The female officer rolled her eyes, could she speak? What do you mean by beating her twice?
Didn’t you see that all the children were so scared that they turned into monkeys? He is still here making fire!
"Major General, actually this is not your girl's fault. The patrol said they saw a female ghost last night. Maybe the little girl was knocked unconscious by the female ghost and brought here?" the female officer advised.
Chi Qian thought to herself, it’s better to have a beautiful sister!
Chi Yanliu asked her with a stern face: "Did you also bump into a female ghost last night?"
"What female ghost?" Chi Qian was puzzled. "The faucet in the dormitory was broken last night, so I went downstairs to use the toilet. I didn't see any female ghost."
"The public bathroom is downstairs in the dormitory. Why did you come here?"
Speaking of this, Chi Qian got angry.
"It was very dark outside the toilet, so I left the lamp outside. After going to the toilet, I wanted to take the lamp back, but I saw a group of sneaky people stealing my lamp!"
"I ran to chase them, but who knew how fast they could run away, and they disappeared in an instant! When I came to my senses, I was here, and I was too sleepy, so I accidentally fell asleep."
Chi Yanliu fell silent.
The officers present who knew about the female ghost incident also fell silent.
Her experience... sounds so familiar.
It seems like I have heard it somewhere.
Just when the patrol team came over, they saw Chi Qian, all of them had pale faces, trembling legs, and swaying all over.
Pointing at Chi Qian, he shouted: "That's her! Major General! The female ghost we saw last night who was looking for trouble was her!!!"
"She keeps chasing us and asking for our heads! It's so scary!!!"
At the same time, Chi Qian also pointed at them: "Uncle! These are the lamp thieves! They stole the small lamp I bought for twenty-eight yuan!"
Chi Yanliu: "..."
other people:"……"
Just outrageous.
A group of people have bad eyesight, but one person has a bad mind.
It's really hilarious to put them all together.
This is how the search for the female ghost came to an end.
The entire patrol last night was fined for a 50-kilometer cross-country trip with heavy loads, and Chi Qian was also compensated 28 yuan for mental damages.
Team Alpha was also punished for "getting the situation wrong".
As for the original ghost, she was taken away and educated by her parents.
Back in the dormitory, Chi Yanliu asked Chi Qian to write a self-reflection letter with a straight face. He was not allowed to have breakfast until he finished writing.
Chi Qian lay there and groaned, "My hand is broken and I can't write."
"If you really don't want to write, I can help you unload it and put it back when you want to write." After saying that, Chi Yanliu went to the bathroom.
"..." My uncle is so scary QAQ.
Chi Qian took out her cell phone and called her grandfather to complain.
"Oooh, grandpa, my uncle just said that he would break my claws to make soup for him." Chi Qian wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes.
Chi Lisen frowned, "He dares? I think his wings are stiff. Do you think you are one of his soldiers?"
"Give him your phone!"
"Okay!" Chi Qian took the phone to the bathroom and handed it to Chi Yanliu with gloating, "Uncle, grandpa wants to pinch you."
This expression indicates something bad.
Chi Yanliu had just squeezed out the toothpaste, put the phone away, faced Chi Lisen's cold and majestic face on the screen, and started brushing his teeth.
"Heh, I heard that you want to interrupt Xiaobao's hand to make soup?"
Chi Yanliu choked, that guy.
"Dad, I didn't. I was trying to scare her." Chi Yanliu said helplessly, "You don't know what good things she has done..."
Chi Lisen said solemnly: "How old is she? What bad things can she do? Even if she does something wrong, you, as an uncle, don't know how to teach her well, so you have to do something with her?"
"Believe it or not, I will go over and break your legs right now?"
Chi Yanliu: "..."
No, has Dad ever been so partial before?
He often fights with his brothers. Doesn’t his father always say that the fight is good? Boys are rough-skinned and thick-bodied and can withstand beatings? ?
Chi Yanliu stuffed the toothbrush into his mouth depressedly.
One second, two seconds...
A cool and spicy feeling, as if the heavenly spirit cover had been lifted, hit his senses.
Chi Yanliu's face immediately turned red.
He quickly spat out the toothpaste foam in his mouth, and when he looked up, his mouth in the mirror was red.
Chi Lisen was slightly shocked: "I just said a few words to you, and you were so angry that you vomited blood?"
Is your youngest son so angry now?
"..." Chi Yanliu wiped his mouth with a towel, but after just a few wipes, his face turned dark.
His face was black and red, as if he had just come off the battlefield and was seriously injured.
Chi Lisen faintly noticed something was wrong, "How long has it been since you washed your towel?"
Chi Yanliu's face beneath the soot was still smiling, "It must have been a good deed done by your obedient little treasure."
He listed all the crimes Chi Qian had committed from yesterday to now.
Chi Lisen pretended not to hear, "How old is she and how old are you? What's wrong with being rebellious at this age? You don't even have the tolerance to tolerate others?"
"She slept outside on the grass all night and almost died."
Chi Lisen: "... give it a spanking, it won't break easily, just be gentle."
After a while, the sound of you chasing me came from the living room.
After breakfast, Chi Yanliu took Chi Qian back to the villa.
It’s impossible not to leave.
The "Baby Girl" has become famous throughout District 9.
Wherever she goes, when people see her, they will say: "Is this the ghost hunter who scared a patrol to death last night?"
"No, it's said that the patrol team was chased from the dormitory building to the training ground by her, and several pairs of shoes were lost before she ran away."
There is a high probability that this legend will be passed down for a long time.
Halfway through the car, Chi Yanliu received a call from his friend.
"Ahhh! Laochi, please help me, help me!" The friend's scream came from the car's Bluetooth, "My baby is going crazy again, I can't even hold him back!"
He screamed so miserably that Chi Qian stuck his head in and asked, "Uncle, who is it? He screamed like he was being killed by a pig."
Chi Yanliu twitched the corner of his mouth, "I don't know him, he's just a lunatic."
After saying that, he was about to hang up the phone.
"Chi Yanliu! I heard you calling me crazy!" My friend cursed, "If you don't help me, my brother will have nothing to do!"
drop.
The call has been hung up.
After a while, my friend called again, his tone was much more grandiose, "Brother, Brother Chi, please save my dog's life."
"Wait." Chi Yanliu responded briefly and said to Chi Qian: "My friend's cat is going crazy again. I'm going to go check it out. Do you want to come with me?"
Chi Qian nodded fiercely, "Go, go, go! I just love to watch the excitement!"
Chi Yanliu smiled and turned around to find his friend.
A private zoo located in the forest.
Chi Qian followed his uncle in to take a look, what a good guy.
A Bengal tiger with snow-white fur sat on a man's back, as if it was trying to flatten him.
Seeing Chi Yanliu, Rong Qi felt like he was seeing a savior: "Brother Chi! Save me! My Bao'er went berserk again!"
Chi Yanliu: "I warned you to stay away from it last time, but you didn't listen and insisted on going to the cage to deliver food to it. You always come to me to save it."
"You think I'm a veterinarian?"
Rong Qi shouted that he was wronged, "Brother, you don't know! Bao'er has been unable to eat for several days and has no energy. The doctor checked several times but couldn't find any problem!"
"Bao'er must be suffering from depression. If you don't believe it, look at it!"
While he was talking, the white Bengal tiger sat back, hugged its tail and shed tears.
Chi Qian folded his hands and said with a strange look on his face: "Good guy, Nuomi Ci is crying."
When Snow White Nuomi Ci heard this, her head turned to Chi Qian.
stare--
