Chi Lisen walked quickly and strode forward to snatch the pesticide from Chi Qian's hand.
Chi Qian was stunned.
Chi Lisen frowned, "I asked you to do your homework because I'm afraid that your brain will get rusty after playing for too long. I'm not forcing you to die."
"What are you doing drinking pesticides?"
Chi Qian clasped her hands behind her back and shook her head vigorously in denial.
Seeing that she was doing well, Chi Lisen looked down at the drink bottle, which read "Sparkling Juice Drink".
Chi Lisen: "..."
What kind of drink is so unfair? It looks like pesticides.
Let the people below buy this company tomorrow and change its packaging.
"...Why didn't you say anything?" Chi Lisen noticed something strange about her and looked suspicious, "What else have you done to shame?"
Chi Qian kept shaking his head.
Chi Lisen picked up her homework book. It was very good and she only wrote one word.
untie.
The dragon and phoenix dance written are also quite wild.
Then there is no more.
Chi Lisen's eyebrows twitched, "You sat here for half an hour and you hatched a solution?"
Chi Qian nodded.
"say something."
Chi Qian shook his head.
Chi Lisen narrowed his eyes and reached out to pinch her cheek, "Open your mouth."
Chi Qian tried her best to raise her head to prevent her from looking, but she still couldn't resist her grandfather's hand and opened her mouth.
"Hey, grandpa." Chi Qian smiled at Chi Lisen with his eyes bent.
——She had a fluorescent green mouth, and even her tongue was a strange green color.
Those who didn't know thought she had a will-o'-the-wisp coming out of her mouth.
Chi Lisen's heart trembled, "What on earth did you drink?!"
Chi Qian: "My third uncle bought me an edible fluorescent drink, hehe."
Chi Lisen: "..."
Chi Lisen: "Stay away from your third uncle from now on, he is not a good person either."
Chi Qian: "(´⊙v⊙`)!"
Not long after, Chi Fengxiao returned to the nanny car after finishing the announcement, and received two messages on WeChat.
[You have been kicked out of the loving family (Xiaobao version)]
[You have been kicked out of the parenting exchange group (no Xiaobao version)]
Chi Fengxiao:? ? ?
what's the situation? ?
He sent a message to Chi Qian: The old man suddenly had a seizure and kicked me out of the group chat. What did I do?
Chi Qian: Uncle, this matter starts with a bottle of drink
She sent a selfie showing her teeth bared and smiling.
Chi Fengxiao: Hahahahaha!
Chi Fengxiao: I lied to you and said this drink was delicious, but you actually believed it!
Chi Qian: "..."
Chi Fengxiao: Does it taste good? Next time my uncle will buy it for you, it will scare the old man to death.
[Your message has been sent, but was rejected by the other party]
Chi Fengxiao:! ! !
*
Work on the lawn was completed ahead of schedule.
Chi Lisen asked people to test the safety of these things, and then asked Jiang Zhuzhi to ask Chi Qian to come down.
Little Eagle and Golden Noodle have gone crazy playing.
Because Chi Lisen had someone build a small castle specifically for them, with mini slides and a pool to play in.
Chi Lisen asked Chi Qian to try her "new car".
It looks like a smaller version of a motorcycle sports car, and the helmets are all pink.
Chi Qian: "Grandpa, can you make this thing yellow-green? It would look great."
When she opened her mouth, her fluorescent green tongue had nowhere to hide.
Chi Lisen raised his forehead slightly, "It is my aesthetic bottom line to ask the designer to draw a turtle on it."
Girls want something yellow or green.
What's the point of having the same color as her mouth?
"Okay." Chi Qian didn't force it. After all, apart from the color, she really liked this car.
She put on her helmet and sat on it, eager to try.
"Grandpa, I'm leaving!" Chi Qian said excitedly.
Chi Lisen smiled and nodded, "Go ahead and pay attention to safety."
Chi Lisen imagined Chi Qian driving: riding slowly and leisurely on the lawn, cute and safe.
In fact, Chi Qian drove: Boom——! ! !
There was a loud noise in the sky, and the bombers made their debut!
Chi Qian and his car swooped out for dozens of meters, flew over the slope and then rushed up. The wheels were dozens of centimeters above the ground.
It can be called a speeding car.
Chi Lisen: "..."
What exactly went wrong.
Butler Nan sighed: "Sir, the young lady is very talented as a racing driver."
Chi Lisen: "... I'll have someone bring over tomorrow a sports car with lower kinetic energy."
"Okay, sir."
Chi Qian was flying ahead in a small sports car, with Dahei and Xiaoxiang chasing behind.
Dahei: "Woof woof!!" Little master, wait for me!
Xiaoxiang: "Ouch!" Master, you have changed. You used to love riding my QAQ the most.
Chi Qian ran around for five times before he stopped. His little face under the helmet was stained with glistening sweat, and his eyes were as bright as stars.
"Grandpa, it's so fun!"
Chi Lisen took out a handkerchief to wipe her sweat. Seeing how happy she looked, he originally wanted to give a lecture, but he was reluctant.
Xiaoxiang rushed over and knocked the small sports car to the ground.
Stinky guy!
You dare to steal my little master’s favor from me!
Trample you to death! Trample you to death!
Chi Qian grabbed Xiaoxiang's head and said, "Grandpa, I have an idea!"
Chi Lisen raised his eyebrows: "What other ideas do you have?"
Chi Qian: "Hey, how about we hold an animal racing competition?"
In the end, it was decided that Chi Lisen and Nan Guanjia would be the referees, and Chi Qian and the little animals would be the contestants, starting the first "Fast and Furious" of the old Chi family.
Jiang Zhuzhi is responsible for photography and maintaining the safety of the scene.
Chi Qian is No. 1, and Xiaoying to Xiaobai are players No. 2-6.
At the starting line, Butler Nan waved the flag, "Start!"
Chi Qian rushed out in a small sports car.
The little eagle also wanted to charge, and Golden Noodle took the opportunity to jump on its back, "Charge, silly bird!"
"Get off here, you're so heavy. How can I rush at you?!" The little eagle flapped its wings wildly.
"You are the heavy one! Hurry up! My sister has already run away so far!"
Parrot Xiaobai: "Big brother, little brother, take the first step!"
It flapped its wings and surpassed the eaglet in one go.
The little eagle had no choice but to fly with the weight on its back.
Xiaoxiang knew that she couldn't run away, so she simply lay down on the ground and hugged Dahei's leg to prevent him from running away.
"Humph!" I can't get first place, and neither can you.
Dahei was so angry that he shouted: "Woof!" This cruel, fat pig! !
One arena, hundreds of scenery.
Just the scene of the little animals battling wits and stumbling upon each other is already making people laugh.
Soon, Chi Lisen stopped laughing.
Logically speaking, Chi Qian was the first to take the lead and should be back soon.
Why haven't you seen anyone?
Butler Nan took the sightseeing car to look for it, only to find Chi Qian standing on the wall of the back door, extending his hand towards the ice cream truck passing by outside.
"Can I sell it for ten dollars? I'd like a vanilla ice cream cone, thank you!"
Butler Nan:! ! !
"Little miss, how come the self-control you have always been proud of fell apart the moment you encountered ice cream!?" Butler Nan asked sadly, "Have you forgotten your promise to sir that you will eat less ice cream? ?!”
Chi Qian held up the cone, his eyes showing three parts pain, one part struggle and two parts madness:
"Uncle Nan, I haven't forgotten it! But it's all his fault - it's so damn sweet!"
