"Grandpa!?"
Chi Qian was startled, held his head with both hands and wanted to run away, but was grabbed by his grandfather and pulled back by his collar.
Chi Lisen held up this troublesome naughty child and asked in a deep voice: "When did you go out and dye your hair? How old were you when you dyed your hair?"
Chi Qian tried to muddle through: "Grandpa, when did you come back? It's not even close to get off work yet, and the company suddenly closed down?"
"...You should be more concerned about it." Chi Lisen exposed her expressionlessly, "Please change the topic."
Fortunately, he thought the child was not feeling well, so he took a helicopter back from get off work early, only to see a bastard taking over the house.
Looking at her hair, Chi Lisen had a headache.
Chi Qian folded her hands obediently: "Grandpa, that's not the case. I have a reason for doing this."
"Oh? Please tell me what makes you dye your hair so messy."
"...Actually, I do it all for grandpa!!" Chi Qian began to speak eloquently: "Grandpa, this is all because you are so perfect! In this way, when others see grandpa, their first reaction is that they have a successful career and family. Happiness, filial piety from children…but!”
"An ancient saying goes, if you have too much, you will lose! A life that is too perfect must be accompanied by many tests. I thought that instead of waiting for the tests to come, it is better to take the initiative to find Ouch!!"
Before she could finish her quibble, she was hit on the forehead.
Chi Lisen sneered: "Why go looking for it? Raising you will be the biggest test for grandpa in his life."
Chi Qian covered her forehead and said aggrievedly: "Grandpa, you hit me, but you hit me just because of a piece of hair!"
"You didn't use any force. Also, how did you mess up your hair?" Chi Lisen said with a straight face, "After dinner, go back to your room to write a 200-word self-reflection letter. Tonight's dessert is cancelled. .”
Chi Qian:! ! !
"Grandpa!!" she yelled, "I'm going to be angry!"
Chi Lisen said lightly: "It's useless for you to make a fire."
Chi Qian: QAQ
Dark forces.
This must be the evil force possessing her grandfather!
She wants to resist! She wants to revolt! She wants grandpa to know how powerful she is! !
Chi Lisen looked over lightly, "Aren't you going yet? Do you want me to treat you?"
Chi Qian: "...less, please."
Chi Lisen: "The crime of bargaining will be increased by one level."
Chi Qian: "..."
*
Chi Qian’s diary:
The weather is fine and my mood is like being struck by lightning.
Grandpa doesn’t love me anymore. He must have had other cute children while he was at work.
I just dyed my hair, why should I be guilty of this!
Has grandpa forgotten that he was once a playful child? ! Such things that kill children's innocence are so heinous!
He has changed, he is no longer the sunny grandpa in my memory!
If I talk to grandpa again, I will be a bastard!
over.
After writing the diary, Chi Qian was really struck by lightning when he saw the self-examination that he had not touched a word.
Why on earth did she spend so much time writing in her diary? ?
There was a knock on the door, and Butler Nan's voice sounded outside: "Miss, are you there?"
Chi Qian: "Uncle Nan, I'm here."
Butler Nan pushed the door open and came in, placing a plate of snacks on her desk. "Are you tired from writing? Have something to eat before you continue writing."
"Uncle Nan, you are so kind to me!" Chi Qian suddenly burst into tears.
"It's because your husband is kind to you." Butler Nan smiled. "Sir, he was afraid that you would be hungry, so he asked me to bring it to you, and he told me not to tell you."
Chi Qian let out an "arrogant" sound and was stunned.
Butler Nan: "Sir, you never take back what you say. This is the first time. Besides, your original hair color was very healthy and beautiful. The current hair dye is not good for your scalp. I care about you, too."
Chi Qian touched his head. The purple sweet potato cake in his mouth was no longer fragrant.
When Butler Nan went out, she silently added this sentence under the diary:
The tortoise and the turtle are originally from the same family.
hey-hey.
After writing the self-criticism, Chi Qianpian went to his grandpa to admit his mistake and promised his grandpa to get the color of his hair back later.
The corners of Chi Lisen's lips curled up, but he didn't ask her why she suddenly changed her mind.
It was as if this had been expected.
He opened her confession and after reading it for a while, the corners of his eyebrows twitched.
The whole article is full of words and is full of fallacies.
What "I am me, my hair is my hair, cannot be compared", and "Colorful is temporary, children's childhood is complete".
Finally, add the sentence "Grandpa is the most generous person in the world" as a bribe.
She really wants to go to heaven.
Chi Lisen reluctantly closed the letter of apology and put it in the drawer on the right, next to the letter of apology written by Chi Qian before.
Chi Lisen's dark eyes behind his lenses turned slightly cold when he glanced at the DNA test report on the table.
Then threw it into the trash can.
After Chi Qian washed her hair, something terrible happened.
Her hair didn't turn back to its original black color!
If it was the dazzling colorful version before, then now it is the Morandi colorful version...
It’s just that the color saturation has become lower!
Brother Cloak’s hair dyeing skills are so awesome! ?
Chi Qian had no choice but to go to his grandfather for help.
Chi Lisen asked Butler Nan to find a hairstylist to come to his home. He tried several methods that would not damage his hair. Chi Qian's hair color remained unbeatable and very strong.
The hairstylist also asked: "Excuse me, what kind of potion is used for this? This is the first time I have seen this kind of hair dye that fixes the color well and does not hurt the scalp. It is really amazing."
Chi Lisen: "..."
It doesn't hurt the scalp.
But it hurts the eyes.
Finally, I asked a doctor to do a scalp test, only to find out that Chi Qian's hair color couldn't be washed away, and I guess I could only wait for it to fade away slowly.
But it's probably fading one color at a time.
It will take about a week to be conservative.
Only then did Chi Qian realize the horror of hair dyeing.
Her freshness has worn off, if only this was the first bright and bright rainbow color, but it's not! !
How could she bear this!
Chi Lisen laughed at her: "Aren't you very happy? Wouldn't you like to be happy for a few more days?"
Chi Qian said harshly: "It's like opening a blind box. I open a color every day. How fresh it is. When I collect all seven colors, I can summon the dragon ball to make a wish."
Chi Lisen: "Will you do it again in the future?"
Chi Qian: “I can’t make it to QAQ”
It hurts, it hurts so much!
What's even more unfortunate is that the sixth issue of "Escape Heartthrob" is coming soon.
Chi Qian received a call from her third uncle.
She was forced to listen to her third uncle's cries for half an hour.
"Chi Xiaobao, my uncle traveled thousands of miles to rob a prison, but you actually sneaked back to the country alone."
"Uncle puts you in his pocket, you kick uncle into the ditch."
"We have finally become the most familiar strangers and nephews."
"Uncle is no longer alive!!!"
Chi Qian lay on the pillow, wondering if he could sleep or not: "Uncle, I know. You can tell me where to bury him after you decide, and I will bury him next to you. If he gets bored in the middle of the night, we can get up and chat for a while. "
