a "whoosh".
Chi Qian's hand itched and she wanted to pull it out and tie it into a twist.
Feng Yao stopped talking about life and death with her and returned to the original question: "Why are you sitting here sighing."
Chi Qian rubbed his forehead and hummed: "I'm thinking about life."
She looked left and right to make sure there was no one around, and whispered, "I'm only telling you this."
Feng Yao looked serious, "Yeah."
"You can't tell anyone."
"Um."
Chi Qian lowered his voice: "Have you ever thought about it? Why are our butt flaps made up of two halves, left and right, instead of two halves up and down?"
Feng Yao: "...?"
Chi Qian: "Is this the law of evolution? Or is it because left and right are easier to deflate than up and down?"
Feng Yao: "..."
Chi Qian grimaced: "I've been sitting here thinking for a long time, but I still haven't figured it out."
Feng Yao couldn't understand why she could sigh to the world because of such a weird problem.
Dog-headed Huangdou finally couldn't help laughing: "Boss, please answer her quickly, it's because the two halves of the butt will applaud when they come downstairs!"
Feng Yao: "..."
He didn't really want to relay such unproductive remarks.
Chi Qian clapped his fingers: "And why do we only have two eyes? Can we have a third spare eye? You can take it at will, and it can be used as a real-time monitor at home, saving energy and money."
"And there's more..."
Feng Yao:.
very noisy.
Headache.
Do children have so many problems?
Fortunately he has no children.
In order to shut up Chi Qian, Feng Yao raised his wrist slightly.
The sky above the pasture was like fine velvet, dotted with stars.
At this time, there were meteors dragging the fluorescent light and falling from the sky.
Like a grand fantasy.
It's a meteor shower.
【! ! ! Frog fun, the news didn’t say there would be a meteor shower today! ! 】
【Ah ah ah quickly make a wish! I hope Chi Lulv can marry me as soon as possible! 】
[Together with the above, a group of us will definitely have a good life! ! 】
【So many people want Qianmei, right? I'll accept that cloak brother! 】
[Why is the sound so blurry? Is it time for drone maintenance? 】
Feng Yao raised his finger to the sky and said calmly to Chi Qian: "If you have any questions, make a wish and ask God."
Isn't this the custom of their world?
Dog-headed Huangdou was very pleased that the boss finally got on with it.
Chi Qian: "Is it okay to ask anything?"
"Yeah." Feng Yao nodded.
Chi Qian looked to the sky and asked, "How long has it been since Brother Cloak changed his clothes?"
"Has he taken a shower or not if he wears the same clothes every day?"
"Does he have a hundred sets of identical cloaks in his closet?"
Three times in a row, the atmosphere disappears without a trace.
Although Feng Yao's face was completely blocked by a cloak and bandages, a message could be seen in his eyes——
bother.
The dog-headed soybean quietly moved to the side, away from the center of the whirlpool.
It still underestimated the courage of this little girl who was not afraid of death. Look at all the questions she asked.
Is she laughing at the boss?
Of course Chi Qian is not, she is just a good, simple and studious baby.
"Brother Cloak, God didn't reply to me." Chi Qian said, "Then why don't you answer me?"
Feng Yao's eyes twitched, "You don't understand the cleaning technique."
Chi Qian: "I don't believe it's true or false unless you teach me."
"Okay." Feng Yao smiled half-heartedly, "Now kneel down and kowtow to me, call me Master, and I will teach you."
Chi Qian curled his lips and said, "Forget it then."
She has a master.
Although the master lied to her to raise pigs, and also lied to her that if she raised pigs well, she could change her career to become an alchemist. She was the hope of the entire cultivation farm... but he had never treated her badly.
...wait, cleansing?
Cleansing? ! !
There is a cleaning technique in the world of cultivation, so why does she have to work so hard to brush the pigs every day? ?
The master taught her so many messy techniques, why did she miss this one! ?
He did it on purpose! ! !
Chi Qian: QAQ Master, you have made your disciple suffer so much! !
Chi Qian suddenly became sluggish and wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost.
unhappy.
Feng Yao pursed his lips and said to her: "The spiritual energy in this world is thin, so even if I teach you, you won't be able to use it."
Chi Qian puffed up his face: "It's not important anymore."
She was very angry that she had been deceived by her master for so long!
The bandage under Feng Yao's sleeves stretched out and dangled in front of her, "I'll let you play with it for a while."
Bandage: (´⊙X⊙`)!
It's not a toy! !
Chi Qian immediately reached out and grabbed it, "Hey hey hey, I caught you!"
She immediately forgot what had just happened and grabbed the bandage and tied it into any shape.
Like ponies, puppies, and people.
Tired from playing, Chi Qian fell back and fell asleep on the lawn.
Feng Yao glanced at the drone above, and the live broadcast room was garbled again.
Then he took out a dagger.
The dog-headed yellow bean jumped up in fright: "Boss! Boss, please calm down and don't be impulsive!! You can't kill her!!!"
Feng Yao: "Don't worry, I will spare her life."
Dog-headed Soybean: "This is not a matter of life or death! It can't be done!!"
"Noisy." Feng Yao uttered one word lightly, waved his sleeves, and flicked the dog-headed soybean a hundred meters away.
Dog-headed Soybean:! ! !
Help! ! !
It calls the police! ! !
