Lu Yun said to Du Ruofu with a mean look.
"I, wait a minute!"
Du Ruofu was suddenly in trouble, and he felt a little nervous in his heart, knowing that he was the chief minister of a barbarian country.
If you really lose to an eunuch today, how will the people in the world see you, and how will your own people see you?
He absolutely cannot allow such a thing to happen. These people in Dazhou are shameless and will not care if they are defeated by a eunuch.
They were all very happy, but they couldn't be like this.
But... this pair is really too long, and it’s hard for people to remember it, let alone complete this pair neatly!
"you……"
Du Ruofu sighed helplessly, "I can't figure it out, but I think no one in the hall can figure out this pairing, so I just want to ask.
Can you match the person with this pair? "
He looked at Lu Yun angrily. He really couldn't figure out where this guy found such a long pair, and it was so difficult.
He must not be able to deal with it himself. He just created a problem for himself. It must be like this!
However, Lu Yun now said calmly, "You are overthinking, how could I not be able to match this match?"
"You want to hear it? Then I'll read it to you."
"Nine out of ten families are poor! We scraped together eight taels and seven cents, six cents, five cents and four cents."
"And it's half-hearted and first-rate obscene!"
When this pair came out, people were immediately stunned!
Many ministers present, including Emperor Liang Jing, also blinked, unable to believe that this pair could be so right...
It is indeed difficult. It seems that Lu Yun has been tortured for this pair for a long time!
Unexpectedly, it was really used in this hall today. Even Du Ruofu turned pale with anger and was furious.
What does this mean to me? ?
Those who were attacked simply had no power to fight back.
However, at this moment, Lu Yun snorted coldly, "Look at Mr. Du's expression, are you not convinced? I know that it is really inappropriate for a scholar like you to lose to me as an eunuch."
"But let's do this, I'll give you another pair!"
"If you can answer it, I will admit defeat. If you can't answer it, then I'm sorry, I will definitely win today."
Du Ruofu was filled with anger and said angrily, "Boy, don't scare me casually here. I'm warning you. I was just in a daze and a little nervous, so I didn't say anything right."
"I have adjusted my state now. It is easy to match a pair. I can definitely crush you and let you know how powerful I am!"
Lu Yun nodded, "Okay, since you didn't match the pair just now, then I will continue to play the first couplet, and you will continue to play the second couplet. We will wait and see."
"In the picture, the dragon does not roar, the tiger does not roar, and the little barbarian country is ridiculous!"
Unexpectedly, a pair was actually played out by him.
None of the ministers at the scene expected that when Lu Yun made this couplet, he would also humiliate the barbarian country opposite him.
This also made this Du Ruofu's face look very ugly.
He never expected that a little eunuch would humiliate him so much, and that this eunuch actually had some ability!
It seems that the emperor of Zhou Dynasty should reuse this eunuch, and the other ministers are really useless.
"Okay, okay, Eunuch Lu, your first couplet is indeed very difficult."
"It's a little difficult for me, but I won't lose to you. I'm not here to compete!
I just came here to write poems, but the prime minister couldn't afford to lose, so he chose to fight against me. Now you come out again, two people against me alone? "
Lu Yun said in a calm tone, "Can't you even stand up to this couple? Then you are really a waste, Mr. Chief Assistant."
"I was scolding you as a barbaric country, but I didn't expect you to have no idea at all."
"Well, I won't be polite."
"On the chessboard, the chariots have no wheels and the horses have no reins. Call the general to be on guard!"
As soon as these words came out, many people present suddenly realized.
The second couplet and second couplet of this pair are indeed relatively neatly matched! And it does have a very smart perspective.
Seeing that something was wrong, Du Ruofu shouted loudly.
"I think you are bullying others, bullying me, bullying me for coming to your side alone!"
"I, the noble chief minister of the Man Kingdom, are not convinced! Why don't we continue the poetry competition? I'll take a look at the poetry competition. Can you beat me?"
Lu Yun straightforwardly took out a poem.
"..."
"It must be that the immortal was so drunk that he crushed the white clouds into pieces!"
When these bohemian words were uttered, everyone present exclaimed, because they felt that the description of the snow was too vivid.
It felt like he compared himself to an immortal who, after being drunk, tore up the white clouds in the sky and turned them into snow in the sky.
How domineering, how uninhibited! This is the real poem. Who can compare with this poem?
Du Ruofu was completely confused at this moment. He was using his own specialty to crush them with verses!
In the main hall, let these ministers lose their face one by one!
The emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty wanted to be severely humiliated by him. He wanted to laugh at them for having no one in the Great Zhou Dynasty, but he didn't expect that a eunuch would appear in the middle!
The eunuch beat himself almost to death.
He was very angry at this moment and didn't know what to do?
"puff……"
Du Ruofu suddenly vomited out a mouthful of old blood. He looked very angry and his face was very pale. He was angry, he was really angry!
Don't understand why!
He is obviously a eunuch, but he is able to write such powerful poems. He is obviously a eunuch, but he is able to treat the couple like drinking water.
An eunuch can be both civil and military, and can abandon his dignity to accompany the emperor. What kind of person is he?
"Okay, okay!"
"Eunuch Lu, I have to admit defeat. Your poems are indeed very good, in my impression."
"I have not convinced many people in my life, and you are the second person I am more convinced by."
After that, Du Ruofu returned to his position.
Seeing this scene in front of him, Liang Jingna was also very happy. He waved his hand and said to Du Ruofu: "First assistant, don't worry, it's just good luck.
Moreover, Eunuch Lu usually likes to study these poems and these pairs, so he can compare with you. "
"Chief Assistant, don't worry too much, he really can't compare to you..."
