Chi Qian said with a deep look: "It's like being bitten by a spider suddenly..."
Chi Yuezhou understood: "I feel itchy on my wrist, as if something is about to spurt out."
"If we both put on red tights again..."
"You can go save the world."
Chi Qian shook his head and said, "To tell you the truth, I actually have a nickname for someone else - Spider Woman."
Chi Yuezhou thought seriously for a few seconds, "My brother called me Bangchui since I was a child, so my nickname should be Zhenzhidang."
The Alliance of Restorers of Sorrow was thus established.
The two looked at each other up and down and laughed.
Chi Yuezhou asked again: "Why do those people call you Lu Na and chase you?"
Chi Qian: "To be honest, my beautiful face and unique little face look very similar to that of a celebrity. They must have recognized the wrong person."
Chi Yuezhou: "That star is definitely not as good-looking as you."
"That's not good." Chi Qian jumped to the ground and took a look at the time. "It's almost dinner time. Why don't you go home for dinner?"
Chi Yuezhou shook his head, "If I don't go back, I plan to stay in a hotel tonight."
Chi Qian: "So you don't have a home."
"Yes, I do, but I don't want to go back." Chi Yuezhou sighed, "There is an annoying guy living in my house with a child."
"I don't like children, and I don't want to see annoying people. It's better to stay outside."
Chi Qian patted him on the shoulder and said, "I hope these two people will leave your house soon."
Chi Yuezhou made a sincere wish: "Then I hope they go out lying down."
Chi Qian: "Then your home becomes a haunted house?"
Chi Yuezhou: "..." It seems to make sense.
The two of them took the huge sums of money they earned from performing arts and found a fried chicken restaurant to eat.
Chi Qian had a hamburger in one hand and iced Coke in the other, eating deliciously.
Chi Yuezhou couldn't eat any more.
Probably because of his childhood education, he really has no interest in these junk foods.
"It's better to eat less junk food." He reminded Chi Qian.
Chi Qian suddenly asked: "Do you think bread is healthy?"
Chi Yuezhou thought for a while, "Healthy."
“Are vegetables healthy?”
"of course."
"Chicken is also very nutritious, right?"
"right."
Chi Qian was puzzled: "Then why do hamburgers become junk food?"
Chi Yuezhou choked. He could easily solve the most difficult physics problems, mathematical formulas, and chemical equations.
But he couldn't answer the question.
He thought along the lines of Chi Qian's question, yes, it is indeed quite healthy. How could it become garbage when combined together?
The youngest genius expert at the military base was stumped by a mere food question.
If you tell me, you will laugh out loud.
Chi Qian thought to himself, this guy's brain is not very good, he is so easy to deceive.
She took a big gulp of Coke and heard the man and woman at the next table talking:
"I am 31 this year, graduated from X University, with a monthly salary of 8k and commission. My parents' house and car will be mine in the future. Such conditions are among the best in this city," the man said.
The woman smiled awkwardly.
Man: "I don't mean to show off, it's just that a good person like me has a crush on you for some reason."
"Actually, there were many girls chasing me in the past, but I didn't like them because I thought they were too money-worshiping. You give me a very simple feeling, which is different from them."
Chi Qian's little ears perked up, thinking that this nice guy actually went on a blind date in McDonald's?
His tone of voice is so CPU.
The woman said tactfully: "Sir, I think you may have some wrong understanding of me. I love money very much..."
Man: "When we get married, I will give you 2,000 yuan a month for living expenses. You can quit your job and help me take care of my parents at home and have several children in the future. I usually go shopping and take care of the housework. What a good thing." .”
Chi Qian couldn't even drink Coke.
Damn it, sister, slap him quickly! ! !
The woman really wanted to slap someone, but she had to maintain a superficial politeness: "I'm sorry, sir, I think we are not suitable..."
"Are you playing hard to get?" the man said confidently, "I know you girls like to tease men to show your charm."
"But to be honest, if a second-married person like you can get married..."
Before he finished speaking, Chi Qian said, "Oh, what happened to the second marriage these days?"
The two people on a blind date looked at her.
Chi Qian held the fries between her fingers, took a sip, and exhaled the non-existent smoke:
"Don't look at me like this. In fact, I have been divorced three times and am the mother of three children. I came to this country alone to work hard. I own a Lamborghini worth more than 7 million, a villa in the city worth 800 million, and a mansion near the river worth 1.4 billion. …”
"Harm, I don't want to show off anything, it's just that I can be a man or woman."
Chi Qian winked at the woman.
Chi Yuezhou was stunned when she saw it.
The woman immediately smiled, holding her bag and sitting next to Chi Qian, her upper body pressed against her, "Baby, I want to go home with you and take care of your child."
The man stood up and pointed at Chi Qian angrily: "You look like this, can that money be serious money? Don't laugh so hard!"
Chi Qian: "You are so fat. Is the fat on your body real fat? It's not that the evolution is not complete, but you still retain the original appearance of a fat pig, right?"
The man was so angry that he picked up the Coke on the table and threw it at her.
Chi Yuezhou quickly picked up the tray on the table and blocked it.
The coke splashed back onto the man, and he cursed and walked away angrily.
Chi Qian pouted: "Hey."
The woman stood up and thanked Chi Qian, "Sister, I really thank you just now, otherwise I would have been pestered to death by him."
"I'm treating you to this table. Do you want anything else?"
Chi Qian waved his hand, "No, you should stay away from that man in the future. His family has millions of gambling debts, and he is anxious to find someone to take the blame."
The woman's expression changed again and again, and finally she managed to say: "Scum!"
After the woman paid the bill and left, Chi Yuezhou asked: "Do you really have three children? And so much property??"
She looks ten years old at most!
Chi Qian nodded: "Of course it's true. Brother, you know, as long as people are willing to work hard, they can..."
Chi Yuezhou answered quickly: "Can you do everything?"
"No, you can just make up any nonsense." Chi Qian picked up the fries and stuffed them into his mouth.
Chi Yuezhou: "..."
It turns out it was all made up.
She's really good at it, she just opens her mouth.
Chi Qian's cell phone suddenly rang in her pocket, and she saw that it was her third uncle sending her a message.
Chi Fengxiao: Qianbao, have you eaten? My uncle just came out of the studio.
Chi Qian typed with one hand: Uncle, I am in jail.
Although the person sitting was McX Law.
Chi Fengxiao:? ? ? WTF? ? ?
Chi Qian: No, I mean I just ate, tomatoes, cabbage with chicken, and dessert!
Chi Fengxiao was very satisfied: Not bad, eating well, very healthy. Your fifth uncle didn't come home, right?
Chi Qian: No, my fifth uncle didn’t even call. Dabao Mianmian Yingying and I were the only ones at home.
Chi Fengxiao: If he comes back, don't open the door for him. I changed his door lock code so he can't get in.
