"then who are you?"
"Of course I'm not a good person." The man's expression suddenly turned sinister and terrifying, as if he had suspenseful sound effects, "I'm going to capture you now, dissect you, and then sell you for a good price, ho ho."
Chi Qian: "..."
"Third uncle, is it fun?"
Chi Fengxiao paused, "How do you know?"
"First of all, you look a bit like my uncle. Secondly, your personality is different from the second uncle described by grandpa. And thirdly... I heard from my uncle that you, the third uncle, are a walk-on actor."
Chi Qian shook his head, he didn't expect his third uncle to be in such a miserable state.
It must be hard to be a walk-on, right?
Actor Chi has been in the industry for many years, and this is the first time he has been looked at with sympathy like this.
He suddenly became addicted to drama: "What's wrong with me being a walk-on? It's all because I don't rely on my family and work hard on my own. Now you V me 100, come on, wait for me to become popular one day and bring you happiness."
Chi Qian: "Uncle, although you don't have much ability now and can't make much money, but with your excellent pie-making skills, you will definitely become rich in the future."
"...You are somewhat out of luck." Chi Fengxiao said with a tigerish face, "Give me the money quickly, or we will walk back tonight."
He had no cash on him.
Chi Qian took out one hundred and one yuan and gave it to him.
"What's going on with this steel?"
"Piece money."
"..."
Chi Fengxiao drove to the gas station to fill up with gas and continued on the road.
Chi Qian asked: "Third uncle, where is my second uncle?"
"He has been very busy recently and has no time to take care of you, so he and I made an adult exchange of interests." Chi Fengxiao said casually.
In fact, his original words were: "I don't have the free time to help the old man raise any children. I am allergic to naughty children."
Later, he used Chi Fengxiao's favorite sports car in exchange to get rid of the errand of raising children.
Chi Fengxiao didn't want to agree, but the second brother gave him too much.
Are you raising a child? Anyway, as long as you can't raise it to death, it will be fine.
Chi Qian heard that this third uncle didn't like her very much, and he didn't come to pick her up voluntarily.
But it doesn't matter, she doesn't really care.
Because she didn't eat the pie voluntarily.
Chi Fengxiao took Chi Qian back to her temporary residence, let her play by herself, and then went into the bathroom to wash up.
Chi Qian looked around the house and felt worried about his future life.
Clothes are thrown around, food is placed around, and hygiene is in a mess.
Her uncle, at first glance, seems to be a person who is not diligent in his limbs and does not distinguish between grains and grains. He usually stomps on the broom when it falls over.
Can you really take care of her?
But it doesn't matter, she is well adapted and can lie down anywhere.
Chi Fengxiao didn't see Chi Qian when he came out, so he glanced at the guest bedroom.
The person was lying on the bed peacefully, with his hands folded on his abdomen, and his braids seemed to be raised... No, he was asleep.
Chi Fengxiao sneered, "It's a big heart," and wiped her hair and went to the living room.
After a while, his agent, Brother Zhao, came.
"Now you go to play corpses every day to cure your insomnia. You have wasted most of your good time for half a year just by sleeping. Now it's time to work." Brother Zhao said sincerely, "I haven't had a good book recently, so you must appear in this variety show."
Chi Fengxiao was very happy, ""Escape"? What is this parent-child survival drama? Do you think I look like I can have children?"
"You don't have any school-age children at home? As long as they are over four years old."
"How can there be such a creature in my family? Unless the old man has an illegitimate son or daughter outside." Chi Fengxiao said smoothly, completely forgetting that there was someone else at home.
Brother Zhao: "If Director Chi hears this, he will break your leg if you keep it."
"In this case, I will ask my nephew to temporarily replace this parent-child selection. This variety show is good, it would be a pity to miss it."
Chi Fengxiao raised his eyebrows, "Can you fool the program team?"
"Hey, I heard that some of the other invited guests also did this. It should be okay."
"Okay, you can arrange it."
"The program team will come for a raid tomorrow morning. Your place is as messy as a den of thieves. I'll find someone to come and clean it up."
"Okay, okay, if you have nothing to do, hurry up and leave. Don't delay my game play."
Brother Zhao left worriedly.
Chi Fengxiao turned around and forgot about her manager's words. She played games all night and fell asleep at dawn.
At 7:30 in the morning, the "Escape" program crew appeared at the door of Chi Fengxiao's house.
"Hey, good morning, dear viewers of the live broadcast room!" the person in charge of the program said excitedly, standing in front of the camera, "We have arrived at the door of Actor Chi's house, and we are going to conduct a surprise shooting later!"
Studio:
【Hurry up, hurry up! While Actor Chi was still awake and unable to react, I took a lot of pictures of his bare face and naked body! 】
[They must have been prepared in advance. The other three guests had packed up when they were being photographed. It was so boring]
[Come on, there’s a seeding spot that you can’t see! 】
[So wicked, I love you so much]
The program team did not say in advance what time they would come to shoot. The focus was on the reality of an unexpected and panic situation.
The person in charge led the team to sneak into the apartment quietly, came to a door, and slowly pushed it open.
Then what did they see?
Chi Qian didn't sleep very well last night. He got up early in the morning to stretch his muscles and just did the lower back movement.
She didn't tie up her hair, and her long straight black hair was scattered on the ground. Her whole face was turned upside down to face the stunned program crew at the door.
Program team:!
Chi Qian:!
There's a thief!
Chi Qian didn't have time to think more, or even get up.
She just used her hands and feet, maintaining an inverted and bent posture, and ran towards the program crew like a flexible and terrifying spider!
Program team: "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"Ghost!!!"
The screams broke through the sky, and the crew members were so frightened that their hearts stopped. Lao Gui threw away all his photography equipment and ran towards the door in panic.
One of the photographers failed to follow and fell to the ground. When he turned around, he saw that Spider-Woman had already caught up!
He screamed "Ah", his hands and feet slipped and he flopped on the ground desperately, but he never managed to get out more than two centimeters.
Studio:
【Fuck! What just popped into my face? ! 】
[That’s not Actor Chi, right? She’s a woman! Her running posture is so scary]
[Getting up so fiercely, it seems like I saw a spider become a spirit]
【Help! My husband won’t have been eaten by her! ! 】
The movement here woke Chi Fengxiao up, and he walked out irritably with a face that was still unstoppable after staying up late.
"Why is it so noisy early in the morning..."
He was caught off guard and met the "Spider Woman" on the ground.
It's just that the other person's eyes are upside down.
"Fuck!!" Chi Fengxiao was so frightened that he jumped onto the sofa next to him, his handsome face turned numb, "What the hell? Is the show team playing tricks?!"
"That's what we want to ask!" The person in charge of the program team ran outside the door with tears streaming down his face, "What the hell is this!"
Chi Fengxiao regained consciousness and looked at the "Spider Woman", "Chi Qian?"
"It's me." Chi Qian opened her mouth, which looked even more terrifying given her current posture.
