Chi Qian stood on the stone platform of the wishing pool and sat cross-legged. "Come one by one, what wish do you want to make to this immortal?"
A group of people retreated.
"Is it reliable?"
"I heard from my friends that Chi Qian is from the Forest King. She really has something to offer."
"The information about your friend is inaccurate. She is obviously a witch of the deep sea!"
"Everything is good, just try it first before you say anything else!"
Someone took out coins and threw them into the wishing well, "What should I call you?"
Chi Qian's face didn't change: "Call me Doradosari the Butterfly Incomprehensible Spirit Turtle Immortal."
"Okay, more...what more?"
Chi Qian repeated it.
"Okay, what kind of immortal is Dora?"
"Quit, you can't remember such a simple name. You have no chance to meet the Great Immortal Turtle."
The man went to the back and queued up with a look of shame on his face.
The next one was Shen Jia Shu, who recited the incantation loudly: "Your Highness Princess Doradosari Diedie is not alive!"
Chi Qian corrected: "It's Turtle Immortal."
"Okay, Your Highness! I want to make a wish. I hope that my dad will return the red envelope he received during the New Year. In addition, I hope that dad will not find out that the water I poured for him last night was from the toilet!"
Chi Qian pinched her fingers and said, "Well, your wish will come true."
Shen Jia Shu was about to be happy when his father's cool voice came from behind: "Is that so?"
Shen Jia Shu turned around.
ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ
There was a sound of "papa" slaps hitting the buttocks from the side of the wishing pool.
"Ahhhhh!!" Shen Jia Shu screamed repeatedly.
The red envelope he lost was finally returned in another form.
Why isn't it efficacious?
People in line were trembling. Is this really accurate?
Chi Qian: "Next one."
The little girl behind came forward, not knowing what was waiting for her, with a look of anticipation on her face:
"Kamesennin, I don't want to learn the piano anymore. Can you think of a way to destroy my piano?"
"Not only can I kill your piano, but I can also kill your parents who force you to practice piano. How about that?" Chi Qian asked.
The little girl's eyes lit up: "I want it! Daxian, please help me. I can give you all of this year's lucky money!"
"Okay, you call the police now."
"ah?"
"Your parents were kidnapped by some gangsters at home, and they poured gasoline on your house to destroy the bodies. If you don't hurry up..." Chi Qian asked kindly: "How familiar your parents are to you?"
The little girl was so frightened that her whole body faded.
Her aunt called home to confirm, just in case.
No one answered the phone at home, nor on the mobile phone.
It looks like something really happened.
"Ms. Chi, thank you for the reminder. We will visit you another day to say thank you!" The little girl's aunt quickly took her home.
The people in line behind looked at each other.
The next second, they rushed to the wishing pool, "Turtle Immortal! I want to make a wish!!"
"If you cut in line, you will wet the bed tonight! Go away!"
"I am a turtle, and I have a fate with the Turtle Immortal. Let me come first!"
Chi Qian calmly touched the turtle shell: "Don't be anxious, come one by one, and those who put in coins will be given priority."
The Chi family had a wishing pool, and the news that there was a turtle immortal in it spread like wildfire.
By the time it reached the Gu family, the news had changed beyond recognition.
"Have you heard? The Chi family has a very smart turtle. As long as you feed it gold coins, it can make wishes!"
"You heard it wrong. It's obvious that Wugui is a cultivator. In order to repay the kindness of the Chi family, he helps people realize their wishes!"
"Bah, it's obvious that the Turtle Immortal descended to earth and happened to fall into the wishing pond of the Chi family. He fell in love with the young lady of the Chi family at first sight. She had to shave off his immortal bones and stay in the mortal world for her!"
"Listen to me, Chi Qian is the reincarnation of Turtle Immortal..."
Gu Hua's face was expressionless upon hearing this.
Is Chi Qian finished?
It doesn’t matter if there is a script in the live broadcast, but in reality you still have to mess with the character.
Don’t be afraid of the strong wind flashing your tongue!
Ling Gan came over and said, "Huahua, my uncle asked you to come up to the stage to give a speech. Why are you here in a daze?"
"I'm fine." Gu Hua showed a forced smile, "I just heard from them that Qian Qian's birthday party was very lively, but when I was still at the Chi family, they never remembered my birthday..."
Ling Qian's eyes were full of heartache, "That's because the Chi family has no conscience! Chi Qian lives so well in the Gu family, but they treat you like this. If I had met you earlier, I would never let you suffer this kind of injustice!"
System: "Ling Qian's current favorability value is 90%. Congratulations to the host for getting a chance to draw. You can designate a target and randomly draw the most valuable thing on him."
Gu Hua was overjoyed that she had succeeded. As expected, her brother's favor was the best thing to win.
"System, select Chi Qian."
"Please confirm the target, Chi Qian."
"Confirm." After confirming in her mind, Gu Hua raised a confident smile, walked onto the stage with her skirt in hand and delivered a speech.
She was looking forward to what Chi Qian would give her back.
Is it the favor of the Chi family, or... endless wealth.
Gu Hua walked up to the microphone with a graceful skirt and prepared to give a speech.
"Puff...Puff...Puff...Puff..."
A barrage of fart sounds spread through the microphone in front of her to every corner of the banquet hall.
How clear is it?
It's probably the enjoyment of binaural sharing of fart music solo.
The guests in the audience tried hard not to laugh.
"Is this Gu Hua's speech? It's really special."
"It's so funny. How many sweet potatoes did she eat to fart like this?"
Gu Hua's face turned green. She hadn't eaten anything today. How could she...
Is it Chi Qian? !
Is she sick? The most common thing she owns now is a bunch of farts? !
Gu Hua resisted the urge to move her intestines, but she couldn't help it——
“Pfft~~~”
Gu Hua let out a loud, long and winding fart.
The guests in the audience finally couldn't hold it any longer, "Hahahahahaha!!"
Gu Hua was so ashamed and angry that she covered her face and ran off the stage.
On the other side, the Chi family manor.
The Turtle Immortal in the wishing pool is looking at the dishes.
When children come, she knows everything.
When the adults came over, she took advantage of the opportunity and turned a blind eye.
Double standards must be clearly stated.
After sending away the tenth child, Chi Qian suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.
But after a few seconds, I suddenly felt comfortable again.
It's really strange.
When it was time to cut the cake, Chi Lisen asked Butler Nan to call Chi Qian over.
After singing the birthday song and blowing out the candles, Chi Qian was just about to take the knife.
A gust of wind blew from above, accompanied by the sound of helicopter propellers.
A helicopter slowly landed on the lawn, and then a man in black clothes jumped out, holding a huge box in his hand.
The man walked up to Chi Lisen with a respectful expression.
"Mr. Chi, our boss has something to do and has to leave. He sent me here specially to deliver a birthday gift to his nephew who just turned fifty."
Chi Fengxiao:?
Chi Muche:......
Pool tidal sound: 6
Chi Lisen narrowed his eyes, "How can he get a fifty-year-old nephew?"
"Well, isn't today your grandson's fiftieth birthday?" The man scratched his head.