The lion heads felt aggrieved, "Why don't you leave!!"
Lion King: "Are you the boss or am I the boss? Climb! Climb both! Climb as far away as possible!"
Lion heads: QAQ we are not snakes! Why let us climb!
A group of fluffies walked away muttering and cursing in their hearts.
One of the little lions turned back and pounced into Chi Qian's arms.
Shrinking iiOiiO and squatting obediently.
Perhaps this is the so-called newborn calf not afraid of tigers.
"Get off here!" The Lion King straightened up his upper body to pull it away.
The little lion hugged Chi Qian's neck: "Wow, sister, I'm afraid of the dark and want to be with you QAQ."
Chi Qian blocked the Lion King, "You can't bully children."
"It hasn't had a bath! It's very dirty!"
Little Lion: "I took a bath with flower petals~"
Lion King: "Even if a dead pig is burned with perfume, it is still a dead pig, especially one like you whose hair has not grown all the way! If you don't come back, believe it or not, I will cut you!"
It just drove the little lion away.
Then he walked back to Chi Qian and said, "The lions outside are all bad. Don't believe them. I am the only one who is really good to you."
Chi Qian: "Then stroke your tail for me."
Lion King: "...It's not impossible."
Chi Qian leaned towards it and took a bag of sucking ice to replenish energy.
[Is Qianmei the legendary cat-attracting physique? Otherwise, why would there be furries throwing themselves into snares wherever I go? ? 】
[The big lion can be used as a pillow, I want it too! ! 】
[One, two, three, give me the link! 】
Cheng Youshuang came over and said, "Sister Qian, do you want to eat shredded squid and potato chips?"
"Eat, thank you." Chi Qian took it and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Well, I want to apologize to you." Cheng Youshuang said hesitantly, "These things Fu Chen did..."
Chi Qian: "You don't need to apologize for him. You two are separate individuals. No one has to pay for the other's fault."
Cheng Youshuang was stunned and wanted to cry again.
Her idol is the best person in the world! !
Looking at Fu Chen who was still lying there like a dead dog, Cheng Youshuang had no expression on his face.
unlucky.
The dinner was sumptuous, and the whole camp was filled with the smell of burnt barbecue.
Shen Jia Shu asked for a baking stone table and put the sliced meat on it to bake.
When Shen Jing asked, he said obediently: "I'm grilling the princess to eat on the way!"
Just when Luo Fan was about to tell Luo Zichuan that his job had been robbed, he saw him cooking something in a glass container.
"What are you doing?"
"Canned fruit."
"……"WTF?
Did Chi Qian bring two cooks to survive? ?
Luo Fan suddenly felt that he seemed a little out of place.
Should he do something to make himself look less idle?
At this time, he saw Fu Chen getting up from the ground.
Luo Fan was overjoyed. The opportunity to show off finally came: "Fu Chen is going to run away! Let's see how I punish him!!"
He took out the tools he had prepared for a long time from his backpack and threw them at Fu Chen.
Fu Chen turned around when he heard the voice, and was faced with a black shadow covering his face, and he fell straight down.
Chi Qian looked back: "Good guy."
Shen Jia Shu shouted: "Dad, Uncle Luo threw out a toilet shovel!"
Shen Jing suppressed a smile and said, "That's right, son, it's a toilet lever."
"Hahahahaha!" Chi Fengxiao laughed so hard that he was out of breath, "What good person would bring a toilet shovel when he goes out to survive? Hahahahaha!"
Luo Zichuan was silent for a few seconds and couldn't help but ask: "Why do you bring such a thing?"
Luo Fan said matter-of-factly: "I don't know how to use swords, guns and sticks, so what if I hurt myself by playing with them? I just had an idea when I was going to the toilet..."
"Okay, you don't need to say anything."
"oh."
[My heart is full of grains now, what should I do to save you, my red bitter tea husband]
[Others bring a knife, a lanyard, and seasonings to survive, but he brings a guy who can use the toilet]
[I’m really worried that he will be fired from this team because of his bad brain]
Although the toilet ejector is clean, there are probably not many people in this world who have had the experience of having their face sucked by the ejector, right?
This will be a dark history that will never be washed away in a lifetime.
Shen Jing pulled the toilet lever out of Fu Chen's face. His face was so distorted that it was deformed.
There is also a very obvious red circle on the face.
Fu Chen pointed at them with trembling arms, extremely angry, "You, wait for me!"
After saying that, he turned around and ran away.
Not paying attention to the tree roots under his feet, he fell several meters away with a "thud".
"Ah——!!!" screams sounded.
Fu Chen's leg was broken.
The program team sent a helicopter over overnight to pick him up.
Cheng Youshuang, as his guardian in the show, also had to leave together.
When she got on the helicopter, the tears on her face were almost dry.
It's best that Fu Chen's leg is broken.
Otherwise she will definitely break his legs!
The only consolation was that Chi Qian gave her something.
A bracelet made of wooden beads grown from bushes.
These wooden beads cannot be eaten, but they are very durable when used as decorations.
The color is deep purple and crimson, with a gem-like luster.
Cheng Youshuang held the bracelet and loved and cherished it. Wuwu Qianmei loved her so much that she only gave her a parting gift! !
After the helicopter flew away, Chi Fengxiao said sourly: "It's great. Some people still have gifts. Unlike me, I have nothing."
My uncle was jealous again.
Chi Qian took out a handful of beads from his pocket, gave him a bunch first, and then said:
"Come, we have them all, there are plenty of them."
Chi Fengxiao:?
"Are you doing wholesale business here??"
"It's boring to be idle, there are too many skewers." Chi Qian said honestly to Basho.
Moreover, there were many uncles, but she forgot to count them again, and there were only so many when she regained consciousness.
Shen Jia Shu immediately put it on his wrist, raised it and waved it, "It looks good! Her Highness the Princess is giving it to me, and I will keep it as a family heirloom in the future!"
Shen Jing laughed: "Then do you still want to burn incense and make offerings every day?"
Shen Jia Shu's eyes lit up: "Dad, you are so smart! Why didn't I think of that!"
Shen Jing: "..." He just said it casually.
Luo Zichuan didn't put it on, but carefully put it into a cloth bag, and then put it into the inner pocket of the jacket.
Because of these bracelets, everyone's mood was not affected by Fu Chen at all and was still high.
Chi Lisen and other sons who were watching the live broadcast were miserable.
Chi Yanliu paced back and forth, his brain calculating rapidly.
Qian Zai had five skewers left in his hand, so it was inevitable that one would be given to his father.
He divided the rest with his second brother, third brother and fourth brother, which was just right.
Fifth brother?
Chi Yanliu immediately forgot about this man and hoped that he would never show up again.
Otherwise, the bracelet will not be enough.
at the same time.
At the border of a distant country, within a military security zone.
The air raid siren suddenly sounded.
The entire base was put on level one alert.
On the negative floor, a group of experts wearing protective clothing came out of the sensor door. They grabbed people and asked, "Where is Expert Chi? Have you found him??!"
The person who was caught was dazzled and dizzy: "Professor, not yet! Expert Chi left a note and went out, saying that he was in a bad mood and went out for a walk!"
"What?! In a bad mood again?!"
Why is this ancestor so willful! !
