Chi Qian thought his uncle was going to be cold, but he did a backflip and staggered a few steps to stand firm on the floor.
Chi Fengxiao breathed a sigh of relief and put his hands on his hips arrogantly: "Young man, even with this broken mechanism, you still want to trick me, damn it——!!!"
The floor he was standing on was caught off guard by the bullet, and he was thrown to the ceiling.
The skylight above opens.
Chi Fengxiao fell into the swimming pool outside in a curve.
There was a "crash" and the water splashed up to two meters high.
Good guy!
Chi Qian looked at his uncle who fell into the swimming pool outside, quickly went to the kitchen to get something, and then ran out to look for him.
Chi Fengxiao held a swimming ring and floated up, spitting water with a dark face: "The fifth child who suffered a thousand cuts, I will kill him when he comes back!!!"
"Qianbao, come and give uncle a hand!"
"Uncle, wait a minute." Chi Qian quickly sprinkled a handful of green onions into the swimming pool.
Chi Fengxiao's head was filled with questions, "What are you doing?"
"Throw some chopped green onions and get ready to serve." Chi Qian said confidently, "Now, this is our dinner - drowned chicken!"
Chi Fengxiao was quite angry at first, so he made her laugh.
This guy!
He climbed out of the swimming pool several times.
"Chi Xiaobao! Stop and don't run!"
"Those who don't run are fools!!" Chi Qian spread his legs and ran quickly.
The uncle and nephew played cat and mouse on the first floor.
However, how could the short legs outrun the long legs? Chi Fengxiao held Chi Qian's back collar in one hand and walked towards the kitchen.
"Fat Bai, where is the cloakroom here?"
The snowman tilted his head: "My name is not Fatty Bai, I have a name!"
"What's it called?"
"One day, with the knife in hand, sharks will bully my brothers and dogs!"
Chi Fengxiao’s eyebrows twitched, “Your master is mentally ill and gave you such a name??”
Chi Qian fluttered in his hand: "Should I call you Shark or Gouzi?"
The snowman said obediently: "Actually, I don't have a name. The master was too busy and forgot to give it to me. I heard this sentence from the master when I was just born."
Chi Fengxiao: "..." Barbecued Pork Lao Wu.
How much does he want to kill these brothers?
He should have been thrown in the trash when he was a kid!
Chi Fengxiao put Chi Qian in the kitchen and let Snowman watch, and went upstairs to change clothes.
Chi Qian put her hand on the table and chatted with Snowman: "Is my fifth uncle handsome?"
Snowman: "Master, he is smart, wise, and personable..."
"Oh. Is he handsome?"
Snowman: "My master is extremely talented and powerful in mechanical design and research..."
"Isn't he handsome?"
The snowman made a "(∩︵∩)" expression, "Why do you only care about whether the master is handsome or not? The most important thing in being a human being is connotation!"
Chi Qian: "I'm his niece, not his wife. I don't care about his connotations or his underwear. To be honest, are you handsome?"
The snowman was defeated by her, "I'll show you the photo."
"OK!"
Snowman mobilized the database and searched for a long time. "Hey... the owner's photo library suddenly does not have permission and cannot be opened (*ﾟ◇ﾟ)."
Chi Qian looked at it suspiciously, "Where are you and me?"
"I could still see it just now!"
"When was it just now?"
"Three days ago."
"..."
It's just calculated on a daily basis.
The snowman was very sad: "Actually, the master is not good-looking, but he is very powerful. Don't hate him."
Chi Qian said firmly: "Don't worry, I am the kind of person who judges people by their appearance."
The snowman was about to be happy, but his reaction got stuck after a few seconds.
Chi Qian sighed: "I thought no one in our old Chi family was ugly. It seems that my fifth uncle has a genetic mutation."
The snowman silently archived her words.
"Here, your beaten lemon tea." Snowman handed the prepared beaten lemon tea to Chi Qian, "Do you want to take a look around here?"
"Okay." Chi Qian followed it with a straw in his mouth.
The first floor is mainly the living room, dining room and kitchen, and the second floor is the leisure area.
Snowman: "This is the master's meditation swing. You have to solve the problem when you sit on it. If you can't solve it within ten minutes, you will be bounced away."
"This is a merry-go-round. You need to ride it by yourself. Please note that the horse's mouth moves. If you run too slow, you will be bitten by the horse behind you."
"There is also this little black levitating car that can levitate and move in certain areas, but currently only the maglev induction channels are installed on the first and second floors..."
Chi Qian's eyes lit up, "Can I play with this?"
"Yes, the master said that as long as you are lucky, you can use this place as you like."
Chi Qian jumped into the small black car. The maglev device underneath made the car completely weightless and floated in mid-air.
She saw a blue line on the floor, which should be the special passage the snowman said.
She drove around the entire second floor.
The cat car issued a warning of insufficient energy. Chi Qian drove back and asked the snowman: "What is this used to charge?"
"Use the charging pile next to it, but the energy stones inside are extracted from meteorites. Please be careful not to touch them casually." The snowman said obediently, "Let's go to the third floor."
Chi Qian didn't want to move as soon as he left the little black car, "Why don't we watch it tomorrow, I'm tired from walking."
"Then I'll carry you." The snowman automatically grew twenty centimeters taller, then picked her up and put her on his shoulders, "Hold me like this."
"My fifth uncle won't ride you like this, right?"
"No, Master doesn't need this parenting function."
Chi Qian was silent for a while, parenting? Is there something wrong?
The third floor is a combination of bedroom, study room and research room.
Chi Fengxiao walked out of a bedroom wrapped in a bathrobe with a dark handsome face.
"Uncle, what's wrong with you?" Chi Qian put his chin on the snowman's head and asked him.
Chi Fengxiao took a deep breath, "Qianbao, can you believe it? In the bathroom here, if you turn on hot water and do some physics questions, if you can't do it in five minutes, just put in cold water."
"Don't soak in the bathtub for too long, otherwise there will be a machine sound asking you if you are dead in there. If you are not dead, get up and do some questions to wake up."
"I'm riding a horse - am I taking a shower or taking an exam?!"
Who in their right mind would do something like this in the bathroom? ! !
Chi Qian had never seen it before, so he decided to go and see it.
The snowman glides forward and leads the way: "The children's room is over here."
Chi Qian: "...Why is it a children's room?"
Snowman: "The master entered your age in my database as only eight years old, so I prepared a children's room for you!"
Chi Fengxiao crossed his arms and sneered: "Qian Bao, did you see it? It's not my uncle who is slandering him, right? Your fifth uncle is just like your brother-in-law, his brain is not normal."
Chi Qian was thoughtful.
Snowman: "I have written it all down, and I will file a complaint when the master comes back!"
"I'll beat you up too."
Snowman: (´•︵•`)
Chi Qian touched Snowman's head and said, "Don't worry, if my uncle beats you up, I will definitely help you."
This thing looked so hard, don't hurt her uncle's hand from hitting it.
Snowman: ෆ(˶'ᵕ'˶)ෆWow, she's so nice.
