After that, he sent a red envelope worth 88.8 to bribe her.
Chi Qian accepted the red envelope: Don't worry, uncle, I won't open the door even if the King of Heaven comes!
After replying to his uncle's message, Chi Qian found Chi Yuezhou in a daze and asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Chi Yuezhou: "A formula suddenly flashed in my mind just now."
It was related to the bottleneck he encountered before leaving the base. He had just discovered that as long as he substituted this physical formula, he might be able to solve the problem he was currently encountering.
Chi Qian was confused, "I can understand eating fried chicken with the formula, but you didn't eat anything."
"Is there a formula for fried chicken?" Chi Yuezhou asked in surprise.
"Fried chicken with sauce, can't we come up with the formulas of tomato fried chicken, mustard fried chicken, sweet and spicy fried chicken?" Chi Qian said, "Of course, my personal favorite..."
She put on her gloves, tore off the fried chicken, put it in a paper bucket, sprinkled it with chili powder, and shook it.
"Now, you can get a brand new formula for shredded spicy fried chicken!"
She came up with the fried chicken theory and converted it into complex numerical symbols in Chi Yuezhou's mind.
His eyes lit up: "Lu Lu, you are really a genius."
His doubts were solved in just a few words!
Chi Qian said modestly: "If there were a gourmet school in the world, I would be as good as a principal."
After saying that, she saw Chi Yuezhou take out his notebook and quickly write something on it, "What are you doing?"
"I'm memorizing the formula for screwing."
"...while eating?"
"Inspiration is something that if you don't catch it as soon as possible, it will leave you." Chi Yuezhou said while writing, his hand speed never stopped, and the more he wrote, the brighter his eyes became.
At this time, Chi Qian felt something was wrong.
Half an hour later, Chi Yuezhou was still writing, and her bad feeling got worse.
"Don't you like fishing? Why are you so concerned about work?" Chi Qian looked at him suspiciously.
Chi Yuezhou: "Isn't this forced by life?"
Chi Qian stared at him writing furiously and suddenly asked, "Do you like hamburgers?"
"dislike."
"Do you like vegetables?"
"like."
"Are you a salted fish?"
"no."
"..."
There was silence for a moment at the dining table.
Chi Qian Maomao was furious: "You are obviously a roll king, but you actually engage in salted fish fraud!"
Fortunately, she thought she had met an accomplice!
Chi Yuezhou explained to her: "Actually, there are two ghosts living in our bodies, a lazy ghost and a diligent ghost. Suddenly becoming diligent is because the diligent ghost suddenly possessed us."
"This shows that we are not completely lazy and can still be very diligent occasionally."
Chi Qian didn't believe it: "You're lying! Why do I only have a lazy person in my body!"
She doesn't want to work hard at all, she just wants to lie down and sleep!
Chi Yuezhou said: "You are still young, so it is normal for a diligent person to not develop."
Chi Qian was so angry that he didn't want to pay attention to him.
She and King Juan are at odds with each other!
No one would write any nonsense formula while eating!
This has gone against the foundation and soul will of the Xianyu clan! !
By the time Chi Yuezhou realized that Chi Qian was ignoring him, it was already an hour later.
He finally finished it.
During this period, he lost Chi Qian's friendship.
Chi Yuezhou coaxed with a good temper: "Lulv, I will buy you a fire extinguisher, please don't be angry, okay?"
Chi Qian showed eight teeth and said, "Okay, I want the pink one."
Chi Yuezhou: "...This is unlikely to be possible."
Chi Qian immediately bared his lower teeth and faced him.
Chi Yuezhou added: "Then let me buy you chocolate snowballs?"
"……two."
Chi Yuezhou came back holding two chocolate snowballs, "Are you still angry?"
Chi Qian shook his head for the sake of ice cream.
Chi Yuezhou: "That's good."
He lowered his head, held up two ice creams and took a bite.
Chi Qian's cheeks bulged, "Isn't this bought for me?"
"I'm overthinking it. I bought it for you to see." Chi Yuezhou changed his face in a second and said proudly: "Little boy, you slapped me twice in the morning, so I found an opportunity to take revenge."
He had no other good qualities since he was a child, except that he held grudges.
And he particularly understands the essence of the idiom "sleeping on fuel and tasting gall".
Otherwise, I wouldn’t have been able to compete with two bullying brothers for so many years!
Seeing that Chi Qian was even angrier than before, Chi Yuezhou laughed loudly: "You want to eat it? Are you envious? You can't eat it!"
Chi Qian squeezed the lump tightly.
This guy already knew that she hit him, but in order to get revenge on her, he kept bearing the humiliation and pretending to be a salty fish to get close to her!
This is white and black!
Chi Qian was even more angry. He could use other things to retaliate against her, but he actually used food!
"I'll fight with you!!" Chi Qian rushed forward and grabbed both Chi Yuezhou's arms.
Chi Yuezhou tried to resist, but couldn't!
Then he watched helplessly as this little kid, who was several heads shorter than him, grabbed the ice cream and threw it into his face!
"Pfft" twice.
The chocolate snowball hit his entire face accurately.
Chi Qian was fierce: "Is it delicious? Are you happy? Eat more!!"
Chi Yuezhou struggled: "Hey, hey..."
"You bad guy, you have been expelled from the Alliance of Restorers, and I will never play with you again!"
After Chi Qian finished slaying him, he turned around and ran away.
Chi Yuezhoujun's face was covered with ice cream and he was completely stunned.
Compared to her two slaps, his revenge method of eating two ice creams...should be better, right?
Why is she so angry?
Chi Qian was not only angry, she also felt sad when she thought about the two chocolate snowballs that she didn't eat.
That snowball looks really delicious.
She went to the store to buy them and found out that the last two were bought by Chi Yuezhou.
Who can withstand this! !
Golden Little Noodle's milky voice coaxed her: "Sister, don't be angry, I'll show you how to tie a bow!"
After saying that, it automatically tied a standard double-layered bow.
Little Eagle: "What's so great about being able to tie a bow! I can also fly upside down!"
After saying that, he flew backwards in a circle.
Chi Qian: "Quack!"
When she got to a place without road control, she rode a double magic wand home.
Passing the woods where she landed in the morning, she saw a familiar person.
Gu Hua.
No idea what she is doing here.
Gu Hua searched for a whole day but could not find Chi Wu who was injured after falling from a height. Unwilling to give up, she changed her ticket and planned to wait until the early morning to return home.
But what the hell, why can’t I find anyone?
Isn't he already dead? !
The system tried to persuade her, but the irritated Gu Hua opened her mouth and said: "Don't bother me now!"
Just as he finished speaking, a drop of eagle lala fell from the sky.
It hit Gu Hua on the head.
Gu Hua stretched out her hand and said, "Ahhhh!!!"
Chi Qian, who was riding a magic wand in the sky and passing by slowly: "Hee hee, I don't know why I feel cheerful all of a sudden."
*
Chi Yuezhou figured out the bottleneck and naturally wanted to return to the base to continue research.
He found a retro phone booth and was about to touch coins to make a call.
As a result, he found that there was not a single copper in his pocket.
Gone.
Where did all his money go? ?
