She put the cards up again: If you buy fruit, you will get a hexagram. If it doesn't work, you won't be charged, and the fruit will be given away for free!
Then he took out a round sunglasses from his pocket and a white cloth strung on a stick.
It says: The best fortune teller in the world is here, and you can ask questions about your marriage, wealth and destiny.
Chi Fengxiao read out and laughed, "This shoddy prop of yours has no credibility at all. Only a fool would believe it?"
"Master, how much does it cost to tell a fortune?"
Chi Fengxiao's smile froze, are there really fools?
The person who came was an old lady with a sad face. She was probably desperate and decided to become a doctor, so she approached the fortune teller.
She thought Chi Fengxiao was the master, but Chi Fengxiao pointed at Chi Qian and said, "This is the master."
The old lady's face changed, "So young?! You must be cheating!"
Chi Qian: "I am fifty this year."
The old lady believed her lies and left without saying a word.
But how could Chi Qian let go of the customers who came to his door, "Auntie, don't leave. Are you here to ask about your daughter's marriage?"
As soon as these words came out, the old lady's legs immediately stopped moving and she looked at Chi Qian in surprise, "Little girl, how did you know?"
Chi Qian adjusted her sunglasses, "Your daughter is getting married in half a month, right? The man's family is extremely wealthy, but his family doesn't agree with him being with your daughter?"
The old lady immediately rushed over, "It's amazing! Master, in your opinion, can my daughter and him make it work? I always have unspeakable worries in my heart."
Chi Qian: "Don't worry about whether they can work out or not. Go home and see your daughter. The scumbag tricked her into committing suicide to blackmail his parents into allowing them to be together."
"They made a video to go to hell together. In fact, only your daughter actually poisoned the water. He lied to her to die."
The old lady's face changed drastically, "No way?!"
Chi Qian touched the bird on his shoulder, "If we don't hurry up, it will be too late."
The old lady immediately ran home without caring whether it was true or false.
If she was cheated, she would definitely come to Chi Qian to settle the score.
If it is true...she is just such a daughter!
There were people nearby who were familiar with the old lady, and after hearing what they said, they quickly followed her.
Chi Fengxiao was dumbfounded, "Qianbao, is what you just said true?"
"It can't be true anymore."
[Start the video and start sharking together, are you serious? ? ? 】
[Let me go, that young lady thought she was fighting for love, but in fact the scumbag had already wanted to kick her away]
[But why do you want to open a video? Doesn’t that leave evidence?]
Chi Fengxiao couldn't figure this out either.
Chi Qian explained: "Her boyfriend is a psychopath. He has played with several girls in the same way. And because he comes from a good family and can handle everything, he never went in."
The video was taken to preserve evidence of his masterpiece.
He felt that it was his medal.
I don’t understand the current perversion.
After a while, someone ran to Chi Qian's stall and handed over a wad of money.
"Grandma Yao asked me to give it to you. Her daughter was sent to the hospital and couldn't come. She asked me to thank you."
Chi Qian clicked on the sign, "Buy fruit and get a hexagram for free."
The man took the money given by Grandma Yao and bought a bunch of fruits, and then asked, "Can I buy some?"
"Can."
The man came with a pound of various fruits, and then asked: "Master, I want to do the math..."
Chi Qian: "Forget it. Your children are playing with firecrackers next to the firewood pile. The fire has already started. If you don't go back, your home will be gone."
The little bird on her shoulder nodded: "They are all naughty kids!"
That person:? ? ?
Damn it! ! !
He turned around and ran away holding a pile of fruit.
There were more and more people in front of the stall. They bought fruits and then sat on the pony in front of Chi Qian to listen to the master's instructions.
"Master, my daughter is a love brain. Is there any way to make her sober up?"
Master Chi: "Love brain, eat more wild vegetables to replenish your brain. Next one."
Aunt: "Master, my grandson always refuses to eat. What if he doesn't grow taller if he continues like this?"
Master Chi: "Don't like eating? Go to McDonald's. Next one."
Auntie: "Master, how should I fix my split ends? Is there any talisman to protect my hair?"
Master Chi: "Have split ends? Ask Qin Shihuang to unify them for you. Next one."
An uncle rushed over: "Master, why can't I see every time I close my eyes!! Can you draw a talisman to cure me!"
Master Chi pushed up his sunglasses and said calmly: "Just open your eyes."
People around: "This is a real master!!!"
Chi Fengxiao: "..." What's wrong! !
He was collecting money from the side, and his hands were almost weak.
Really, even if he has never set up a stall, he knows that setting up a stall is not that easy.
Fortunately now, less than half an hour after setting up the stall, more than half of the fruit has been sold.
These aunts and uncles saw that Chi Qian had a tender face and a nice voice. Selling fruits with her brother (?) who couldn't speak was very hard, so they would buy a few more kilograms of fruits for fortune telling.
Turns out, this fruit is really sweet!
The watermelon is sweet and not greasy, and the juice overflows when you cut it. The peach is soft and sweet, and you will feel like heaven after one bite.
There are also seasonal fruits such as lychee and yellow peel, which are also very delicious.
Anyway, there is no such thing as a surprise!
Chi Qian felt tired, so he picked up a peach, washed it with the tap water next to it, and then rubbed it vigorously.
After she was done, she took a bite and drank up the peach juice.
After finishing the drink, she repeated the previous actions and continued to gulp.
Chi Fengxiao looked at it with envy, "Qianbao, don't drink it yourself, give it to your uncle too."
Why didn't he know that peaches could be eaten like this?
Chi Qian kneaded the peach twice and handed it to his uncle.
Chi Fengxiao imitated the way she did just now and sucked, and her eyes suddenly lit up.
Then with a strong force, all the peach juice sprayed onto his face.
The aunt next to her said pitifully: "It's really hard for this little girl. It's really heartbreaking to live alone with a mentally retarded brother."
Chi Fengxiao: "..." Is there a possibility that he is normal?
Chi Qian split a watermelon open with a knife and gave the other half to his uncle, "Uncle, you eat it."
Chi Fengxiao suddenly didn't care about anything else, sitting on the pony and eating watermelon with a spoon.
The uncle and nephew each had a big spoon in their hands, and they just ate it, making the live broadcast room full of saliva.
[Where can I buy the Boen watermelon with thin skin, crispy flesh and no seeds? ? 】
[Do you still remember that you are here to sell fruit? Why did you eat it first? Give me half! 】
[These fruits look really delicious. Come and get on the cart. My friend is going to burp next week and wants to eat just like this before he dies.]
[News from the live broadcast room next door: When Gu Hua was shearing sheep, Pleasant Goat hit you hard]
[The toilet pusher was kicked by a cow when he was milking a cow, hahahahaha, I laughed until I wanted to die]
Before noon, Chi Qian and Chi Fengxiao's sacks of fruit were almost sold out.
They closed the stall and were about to go find the old couple. An aunt rushed over with her son, "Master! Master, look at how my son is doing! If you like, you can take him away!!"
Chi Fengxiao:! ! !
