When he returned home, Chi Qian did not hide anything from his uncle and told him that he could calculate by touching turtle shells.
Although Chi Yuezhou is a scientific researcher, he still believes in this kind of thing.
He immediately asked: "Can you help me figure out which direction to kneel in to get rich overnight?"
Chi Qian touched the turtle shell and said, "Please pray in all four directions."
Chi Yuezhou knelt down on the sofa and bowed in all directions, "Is this enough? What's the principle?"
Chi Qian: "The principle is to let you know that there are some things that even praying to God and Buddha are useless."
Chi Yuezhou: "..."
He jumped up and caught Chi Qian pinching her cheek, "Okay! How dare you fool me!"
"Wrong, wrong!"
"Don't bully Qian Qian!" Dabao brought out the fruit. When he saw Chi Qian being bullied, he immediately rushed to stop him.
Chi Yuezhou was pushed to the edge of the sofa, a little confused, "No, do you still remember who is your master?"
Chi Qian opened his mouth and ate the watermelon fed by Dabao, "Late Emperor, times have changed."
In a few words, she usurped her position.
Chi Yuezhou thought carefully for a few seconds, "Okay, uncle, I will pass on the throne to you today!"
He asked Dabao to follow him to the laboratory upstairs to unlock its information lock.
Let's upgrade it by the way.
Give it another owner.
However, Chi Yuezhou missed one thing.
Dabao is being upgraded, and there is no one at home to cook. It's beyond the delivery distance here, so I can't order takeout.
The uncle and nephew were silent for a while, and Chi Yuezhou tentatively asked, "Can you cook?"
Chi Qian thought for a while, "I can only cook soup."
Chi Yuezhou breathed a sigh of relief, "Then let's divide the work and cooperate. You make the soup, I cook, and we can barely make up a meal."
"Why is it forced?"
"Don't ask. If you ask, you won't be sure if you haven't cooked before."
Seeing how good his uncles were at cooking, Chi Qian thought that all the uncles in his family were cooking gods.
Unexpectedly, there are also people who know nothing about this.
Ah, I missed my brother-in-law. It is impossible for his kitchen to open fire in this life.
There are ready-made ingredients in the refrigerator. As long as you handle them properly, it is not difficult to make a table dinner.
Then such a strange scene appeared in the kitchen——
A witch was brewing a dark purple potion soup with a touch of green next to it.
A Muggle tries to use his superior IQ to turn potatoes into pumpkins.
The spirit is commendable, but the reality is numb.
Fortunately, the kitchen didn't explode.
An hour later, dinner was served.
The uncle and nephew sat facing each other, not knowing how to start with the dishes in front of them.
"What kind of soup are you cooking?" Chi Yuezhou asked doubtfully, "Black-bone chicken...add kelp?"
Chi Qian: "This is corn ribs soup."
"Then why is it this color?"
"I don't want to throw away the chicken. That's it after it's cooked."
Chi Yuezhou swallowed and made up his mind not to touch the pot of soup, but Chi Qian served him a bowl.
"Uncle, you have to drink the soup while it's hot."
Chi Yuezhou held the bowl of soup and smelled the smell like pot water, and the alarm in his head went off.
His gut told him that if he drank it, he might die.
But he didn't want to waste Chi Qian's hard work, so he took a small sip...
Spit it up quickly.
Chi Yuezhou felt as if he was on the verge of death and jumped sideways repeatedly.
"Chi Qian, did you poison the soup?" Chi Yuezhou asked.
Chi Qian puffed up her cheeks: "Uncle, didn't you taste it carefully? The soup I cooked was so delicious. My third uncle and my friends were all rushing to drink it before!"
That's not bad. No matter how bad the snow lotus soup is, it is a once-in-a-century medicine.
Even if Chi Fengxiao and the others didn't want to drink it, they still had to hold their noses and drink it.
Chi Yuezhou didn't know the story inside, and thought that Chi Fengxiao was really willing to go out, but he wouldn't be able to do it.
Chi Yuezhou put down the bowl as naturally as possible and changed the topic: "Give me the bowl and I will help you fill the rice."
Chi Qian took a bite of rice and said, "Uncle, your cooking is really good."
"Really? It's my first time cooking."
"Yeah, it's almost done."
"..." Chi Yuezhou took a mouthful of rice in disbelief and was silent for two seconds. "Let's eat vegetables. Come on, try this stir-fried crab..."
Just as Chi Qian stretched out her chopsticks, the crab on the plate caught her chopsticks.
She looked surprised and said, "Uncle, you did a great job with the fried crabs, and there are two alive ones."
"...Eat something else. This boiled pork slices must be cooked."
Chi Qian tasted it and said, "It's really good. It seems to be quite cooked."
"This stir-fried shrimp dish, I don't know if the shrimp are dead or not. If I eat it, I will definitely die."
"This fish... tastes like you're dying."
"Our table is very particular. We eat salt and add vegetables."
She commented on her cooking skills, which made Chi Yuezhou's mouth twitch.
"It's not that bad, right? I made it exactly according to the recipe."
Chi Qian pushed the dish over and said, "Then you eat."
Chi Yuezhou ate it and then vomited.
He took a sip of mineral water and said dullly: "I wasted a very precious hour of my life."
Chi Qian comforted him: "Uncle, maybe we eat it the wrong way."
"Huh? Way?"
"We should put these dishes back into the pot first, reheat them, add some Lao Gan Ma to season them, and sprinkle with chopped green onions..."
Chi Yuezhou listened very carefully, "What then?"
Chi Qian: "Then throw the vegetables and pot into the trash can and go out to find a McDonald's for dinner."
Chi Yuezhou, who thought she could give some constructive suggestions: "..."
Although his cooking skills were disliked, Chi Yuezhou couldn't even eat these things if he asked himself.
"Don't even think about McDonald's. There seem to be a few packs of instant noodles at home. Do you want to eat them?" Chi Yuezhou settled for the next best thing.
Chi Qian thought for a while, "I want spicy beef!"
"become!"
The two happily went to boil water to make instant noodles.
Chi Qian directed Chi Yuezhou to add ham sausage to the instant noodles, and then pour some canned fish to add flavor.
It doesn’t require any skills at all, just cook it and you can eat it.
The cell phone placed outside suddenly rang. Chi Qian went out to take a look and saw that his grandfather started a group video chat.
She ran to the dining table and pointed the camera of her phone at the food on the table.
These dishes taste terrible, but at least they look normal.
This time, only Chi Lisen and his eldest son, the third son, were connected. Everyone else was busy.
"Chi Qian, are you eating at this hour?" Chi Lisen looked past Chi Qian, "Grandpa, look at what you are eating."
Chi Qian had a sweet look on his face, "Grandpa, there are fish, meat, shrimps and crabs, so you are healthy."
Chi Muze smiled gently: "It seems that your fifth uncle has indeed taken good care of you. He is much more reliable than your younger uncle and fourth uncle."
Chi Fengxiao crossed her legs and said, "Tsk, this looks just average. It's far behind compared to me."
Chi Lisen was about to look away when he suddenly saw a crab escaping from the plate.
His expression condensed, "Chi Qian, please bring the camera closer."
"Oh." Chi Qian obediently took it closer, but found that her grandfather's face turned dark.
"Your fifth uncle will let you eat undercooked crabs and fish whose scales have not been cleaned?" Chi Lisen said in a deep voice.
His face looked like a storm was about to come.
At this moment, Chi Yuezhou came out with freshly cooked instant noodles.
"Chi Qian, the instant noodles are cooked. There is only one egg left. Let's guess who will eat it."
