The head of the Richard family was furious: "Shut up! You fUC... expired apple pie that is so rotten that even a toothless grandma won't eat it, you really deserve God to stuff all your toes into your mouths and treat them properly." Cure you!"
wife:?
younger brother:?
What's wrong with him? Who taught him to curse like this? ?
"Goose goose goose..." Chi Qian laughed out loud when she saw this scene while sitting on the roof of the car, "The Richard family started fighting again, and this time the fight was much more intense than before."
Chi Yanliu, who was standing close to the car:?
Is she watching something inappropriate for children?
Chi Yanliu directly lifted her off the roof of the car.
"Uncle! I haven't finished reading yet!"
"Children, don't look at those unhealthy things." Chi Yanliu taught her with a stern face, "Follow me somewhere."
Chi Qian pouted, "Where are you going?"
"District 9 training camp."
"Ang? What am I doing there?"
"Team Alpha is very dissatisfied with you. They feel that they lost to you because of your sneak attack that day, and they want to compete with you again."
"? Uncle, you won't agree to such an outrageous request?! If I don't go, I won't go!" Chi Qian threw herself out of the car, "I'm going to my friend's house to play on the pool slide today!"
Chi Yanliu: "The cafeteria in District 9 is delicious, even better than the five-star restaurants in the city center."
Chi Qian sat in the car with a swish, fastened his seat belt, and then tilted his head, "Uncle, what are you doing standing there in a daze? Let's go quickly!"
She wanted to see how delicious it was!
Chi Yanliu: "..."
District 9 training camp.
Team Alpha has been waiting for a long time.
As soon as they saw the little girl walking behind Major General Chi with her hands in her arms, their eyes were filled with an unprecedented fighting spirit!
This despicable guy defeated their elite team with a sneak attack!
Do you know how they get here these days? !
As soon as you close your eyes, that green glowing skull face will appear in front of you!
I can’t even delete it!
They haven't had a good sleep for three whole days! !
Today, they must avenge their past humiliation and regain the honor that belongs to the elite team!
Chi Qian stood forward and asked, "Who comes first?"
After thinking about it, she felt that it would be too troublesome to come one by one, so she simply said: "You can all come together, I'm in a hurry."
Rice still has to be eaten hot to taste delicious.
What this said to Team Alpha's ears was: You bunch of noobs, all of you combined can't beat me, so don't waste your efforts.
Flames several stories high erupted behind Team Alpha.
Provoke them? I can't bear it!
Be sure to beat her all over the floor to find her mother!
"Hey, wait." Chi Qian said suddenly.
Captain Alpha: "Are you scared and want to be a deserter?"
Chi Qian chuckled, then took off the golden noodles coiled on his wrist.
She straightened it up and drew a circle around her feet with its tail.
Golden Noodles: "Sister, my tail hurts a little QAQ."
"Okay, I'll snort you later."
Xiaoying hidden in Chi Qian's hood: "Why are you shit yellow? I think you were born to be matcha brown. It won't match you."
She will act like a spoiled child day by day.
shameless!
Golden Noodles: "Luanluanluo!"
Seeing the circle drawn by Chi Qian's feet, Chi Yanliu raised his eyebrows with interest.
Chi Qian said confidently: "If any of you can get me out of this circle, even if he wins, I will give him my lunch without any problem!"
Chi Yanliu's smile deepened, seeing her potential.
"Come on, who's afraid of who?" Team Alpha was full of fighting spirit.
However, they didn't want to bully a child, so they finally decided to go one by one in order.
The first one was thrown five meters away, leaving a long trail of drag marks on the mud.
The second one was thrown onto a single pole, folded in half and hung.
The third one was thrown to the top of the tree like a defunct kite.
the fourth……
the fifth……
The next five people simply got in together!
As a result, without exception, they were all thrown out.
The entire team was wiped out.
Chi Qian stood there, except for moving his arms, he didn't move a step, always staying in the circle.
Team Alpha was unusually silent, sitting on the ground panting, looking at her like she was a monster.
Chi Yanliu walked up to them in military boots with a cold look on his face: "I asked you to go back to the training camp to receive special devil training. You must be very unconvinced."
"Now that you can't even beat a kid, how can you have the dignity to say that you are the elite of the best team? Are you just relying on your words?"
Team Alpha looked ashamed and lowered their heads to listen to the instructions.
They were a little unconvinced. They felt that Chi Qian had defeated them by sneak attacks, and the punishment given to Major General Chi was superficially obedient but felt uncomfortable in their hearts.
But today...
All of them combined, facing the enemy head-on, could not even shake Chi Qian.
This severely dampened their spirit as an elite team.
Chi Yanliu looked at their expressions and felt very satisfied.
Everyone in this newly promoted team thinks that they are the best among people, and they are arrogant.
In District 9, the biggest taboo is to think too highly of yourself.
It would be a good thing to let Chi Qian dampen their spirit.
"Major General, if it were you, could you get her out of that circle?" Someone raised his hand and asked.
Others also looked at Chi Yanliu curiously.
I really want to see the uncle and nephew "turn against each other".
Chi Yanliu curled his lips and said, "It's effortless."
Team Alpha: “Oh~~~”
Chi Yanliu turned sideways and said directly to Chi Qian: "Do you want some chocolate?"
Chi Qian: "I'll eat, I'll eat!"
She ran over and stretched out her hand towards her uncle, "Chocolate?"
Team Alpha:? Is this okay? ! !
Chi Yanliu smiled: "I didn't bring it, I was lying to you."
"……ah?"
"The game hasn't stopped yet, but you just left the circle, so I won." Chi Yanliu kindly explained to her, "Your lunch today belongs to me."
"……ah??"
Chi Qian stayed there, looking like a cat that had been ravaged to the point of tears.
Dreams lost.
Team Alpha couldn't help but pity this guy.
It was so miserable to be deceived.
At noon, the cafeteria.
Chi Qian and Chi Yanliu sat face to face. There was nothing in front of her, and she watched him eating eagerly.
With her staring at her, Chi Yanliu ate more and more deliciously.
"Uncle, you know, I think you are the most handsome among all the uncles." Chi Qian swallowed.
"Um?"
"You look handsome, your deep eyes are like caviar next to sashimi, your lips are as sexy as this cod steak, and your nose is as fragrant as a mushroom..."
"..."
Chi Yanliu's arms trembled slightly, and he couldn't hold the knife and fork steady as he laughed.
If she said a few more words, he wouldn't be able to eat anymore.
Suddenly, Chi Yanliu saw a pool of water flowing in front of him.
Looking up, a silver thread dripped from the corner of Chi Qian's mouth. The silver thread flew down three thousand feet and almost flooded the table.
She was praising herself to death.
The female officer who was passing by saw her and couldn't bear to say: "Major General Chi, how many days has your child been hungry without eating? It's so pitiful that this little face... uh, the little hands... the little mouth is so thin from hunger. "
"Little sister, do you want to come with your sister? She will take you to get food?"
Chi Qian wiped the corners of his mouth and said sincerely: "Thank you, sister, but my uncle said that it is not easy for him to make money, so he should spend his money sparingly."
"So after uncle finishes eating, I will eat the rest of his food. This will save a lot of money for him to marry a wife in the future!"
"It doesn't matter to me. I'm used to being hungry. It's more important for my uncle to save money and marry a wife."
Chi Yanliu:?
