"I am a witch who has been hiding in the Moragu volcano for many years. Because all the money I had was used to buy inferior poison soup, I couldn't pay the rent, so I was kicked out of the house by the old woman of the volcano."
"In desperation, I can only hide in the human world and wait until the time is right to take back my house! As long as you V me for 150 now, you can immediately listen to my revenge plan... Oops!"
Chi Qian received a sharp slap on the head from Chi Yanliu, "Uncle, you lied to me? Do you think I don't know that you have told several people similar things?"
Chi Qian hugged his head and said, "Okay."
"Tell me the truth."
"I am really a witch. If you don't believe it, I will show you how to control the wind and rain right now!"
Chi Yanliu crossed his arms across his chest and raised his chin slightly to signal her to start performing.
Chi Qian raised her hands, "Haiyan, listen to my call! Come the wind!"
She swayed to the left.
"The rain is coming!"
She swayed to the right again.
The sky above was filled with thousands of stars and there was no movement at all.
Chi Yanliu gently rubbed the bridge of his nose with his index finger, raised his eyebrows and asked her, "Are you coming again?"
Chi Qian obediently put her hands in her hands and said, "I'm not coming, I'm leaving."
It was too uncooperative with her today.
Chi Yanliu took her home to save her from being embarrassed outside.
He did not pursue the topic just now.
No matter what secret Chi Qian has, what he should do is not force her to tell it, but keep it for her.
Maybe this is what a qualified uncle should do?
Chi Yanliu took out his Death Note, skipped the front page which was filled with names and had them crossed out, and turned directly to the back.
Put a check mark behind trusting and protecting your niece.
The corners of Chi Yanliu's lips curled up slightly. This feeling was actually not bad.
He had something he wanted to do more than kill people.
For example...
"Chi Qian, is there anyone you want to kill?"
"Ah?" Chi Qian looked at the TV and dropped the biscuit in his hand.
Chi Yanliu said seriously: "The guy who bullied you today is called Leno. Do you need me to help you kill him?"
"Huh?? No, no, please, uncle, calm down..."
"Don't be afraid, I will do it very neatly and will not leave any traces or doubts."
“But I don’t want to go to the prison to deliver food to you!!”
"……oh."
This uncle is so terrible.
Chi Qian didn't know what kind of stimulation he suddenly received, so he ran upstairs and took out the two little ones in his pocket.
Seeing the small bundle they brought, she picked it up and opened it.
It was just an ordinary piece of cloth, but she couldn't put anything in it when she tried.
"This baggage can only be used to carry things in the castle." Golden Little Noodle shook the bow bell on its tail and said in a milky voice: "It can't hold things outside."
Chi Qian shook his little bag and said, "It's quite smart."
Xiaoying came over and said, "You haven't paid me the taxi fare from last time!"
"I almost forgot, what do you want?"
"Butterfly Bells!"
Golden Noodle slapped it with its tail, "No! The bow-tie bell is mine!"
"I want it. If you can, beat me to death!"
"Come on, who is afraid of whom?"
Without saying a word, the two little ones started to fight again.
Chi Qian tore them apart again, "How about I choose a gift that is more suitable for Xiaoying."
Little Eagle fussed: "It's more conspicuous than the big fat snake!"
Chi Qian had a flash of inspiration, "No problem! I know there is something that suits you!"
*
Late at night, such a post appeared on Country C’s social platform.
"Do you believe there is really magic in this world?" 》
Blogger: I am a photographer. Around eight or nine tonight, I was shooting the night scene in the building opposite the XX Hotel, and then I saw a man flying in the air on a broomstick with wings...
He recounted what he saw and attached pictures.
——Which alumnus was using magic illegally outside and was seen by Muggles? Back to school demerit!
——This low-level broom flying technique was taught in our school last year. It is very simple and convenient, but the ICU fee is too expensive.
——The broom looks pretty good. Where did you buy it?
——Have you received the letter from the owl? If you don't receive it, just leave. You have no connection with the magical world.
Blogger:…
I'm speechless. I'm going to dig into my heart with you, but you're poking at my lungs?
OK, QAQ.
After this blog post aroused a lot of discussion, it didn't take long for it to sink.
*
The next day, a big joke spread among the upper class circles in country C.
Lenore, the only son and heir that the Richard family is so proud of, is actually not his biological child.
Then it was revealed that his brother and his wife were having an affair.
The two remained lovers for eighteen years under the watchful eyes of the head of the Richard family.
Richard and his wife have been married for only twenty years.
Leno is eighteen years old.
In other words...the head of the Richard family has been burdened with this protracted cuckold for most of his life!
After hearing about this, several girls at last night's banquet came to Chi Qian and told her that there was a fight within the Richard family.
Chi Qian immediately decided to go to the front line to eat melon!
After all, where can take-out melons be eaten fresh on-site?
So one brain after another appeared on the wall of the Richard family.
"Is the bench too short? Let's get a ladder instead?"
"It's too late to change now, someone seems to have come out!"
"Where is Qianmei? Who has seen Qianmei??"
Chi Qian's voice came from under the wall: "...I'm here."
The bench is too short and does not suit her temperament.
Chi Qian simply climbed up to the top of the wall, found a place to squat, and then took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and distributed them to everyone.
Eat melon while knocking.
The head of Richard's family kicked away his younger brother who was begging for mercy, and roared: "You don't even see me as a brother in your eyes! As long as you have any respect for me, you will not go behind my back and fuck my wife!"
"Brother, that's not the case!" The younger brother cried with snot and tears, "We, we are doing this for your own good!"
"Huh? You're cuckolding me, but you say it's for my own good?!"
The wife taunted: "If you hadn't been out drinking and drinking every day, ruining your body and not being able to give me a child, would I have found someone else to give birth to?"
"Are you just allowed to keep eight or nine mistresses outside and embarrass me so that I can't enjoy it?"
"To be honest, if it weren't for my son to inherit the position of head of the family, who would care to serve a fat-headed guy like you?"
"You - how dare you -" Richard's eyes darkened.
Chi Qian: Oops!
Girls: Ouch!
"Wow! This family is all ruthless!"
"Eight or nine mistresses, no wonder I have kidney deficiency!"
"Oh oh oh! They're fighting!!!"
When Chi Qian heard this, he quickly looked over.
Because he was watching so enthusiastically, Chi Qian temporarily forgot that he was squatting on the wall, stretched his neck longer and longer, and leaned forward.
At this time, a shocked and angry voice sounded: "Who are you?! Security guard! Security guard arrest her quickly!"
Chi Qian was startled and fell from the wall.
