"This is my granddaughter." Chi Lisen raised his hand and put it on Chi Qian's shoulder, sneering: "How old do you think she looks?"
At this glance, there is no fifty.
Still a girl doll! ?
man:"……"
Ah this? He had previously wondered how the boss, who was only in his twenties this year, could have a fifty-year-old "little" nephew.
It's really a bit outrageous.
The man was silent for a moment, then laughed a few times: "Haha, age and gender don't matter, what matters is what you feel!"
Chi Fengxiao rolled his eyes, "He can remember such a simple thing wrong. I think when the water in the Atlantic Ocean dries up, it will be absorbed by his brain."
Chi Chaosheng accurately commented: "Before you get old, your brainstem will decline first."
Chi Muze: "Stupid."
The man didn't dare to say anything, and he felt guilty.
Chi Lisen was not very satisfied, but he still asked Chi Qian: "Do you want to accept his gift?"
"Which uncle gave this to me?" Chi Qian was curious.
"It's not important. You don't have to remember a guy who can't even remember his niece." Chi Lisen said succinctly.
The man's mouth twitched, but he still didn't dare to say anything.
Chi Qian: "It's better to stop it then."
She took the gift and was about to open the box, but suddenly she felt something moving inside.
There was a "pop" sound.
The lid of the box flew off, and the contents popped out.
Everyone present gasped.
Damn it!
It turned out to be a piranha flower with a bloody mouth that was bigger than a dinner plate!
The man realized that it was his turn to appear, and enthusiastically explained to Chi Qian:
"This is a specialty of the Red Desert, the mutated piranha, which is particularly spiritual. Its attack power is the most powerful among all flowers, and it is really a good guard at home and courtyard!"
"Put it next to your pillow at night. If a bad person comes near, it can eat the person's bones in one bite without vomiting!"
"Does it feel safe?"
Chi family: "..."
other people:"……"
Who would put a piranha flower next to their pillow when sleeping? What if they were eaten by it? !
What kind of hardcore gift is this? ?
Chi Fengxiao complained: "Every kangaroo knows how to give Qianbao a bouquet of red roses, but he is so awesome, giving him a piranha flower."
The man's expression was serious: "I have received your opinion. I will report it to the boss and send it to you next time."
"...No need to."
Chi Qian looked at the piranha in the pot and said, "This little chic looks really good."
Chi Chaosheng: "Huh? What's so unique about it?"
"I feel like my head and butt are on backwards."
"Hahahahaha!" Chi Fengxiao laughed out loud, "Qianbao, what a wonderful description!"
The man deliberately defended his boss: "This gift was carefully selected by our boss. It may look a little ugly, but it has many uses and is a must-have artifact at home!"
"Especially for a single girl who lives alone, if you have such a flower at home, no matter if you are a thief or a stalker, it will take one bite at a time and even save the step of throwing the body away!"
The piranha nodded, then opened its bloody mouth and bit Chi Qian's head to prove how useful he was!
Before others could see its movements clearly, its flower disk had already covered Chi Qian's head.
Chi Lisen's eyebrows jumped and he was about to raise his hand to stop him.
The next second, Chi Qian held its stem with one hand, squeezed it tightly, and said with a smile:
"This flower doesn't seem to have experienced strict service training, but it doesn't matter. I will teach it how to make and flower well."
For example, when I see her in the future, I will shout long live her.
Otherwise, I would be sorry for its big mouth!
The piranha twisted and struggled in her hands angrily, creating a disco rhythm in the flower pot.
Human children are so scary QAQ!
The man felt terrified in his heart, always feeling that the boss's niece was not a simple character.
There is only one mutated piranha flower in the red desert, and it is the boss of other piranha flowers.
They spent a lot of time picking them, and their heads were almost eaten off.
This little girl is good, she points directly to the lifeblood of the piranha as soon as she gets started.
She really deserves to be the boss's niece. If 9 falls, 6 wins.
The man hurriedly carried the helicopter and ran away to prevent the piranha flower from being returned.
Chi Qian looked at this big-faced flower and thought it was quite strange.
I've never seen such an ugly thing before.
Chi Fengxiao was very disgusted: "Qianbao, this thing is too boring to be used as a potted plant. Why don't we throw it away?"
The freak's gift was as bizarre as the freak himself.
Chi Muze frowned: "What do you think, little brother, giving such a dangerous item to a child?"
Chi Chaosheng: "He thought Qianqian was fifty years old."
Chi Muze: "..."
Chi Qian suddenly had an idea, "Uncle, I suddenly have an idea!"
Her three uncles looked over at the same time.
Chi Qian picked up the potted Piranha plant, moved it to the lawn, and roughly stuffed a watering can into its mouth.
She slapped it on its big face and said, "Put it in your mouth and spin it for me!"
Piranha: "..."
The Piranha spun around, in full manual sprinkler mode.
Chi Qian was very satisfied, "From now on, your job is to water the lawn. If I find that you are slacking off in your work, I will pull out all the petals on your flowers."
Piranha:! ! !
The faceplate rotates as if it were pressed at 2.0x speed, shaking its head crazily and swaying desperately.
Chi Qian thoughtfully gave it a working music: "Fold a paper crane and tie a red ribbon. May kind people have good luck every day..."
The people and flowers present were silent.
Suddenly, I felt that she was more terrifying than this pot of piranha.
After the birthday party, the Chi family gathered in the villa.
Chi Muche defeated Chi Chaosheng in the Longevity Noodles Qualifying Competition and got the opportunity to make Longevity Noodles for Chi Qian.
Chi Fengxiao: "? No, why was I kicked out before I even participated?"
His cooking skills are not bad either!
Chi Chaosheng said straightforwardly: "Brother, please stop interfering."
Chi Fengxiao: #%￥#*!
Chi Qian did not get involved in the fight between his uncles and turned to look for his grandfather.
Chi Lisen stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window and made a phone call. The light from the crystal chandelier outlined a tall and majestic silhouette, which was the most powerful pillar of the family.
As soon as he saw his grandfather, Chi Qian felt very at ease.
I really want to cause trouble.
"Is the matter done? Well, that's right. We'll start after twelve o'clock, after Chi Qian's birthday." Chi Lisen's voice was cold and harsh, "I want them to spend the rest of their lives in prison. Pass."
Suddenly, Chi Lisen noticed someone approaching.
"who?"
Turning his head, Chi Lisen's eyebrows twitched when he saw Chi Qian lying on the wall with his ears erect.
If it wasn't for his strong heart, he would have been scared out of her.
"Chi Qian, what are you doing up there?" Chi Lisen asked in a deep voice.
Chi Qian blinked, "I saw grandpa talking on the phone. I was afraid of disturbing you, so I wanted to come over quietly."
Chi Lisen: "You're asking me to leave like this?"
"Grandpa, don't worry about these details."
Chi Lisen: "..."
"You have something to do with me?" Chi Lisen asked again.
Chi Qian's little chicken pecked at the rice and nodded, "Grandpa, come quickly, I have something to say!"
She dragged her grandfather back to the restaurant, coughed twice and announced: "Grandpa, uncles, thank you for the birthday party you carefully prepared for me today. I also have a surprise for you."
Chi Fengxiao: "What?"
"First of all, I have to change my clothes!"
"You even brought your own clothes, what kind of clothes?"
Chi Qian thought for a while and said with certainty: "Animal tail, tight-fitting, tied apron, cute little clothes with bare shoulders!"
