Chi Qian: "Have I spoken to you? Just interrupt here. It's like a dog entering the toilet. Opening your mouth means making trouble."
Ling Qian frowned, "You are simply vulgar!"
Chi Fengxiao stretched out his hand to fan the air in front of him and said disgustedly: "I'm not telling you, why do some people fart so loudly?"
Chi Qian put his hands on his hips and replied: "Because he wears bell-bottom pants!"
"puff!"
The others were amused by the uncle and nephew's cooperation and burst into laughter on the spot.
Ling Qian's face turned cold, "You just talk about how good you are, what are you so proud about? The thunder you step on can't be removed, so be careful and you'll be blown up."
Gu Hua advised softly: "Forget it, brother, don't be like them, lest you be attacked by their fans..."
Ling Gan: "What are you afraid of?"
Do Chi Qian and Chi Fengxiao really think they are great because they have a good family background and many fans?
His Ling family is not bad either!
Chi Fengxiao ridiculed: "If the air conditioner blows too much, you will get sick, and if you meddle in other people's affairs, you will die. Whether we can dismantle it or not is our business. Is it your turn to bark here?"
Others are still standing here, who gives them the courage to belittle his children?
I don’t want to live anymore.
Gu Hua advised softly: "Brother, don't pay attention to irrelevant people. I have already thought of a way to defuse mines. Let's find the tool kit first."
Chi Qian can't speak louder than Chi Qian, but she has a system to help her.
There's no reason why Chi Qian would still be the one to beat him.
Ling Gan's expression softened, "Huahua, you are still smart."
Gu Hua smiled shyly, "I don't know if I can succeed yet, but I will try my best and won't do it half-heartedly."
[Baby Huahua is so great! She is beautiful but works hard, no wonder Mr. Ling loves her so much! 】
[Huahua is too soft-tempered. Every time she has a conflict with someone, she just laughs it off. Being generous will only allow the villain to push his limits.]
[Ouch, Biluochun has been genetically modified into White Lotus. What brand of trash can can you put in it? 】
[The knife in Sister Kite’s hand hasn’t seen blood for a long time. Want to try it? 】
Chi Fengxiao continued to open the mic: "Isn't it just a matter of dismantling a mine, and can it be related to cleverness? A bunch of rubbish, mines of this level don't even need to be taken action by my Qianbao, I will dismantle them in a minute."
Ling Gan's mouth twitched, "Haha."
The bullshit is really big.
Tao Yan didn't quite understand: "Since these landmines are not harmful and are just for pranks, it shouldn't matter if you just walk over, right? Why bother?"
After he finished speaking, he took a few steps forward.
I happened to step on a landmine, and it exploded with a "bang" sound.
Tao Yan's entire lower body was dyed red by the paint from the mines, making him look like...
Shen Jia Shu shouted: "Dad, that brother is here to have his aunt."
Shen Jing covered his mouth: "Tongyanwuji."
"The smell is too overbearing." Du Run joked, covering his nose, "It should be difficult to wash off if it gets on your body."
Tao Yan stood there awkwardly, forcing a smile.
With the precedent he set, others also know that minefields cannot be attacked forcefully, and they can only find ways to avoid them or defuse them.
"Uncle, I found the tool kit." Chi Qian bit the last piece of the milk energy bar and walked back, holding a small army green bag in his hand, "My uncle took me to play with this kind of loose-hair mine, and I can do it too. dismantle."
Chi Fengxiao slowly squatted down while keeping his lower body still, and raised his head when he heard this.
"What did Lao Wu take you to play with? Land mines???"
"There are also main guns and rocket launchers, which are fun." Chi Qian whispered to his uncle, "I just didn't get to sit on the aircraft carrier."
At that time, my uncle came too suddenly and disrupted my fifth uncle's plan.
Chi Fengxiao:? ? ?
He knew that this fifth child couldn't take care of the children well and was a useless snack!
He is not afraid of those things blowing up the children!
"Qianbao, stay away from your fifth uncle from now on. He must have something wrong with him." Chi Fengxiao said while getting tools to prepare for mine defusing.
Chi Qian didn't agree, she was still thinking about the aircraft carrier.
"Uncle, why do you know how to dismantle this?" she asked curiously.
"It's a long story." Chi Fengxiao sighed, "When I was in middle school, I took your uncle to take a shortcut to the Internet cafe and accidentally entered the abandoned minefield in the back mountain."
"Then what?"
"Your perverted brother-in-law, in order to save time, just read the contents of the book and cleared all the landmines there."
Chi Qian: "Oh! My uncle is so awesome!"
Chi Fengxiao: "Your fifth uncle found out about this later. He went to study those landmines without even eating, and then received a severe beating from your grandfather."
"You were beaten just for doing research?"
"Because it was your grandpa's birthday the next day, he tied a landmine with a bow and put it under your grandpa's pillow as a surprise."
Chi Qian gasped: "Hahahahahahahahahaha!!"
【? ? ? Is Qianmei's brother-in-law the big sister from the desert episode? Is he so powerful? ? 】
[What kind of person is the fifth uncle? I laughed so hard that the voice-activated lights within a ten-mile radius shone for me]
[If you don’t understand, just ask, does the Chi family have that genetically awesome syndrome? Every one of them is so outrageous]
[It’s decided, one person will do the work and one person will be the one to do the work, and I will be the brother-in-law’s girlfriend! ! 】
After Chi Fengxiao finished hacking his two younger brothers in a routine, he skillfully boasted: "My uncle was watching from the side. Damn, he learned it in just a few glances."
Chi Qian: "Uncle, you are also awesome!"
Chi Fengxiao let out an arrogant "hmm", and on the premise of ensuring that the pre-added weight pressure remained unchanged, she pushed away the soil near the mine with both hands, stretched her fingers under the shoes, and slowly groped around.
Then he inserted a long needle into the safety pin of the mine by feeling.
"Qianbao, please stand far away first. If it explodes, it won't affect you." Chi Fengxiao reminded.
Chi Qian took two steps back and heard Luo Fan weakly calling for help: "What about that, Sister Qian, can you come and save me if you have time? My legs are almost numb when I stand..."
"Brother Luo, how about I help you?" Gu Hua found another tool kit and said with a smile, "I can do it too..."
Luo Fan said resolutely: "No need, I just trust my sister Qian. If others come, I'll cough."
After so many periods, he is no longer the same person as before.
He firmly believed in one principle: there are only two roads in the world, one is called Chi Qian, and the other is called other people's detours.
Even if he is beaten to death, he will not make any detours.
Luo Zichuan was very pleased, "Brother, you have finally grown up."
Luo Fan: "...If you didn't call me brother, I would have thought you were my brother."
This tone.
Gu Hua was a little embarrassed after being rejected. Tao Yan next to her spoke up to help her out: "Gu Hua, can you help us? My dad accidentally stepped on it."
Gu Hua raised her flawless smile again, "Of course."
Chi Qian took the tools and came to Luo Fan. Luo Zichuan and Shen Jia Shu came over to watch.
Shen Jia Shu looked eagerly: "Princess, can you teach me something?"
Chi Qian did not hide his secrets: "Everyone who has often stepped on a landmine and been killed knows that the fuze part of this loose-fire mine has a movable bolt, which is connected to the firing rod and fixed by a safety pin..."
Luo Fan:? ? ?
He suddenly felt a little cold on his back.
