The person in charge asked: "Where in the back mountain did your subordinates witness the transaction between expert Chi and the spy?"
Dikas's father said confidently: "To the south of the back mountain, my men will escort them over soon."
The person in charge had a strange expression, "But I received news that Expert Chi and his little niece...were caught stealing fruit five minutes ago."
Dickas:?
What the hell? ?
That's right, the talented mechanical designer and first-level researcher was arrested by the patrol for stealing fruits from the back mountain with his children.
On the table in the interrogation room, there was also a mountain of irrefutable evidence - two large baskets full of fruit.
And the two criminal parties showed no sign of repentance.
The younger one took advantage of no one's attention and pulled a big grape from the basket, wiped it with his sleeve and stuffed it into his mouth.
With his hands in his hands and his mouth gurgling, he looked left and right to find the next target.
The older one was even more blatant. He took out a handkerchief and spit out the seeds for the younger one, while whispering in her ear.
If you listen carefully, it is said that "the people who take care of the back yard must have been slacking off in the past few months. The fruits are not as sweet as last year, and they are not responsible for the delicious ones grown in other people's backyards."
The younger one: "Uncle, have you eaten it?"
The older one: "I've eaten it, it's so sweet."
The little one drooled: "Then I want to eat it too."
The older one patted his chest: "When you get out of here, I will take you to pick them. You can have as many as you want."
Person in charge: "..." I'm all here.
And you are a first-level expert after all, but you actually teach your children to do this kind of thing? If your child's parents find out, they will kill you!
Thinking of Chi Yuezhou's research results and his own abilities, the person in charge quickly convinced himself.
I just ate some fruit, it’s not a big problem, it’s not a big problem.
Genius, a little abnormal is normal.
The officer next to him complained in a low voice: "The mountain behind is empty."
Person in charge: "What do you mean by empty?"
"Just, they have almost eaten all the fruit on the tree."
principal:"??!"
"What about stealing fruits? I think they were clearly covering up their criminal behavior." Dikas's father said coldly, "My subordinates just discovered that someone was trading in the back mountain, and they were caught on the back foot. It's so skillful?"
Chi Yuezhou raised his eyes, "Criminal behavior?"
The person in charge explained euphemistically: "It's like this. Colonel Mars misunderstood that you were colluding with spies..."
"My subordinates did witness the scene between Chi Yuezhou and the spy transaction, so they called me to inform me." Mars insisted on this point, "I can guarantee it with my reputation."
When Cao Cao arrived, Mars' men said as soon as they came in: "Colonel, we have captured someone!"
They pushed out a thin man, "That's him, the spy who made a deal with Chi Yuezhou!"
Person in charge: "Then why is he the only one?"
Subordinate: "There were two people at the transaction site at that time, Chi Yuezhou and his niece, but they ran away after we discovered them!"
principal:"……"
A faint voice came from the side: "I made duck soup, plucked the feathers, washed them and put them in the pot to boil. Who knew that the cooked ducks could actually fly away."
Chi Qian held his chin in one hand and looked like he was watching a clown's performance.
Chi Yuezhou folded his hands on his chest, "All of Colonel Mars' subordinates put together, I'm afraid they can't even come up with an idea."
Mars gritted his teeth: "If the transaction is discovered, of course you will run away! As for whether the person who traded with the spy is you, you will know if you ask the spy!"
The spy was bribed by Mars, so he naturally admitted it.
Mars slowly raised his chest, looking like a villain and said: "Your accomplice has admitted it, now you have nothing to say?"
Chi Yuezhou: "Isn't there surveillance in the back mountain? Just adjust the surveillance and see."
The person in charge looked embarrassed: "The surveillance system in the back mountain happened to be out of order today. It can only record sounds, and the pictures are all black."
Chi Qian and his uncle looked at each other and said, "The sound is fine too."
Mars didn't understand what they were talking about.
But he soon found out.
Because Chi Qian ate the "buffet" too quickly, her real-time eating and broadcasting sound was left in every area of the back mountain.
There was also a reminder from Chi Yuezhou to stop eating and pay attention to safety.
The uncle and nephew chatted from east to west, one eating and the other talking, and their mouths were never idle for a moment.
Mars' subordinates claimed that when they bumped into Chi Yuezhou making a deal with the spy, Chi Qian was eating apples and chatting with Chi Yuezhou about how beautiful the rainbow is after the sun rains.
It did rain a lot today, and there was also a rainbow. If we had recorded in advance, we would never have known it so accurately.
And with how secretive Chi Qian and Chi Yuezhou are, they don't have time to make any deals at all!
Mars' face suddenly turned pale.
Chi Yuezhou said with sarcasm in his eyes, "Colonel Mars, I thought you were a smart man. As soon as something happened to your brother Benny, you immediately cut off the relationship to protect yourself and prevent your family from being affected."
"But you were blinded by hatred and were too eager to pull me down. Instead, you exposed your own stupidity."
Mars' plan was indeed thorough, but his main purpose was to deal with Chi Yuezhou, so he didn't pay much attention to Chi Qian.
She ate all afternoon and developed the most powerful alibi.
Chi Qian put a grape in his mouth and said, "He is quite stupid. He has already recovered completely. He doesn't go to the hospital for treatment and is wasting his time here."
Mars frowned, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Chi Qian: "You have liver problems, but you still have a few months to live. Are you surprised?"
Mars: "Fart——"
The person in charge stopped him, "Colonel, I advise you to believe what she said and go to the hospital for a detailed examination. But before that, you have to go to the Investigation Bureau first."
The bamboo basket failed to fetch water, and Mars couldn't bear the suffocating feeling of having to put himself in it in the end, so he spat out a mouthful of blood.
Chi Qian: "Wuhu! It is estimated that there is only more than a month left!"
Chi Yuezhou: "Tsk, tsk, I'm already old, and I still don't understand how anger can harm the body."
Subordinate: "Colonel! Colonel, are you okay?!"
Mars had spit out blood just now, but was hit again by the wicked uncle and nephew, and was about to faint.
He pointed at Chi Yuezhou and said harshly: "You won't be proud for long!"
After saying the ruthless words, he tilted his head and fainted.
"Colonel!!" His subordinates hurriedly carried him to the hospital.
Chi Qian smacked his lips, "I really want to eat Colonel's chicken nuggets."
Chi Yuezhou crossed his hands and said, "No, don't even think about it. Your grandpa sent me ten pages of precautions for raising cubs last night, one of which was to ban junk food."
"...Ten pages?"
"Oh, he may be afraid that I will raise you to death."
This is a joke.
If it wasn’t just raising a child, how could he raise it?
When the person in charge heard that they were still in the mood to talk about what to eat, he couldn't help but remind him: "Colonel Mars seems to have prepared a back-up plan to deal with you, so please be careful."
Chi Yuezhou raised his chin slightly and said frivolously: "He can use whatever means he has. I'm not afraid of a group fight."
After saying that, an officer walked in and said, "Oh no, there's a riot outside!"
