Chi Qian didn't know it yet, but he was being targeted again.
She is asking the animals to sign in and classify them by species for easier management.
Chi Fengxiao felt that this was a bit too embarrassing for animals.
However, the animals didn't say anything and started sorting in a fully automated manner. They quickly sorted out several classes and stood in rows.
Chi Fengxiao: "..." This guy is more tolerant than today's military trainees.
When the animals lined up, Chi Qian stood on the roof of the car and gave a speech: "Comrades and family members, just today I learned about a tragic thing——"
"The charming Mr. Hei from the house next door is still there. He is keeping his peace at home, but he is treated inhumanely by a group of robbers who break into the house!!"
Black Lion:?
Chi Qian: "We deeply regret what happened to Uncle Hei and hope that he will get out of his psychological shadow as soon as possible."
Black Lion:? ? ?
The animal below: "Oh ho——"
Chi Qian raised his hand: "Comrades, this is not the first time such a thing has happened! In the past thousands of days, our compatriots have also suffered similar tragic experiences as Uncle Hei!"
"So how do we avoid this kind of encounter? Chi Lulu's class has started - what should we do if a bandit is sick and old? Give him a beating and he will be fine!"
"First of all, we need a well-trained guard team, such as Brother Lion and Brother Tiger, who are peace-loving and never bully the weak!"
The ligers suddenly felt a little heavy on their heads and subconsciously puffed up their chests.
That's right, they never bully (only eat) the weak!
Chi Qian added: "Next, we need a grassland guard army! They must be agile and sharp, especially good at marksmanship! For example, our monkey brother!"
The gelada baboons and green monkeys put their hands on their foreheads and saluted everyone.
Hug a little, who makes their claws more flexible?
Chi Qian continued: "Of course there are our elephant sisters and zebra uncles... You can change the guards in turns every week. If you find any unscrupulous people hunting animals, arrest them immediately!"
"Here, I would like to introduce to you our swordsman genius, Comrade Luo Zichuan."
The monkeys clapped and croaked.
Luo Zichuan's ears turned red quietly and he stepped forward.
Chi Qian: "He is very knowledgeable and proficient in acupuncture points on the human body. He will tell you where it hurts the most when you hit someone!"
All animals: "Oh——"
Chi Qian then introduced Shen Jing: "This person will teach you how to set up levels on the grassland!"
Next is Shen Jia Shu: "He knows the properties of herbs, which ones are poisonous, and which ones can heal wounds if eaten, he knows them all!"
Shen Jia Shu blushed and clenched his hands.
Chi Fengxiao waited expectantly for Chi Qian to assign him a position.
Although Luo Fan didn't speak, the desire on his face had become concrete.
Being an instructor for animals is such a majestic thing!
Writing it on your resume can show off for a lifetime!
Chi Qian thought for a while, "These two are responsible for our appearance."
Chi Fengxiao:? ? ?
"Qianbao, is this how you treat a highly intelligent person like your uncle??"
Chi Qian: "Uncle, I feel that no matter what position is assigned to you, it will be a waste of your rare beauty, so..."
Chi Fengxiao thought, why does this sound so comfortable?
"Okay, you're right." He felt pleased with himself. Alas, being too handsome is also a worry.
Luo Fan touched his chin, "Brother Chi, it is true that handsome men like us are somewhat privileged."
Chi Fengxiao thought so.
Chi Qian pretended not to hear and continued chatting with the animals.
[I don’t know if these animal gentlemen listened carefully. Anyway, I listened carefully and took notes]
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
[I believe that Qianmei is very powerful, and it is true that the animals listen to her words, but if they could do what she said, they would have joined the circus long ago, right? 】
[This is called a waste of effort and a fool’s dream]
[It’s better for us, Huahua, to stay down-to-earth and find a safe house, so we don’t deal with these nonsense]
[Yes, yes, your Huahua family is indeed taking detours]
The anti-fans jumped up and down to criticize Chi Qian, but they were quickly suppressed by Qian fans and Sister Kite.
Chi Fengxiao looked at these quality animals and said, "Qianbao, they are so peaceful."
Chi Qian: "For the time being, they will only be so peaceful when they are united against the enemy. They will remain as they usually are."
This is the law of nature.
She had no intention of changing that.
Chi Fengxiao was a little worried again: "Monkeys learn to shoot, what if they shoot randomly at people in the future?"
Chi Qian said while whittling the wood: "Uncle, don't worry, a wooden gun with wooden bullets can't kill anyone. No matter how many real guns they use, they won't be able to make them."
"Moreover, I have also set up an inspection team to keep an eye on these organized animals. Anyone who dares to mess around will be arrested and imprisoned."
"...Jail?"
"Oh, it's the small dark room inside the cave."
"..." Chi Feng was silent.
This is establishing a new kingdom!
Should he praise her for her genius, or should he worry that she won't leave and just establish himself as king here?
Chi Fengxiao trembled, hugged Chi Qian and said, "Qianbao, uncle can't live without you!"
Chi Qian had a disgusting look on his face, "Uncle, get out of here, I can't live without handwork!"
Chi Fengxiao: "...So what have you been doing since just now?"
"Machine gun. There are still a few parts left to assemble."
The next second, the live broadcast room went dark.
Program team: "..."
Help! ! !
Chi Qian is busy.
When a new translator takes office, he needs to go to various classes to help the instructors train new students.
Fortunately, this year's batch of freshmen were very obedient and didn't cause any trouble for her.
Otherwise, even if she divides it into ten, it won't be enough.
Fortunately, the training results were good.
The monkeys learned to shoot, and although it was inaccurate, the machine gun darted over and hit the target.
The trained monkeys each have a machine gun.
Where did the bullet come from?
How can the good teeth of wild wolves and hyenas be wasted? Of course, let them chew them out.
Poor wolf dogs have eaten meat for most of their lives and will have endless wood to chew in the future.
When the live broadcast room opened again, what I saw was the scene of monkeys holding machine guns and jumping on scarecrows.
A few logistics monkeys squatted next to them, responsible for picking up the dropped bullets.
【? ? ? Just one night, I traveled through time? ? 】
[This monkey shoots harder than me! ! Humans are inferior to monkeys! ! 】
[I’m really on my knees. Whose school’s military training can produce results in one night! ! ! 】
[Does Qianmei like sports students? I took physical education classes for twelve years [Holding Roses]]
Not to mention that the audience found it outrageous, Chi Fengxiao and others also found it outrageous when they woke up.
They looked at the orderly animal military training on the grassland and fell into deep thought.
Chi Qian was still waiting for the rainbow fart. Seeing their grins from ear to ear, Chi Qian asked:
"With all the civil and military officials in the dynasty, why doesn't anyone speak out?"
Everyone suddenly put on their black gauze hats: "..."
