"Me? I'm not an ordinary person." Chi Qian tilted his head, then lowered his voice and said with a deep expression: "I am Seven, I am Gaia, I am Tiga, and I am the Light of Ultra!"
Feng Yao: "..."
nonsense.
It was the first time that Feng Yao looked at someone so seriously.
The wound under the bandage had not healed, and the burning pain was still clear.
It was the death pain he longed for.
But this shouldn't be brought about by an ordinary little girl.
Chi Qian looked at his bleeding fingers and wondered what snacks would be better to use this wound to deceive his uncle.
chocolate?
Or sandwich cookies?
I also want to eat spicy beef jerky.
Chi Qian was in tangle, staring at the wound with great pain and hatred.
Feng Yao thought she was in unbearable pain, so the bandage on her wrist stretched out and wrapped around her fingertips.
When the bandages were loosened, the cuts and splinters on her fingertips disappeared.
Chi Qian's almond-shaped eyes sparkled: "Hey! Is this a medical bandage? Can you cut off a piece for me?"
With this, grandpa no longer has to worry about her getting hurt!
The bandage retracted into Feng Yao's sleeve with a swish, leaving only a little bit there to peek at her.
Feng Yao: "No."
Chi Qian: "Okay."
She picked up the wooden basket full of fruits, forgot about cheating on food and drinks, and went to find her uncle.
Feng Yao looked down at the blood stain on the bandage and pressed hard with an expressionless expression.
When the fingertips touched the blood-stained skin, the pain was unbearable.
Dog-headed Huangdou asked cautiously: "Boss, what's wrong with you?"
Feng Yao: "Her blood can hurt me."
Dog-headed Huangdou thought, of course.
You are the closest relatives in thousands of worlds, closely bound and connected by blood.
She has your blood flowing in her body, and she is also the only weapon and weakness in this world that can kill you.
She is your hope.
It is also your abyss.
That's why Goutou Huangdou didn't dare to tell the boss everything prematurely.
Otherwise, Chi Qian would become the knife he used to end his long life.
How cruel.
Dog-headed Huangdou felt sad when he heard Feng Yao say again: "Find a way to get her blood."
The dog-headed soybean jumped up immediately, "Boss! Boss, do you miss her?!"
"I'm not killing her," Feng Yao corrected, "I just want a little bit of her blood to help me sleep forever."
Dog-headed Soybean: "...If a person loses too much blood, he will die."
Feng Yao was silent for a long time, "Is there any way to get the blood without hurting her life?"
Goudou Huangdou was a little relieved. At least the boss didn't want to kill Chi Qian directly, and he knew that no one would be hurt.
After thinking about it, it said: "That Guishui seems to be very safe..."
With a "biU" sound, the dog-headed soybean was thrown out of the sky.
When it landed, it hit Chi Qian's feet. It stuck out its tongue and said, "I, I was just kidding..."
Chi Qian is live broadcasting: "Come on, 123 serves fruits, today I will show you a gluttonous descending to earth!"
"Of course I know Taotie. It ranks at the bottom of the list of staple foods. The meat is still old and is not recommended for consumption. If you have the conditions, you can consider eating its neighbor Bifang. The taste is not bad."
"When I get one like, I'll eat another basket of fruit... That's enough, that's enough, thank you everyone!"
The dog-headed Huangdou thought to himself, this girl's words are quite out of tune, and she doesn't look like a boss's kid at all.
She still wants to eat Taotie and Bifang?
The boss killed one last time, but unfortunately threw it away.
It was the naughty kid's first time selling goods on a live broadcast, but it was a surprise to her.
She decided to sing a song to thank everyone.
The barrage froze for a moment.
【Don't! ! Sister Qian, if we have something to say, just keep your voice down! ! ! 】
[Save a life, which bastard said he wanted to hear Qianmei sing! ? ? 】
[Qianbao, I really love you, but please allow my love to pause for a few minutes]
Chi Qian cleared her throat and started singing: "Why on earth~ It's all my fault——"
To other ears: beep beep beep beep beep.
Listen to Feng Yao's ears: the sound of nature.
Chi Fengxiao, who was standing behind Chi Qian, could hardly hold back. As soon as she stopped, he quickly stuffed a piece of watermelon into her mouth.
"Qianbao, are you tired from singing? Stop singing now and replenish some water. What will happen if your voice is damaged later?"
Her singing meant she wanted to send them away alive.
"It's so good." Chi Qian held up the watermelon slices and took a big bite happily.
Feng Yao, who was listening, came over and placed a green gemstone on her table.
"What is this?" Chi Qian asked.
Feng Yao: "Reward."
Chi Qian felt confident for a moment: "Did I sing well just now?"
Feng Yao nodded, "It's like listening to fairy music and your ears are temporarily bright."
Chi Fengxiao: "..."
Luo Fan: "..."
Studio:"……"
There was collective silence.
Permanent silence.
No, there's nothing wrong with this brother, right? ? Or is it that his vision, no, slap is not very effective? ?
You call this Xianle? ah? ? !
[He, he seems to be serious, you can tell by the size of the jadeite...]
[Iron-blooded Qianfen: Today I listen to a Qiang song, and I am banished to Xunyang City where I am sick. Brother Cloak: If you like it, please listen more]
[Yingdi Chi had a look on his face: Where did this weird thing come from? 】
[The question mark on the head of the Toilet Slipper King can’t be hidden]
The dog-headed soybean is also a bit unbearable to look at.
The boss's taste is indeed extraordinary and has remained the same for hundreds of years.
Is this a reasonable boast? ? !
Chi Qian accepted Brother Cloak's tip and said, "Thank you, Brother Bang, for sending me the green stone as a token of my gratitude. I will sing another song for you for free."
"Makabaka akawakah! Makabaka abayaka is so fucked..."
Chi Fengxiao's face twitched, and it took a lot of restraint to resist covering Chi Qian's mouth.
Luo Fan put on a mask of pain, "Brother Chi, maybe my ears are broken, but I vaguely remember that this song shouldn't be sung like this..."
Chi Fengxiao: "What did you say? Louder, I can't hear you."
Luo Fan: "..." It means his ears have gone blind.
In the midst of everyone's pain, Feng Yao said to Goutou Huangdou: "Record it."
Dog-headed Huangdou was in a trance: "...Okay, okay."
"Set as mission ringtone."
"OK……"
After performing his talent, Chi Qian ate half a watermelon to soothe his throat and introduced the products in the orchard to everyone:
"Is this a peach? No, these are the descendants of the flat peaches that were eaten by my brother Sun Wukong back then. Look at how plump each one is. I'll take one bite."
"Have you ever heard the story of the Concubine Riding the Red Dust? It tells the story of Tang Monk who suddenly took Qiao Qiao when he was on his way to seek Buddhist scriptures and told him that he would recite the tightening curse if he couldn't eat lychees. Then Sun Wukong hurried for 800 miles to kill the lychee monster. Bring his lychee prototype to Monk Tang."
"As a result, the monster entered Tang Monk's belly and merged with Tang Monk's flesh, so he..."
Just like that?
They were waiting for her to continue talking, but she put down the lychee and picked up a mango: "Let's look at this mango again. It has thin skin and thick flesh..."
Everyone:? ? ?
No, you should finish telling the story first! !
【Qianmei! Halfway through the conversation, minced green onion mixed with garlic! ! 】
[I woke up in the middle of the night: What happened to the lychee monster? ? ! 】
[Please wake up! This is not the story of Concubine Xiao at all! This is a dream of Red Mansions! ! ! 】
