Chi Lisen hung up the phone.
Chi Yuezhou touched his chin and realized something was wrong.
But as the only isolated person who did not exist in all communication groups of Lao Chi's family, Chi Yuezhou did not know that the world at home had changed a long time ago.
What’s more, I didn’t know that my father, who had always hated children, has now become a top breeder and can even serve yin and yang meals from time to time.
The most important thing is... he doesn't feel there is anything wrong with him taking Chi Qian to play games.
It's not like he's going to the battlefield, he's just having fun. No matter how strict his father is, he can't find fault with him.
Therefore, Chi Yuezhou guessed that the reason why his father suddenly hung up the phone was because of the aircraft carrier.
"Chi Qian, do you want to go on the aircraft carrier and have a look?" Chi Yuezhou turned around and asked.
Chi Qian blinked and spat out a sentence: "Elephant farts."
Chi Yuezhou didn't react: "What?"
"It's so loud."
"Pfft!" Chi Yuezhou laughed, "Then I'll apply and I'll take you up there to play in two days."
Wasabi cool?
Chi Qian said seriously: "Uncle, to be honest, I have admired you since my last life."
Chi Yuezhou was amused by her again and patted his thigh to control himself.
This guy has an irritating and sweet mouth, and I don’t know who he learned it from.
Chi Yuezhou thought for a while and began to be tempting: "Chi Qian, do you know who is the smartest person in our family?"
Chi Qian replied without hesitation: "That must be grandpa!"
No matter where she hid the snacks, her grandpa would always find a way to find them and ask Butler Nan to shovel them away for her.
She was obviously very cautious and even used the anti-theft mechanism.
But it still failed repeatedly!
Chi Yuezhou choked, "If your parents don't participate in this ranking, you'll just look at your uncles."
Chi Qian looked at him with small eyes: "Uncle, don't you want to say that you are the smartest?"
"Who says it's not the case?" Chi Yuezhou cleared his throat, "Your uncle and I have been smart since we were young. Our IQs are so high that we can't stop him. We only get full marks in exams since we were young, and our IQ is as high as 295."
Chi Qian is still young, and he feels that talking about grades is the best way to build an image for his children.
After saying that, he stepped on others: "Your third uncle is different. He is so stupid that he loses one or two points every time he takes an exam."
"Your fourth uncle is smart, but his brain is not normal. Shen Nong has tasted herbs since he was a child. He was hospitalized 366 days out of 365 days a year because he ate the wrong plants."
"You can easily become stupid if you stay with them for a long time."
Chi Yuezhou thought that after all these dark histories were told, Chi Qian would find that he was the most reliable uncle in the family.
Unexpectedly, Chi Qian said euphemistically: "But Third Uncle said, Fifth Uncle, when you were a child, you made grandpa angry and got beaten. Grandpa finally calmed down, but you asked grandpa if he hadn't eaten."
"Then he got a harder beating."
"I really don't see how clever he is."
Chi Yuezhou: "..."
Chi Yuezhou: "Don't listen to everything your third uncle says, he will discredit me."
Chi Qian added: "Grandpa said that you sneaked away to play in an Internet cafe when you were a child. After you were caught by him, you pretended that you didn't know him and asked his uncle if there was something wrong with you."
"How can I say that I received a severe beating in the end?"
Chi Yuezhou: "..."
Does he have no face? !
Chi Yuezhou took a deep breath, "Chi Qian, I think you are right. The past is as unimportant as the wrong questions on the draft paper. It is the future that should be looked forward to!"
"Let's just forget about it and just think it was a dream."
Chi Qian made a gesture like counting money, "Uncle, you know, I have a very good memory."
Seeing her skillful look, Chi Yuezhou wondered if she usually blackmailed others?
What's going on with kids these days, are they so naughty?
Chi Yuezhou took out several hundred yuan and gave it to her.
Chi Qian hugged Qian Qian and said, "Oh, a lot of information was suddenly withdrawn from my head."
Chi Yuezhou is really angry and funny.
He also wanted to join forces with Chi Qian to resist the two bullies of the Chi family, Chi Fengxiao and Chi Qingchen.
As a result, the plan collapsed halfway.
Still paid a few hundred dollars.
Chi Qian felt the familiar and irresistible force appear again, and immediately turned to his uncle and said:
"Uncle, it's time, I want to eat!"
Chi Yuezhou looked down and saw that it was one second shy of twelve o'clock. He immediately stopped caring about anything else: "There is beggar's chicken in the restaurant for lunch today. If you go late, it will be gone. Let's go!"
The two ran away hand in hand.
The officer behind him hesitated to speak. The group of old professors were probably going crazy waiting in the laboratory...
Base restaurant.
This was the first time Chi Yuezhou brought someone to the base, and the experts and professors who greeted him were very curious about Chi Qian.
He also took the initiative to invite her to visit their laboratory later and stuffed her with a bunch of snacks.
Chi Qian always felt that the way these uncles and aunts looked at him... well, it was like looking at a carrot that could catch a big fish.
Weirdly hot.
Chi Yuezhou introduced her to these people, and then took her to find a seat to sit down.
"Uncle, I didn't expect that your screw-driving career is so prosperous." Chi Qian held orange juice and said, "You've become a screw-driving expert."
Chi Yuezhou took the opportunity to create a character: "You know, there is no distinction between high and low in work. Even if it is screwing, I must show my personal style and personal glory! Become the most handsome boy in this electronics factory!"
Chi Qian's face was suspicious, "See if I believe it or not. You said before that you liked fishing, but it turns out you didn't lie to me."
"This is because work must be relaxed and relaxed, which is the long-term solution!" Chi Yuezhou gave an example: "If I hadn't told you, you wouldn't have noticed that I touched the fish all morning, right?"
"Aren't you teaching me how to fire a cannon?"
"Yeah, in order to teach you, I didn't even go to the laboratory to work."
Chi Qian yelled: "Uncle, you are just an intermittent fake salted fish. Our real seafood can't move as long as it can."
Chi Yuezhou scared her: "If you don't work hard, you will be sold out."
Chi Qian: "Then I hope that when I'm sold, I'll be weighed by the catty."
Chi Yuezhou: "..." Does she think she is pork? Also sold by the pound.
He will sell her tomorrow.
Chi Yuezhou suddenly remembered something, "You lied to me before, saying that there was no one in your family, and that you hadn't eaten in a long time."
"You little brat will kill your whole family with just one mouthful??"
Chi Qian said confidently: "Uncle, I'm not like you to lie. There was really no one at home the day I met you, and I really hadn't eaten for more than two hours."
Chi Yuezhou: "...do you think what you said is true?"
He later considered adopting her.
Fortunately he didn't, otherwise he would have been hung up and beaten by his father.
Chi Qian pouted: "Who told you that your understanding ability is so bad? You can even misunderstand."
Chi Yuezhou suddenly felt that this child would not be able to survive if he did not take good care of him.
More annoying than his third brother, fourth brother and him when he was a kid combined.
How many DebUffs are stacked?
