In the Great Zhou Kingdom, Concubine Shu's bedroom.
"uh-huh……!"
Lu Yun turned around suddenly.
He looked at the carved dragons and painted phoenixes around him in astonishment, the antique and exquisite room decoration, and the peerless beauty on the bed, with a confused face.
Didn’t you call 698?
Why did she end up lying on her stomach?
"Xiao Yunzi, what's wrong with you?"
Hearing this delicate cry, a large number of memories poured into his mind instantly. In an instant, Lu Yun almost cried.
what the hell!
Why did my good man turn into a eunuch?
He lowered his head and widened his eyes. Part of it was that his hands were grasping Concubine Shu's smooth jade back, and the other part was that he was a fake eunuch!
Lu Yun quickly crossed his legs, pouting slightly comically and covering them with his robe.
"Xiao Yunzi, your massage is really comfortable. No wonder Eunuch Hai strongly recommended you to me before his death!" Concubine Shu said, lying on her stomach enjoying it.
Hearing this, Lu Yun's face was full of embarrassment. Fortunately, the other people in the palace had been ordered out long ago. He could only press on the memory and said with a smile: "What the empress said is acupuncture and massage, seeking children and nourishing the Yang, beauty and beauty, slave." I have been studying with Mr. Hai since I was a child, and I promise to be there whenever I need you."
He was very ashamed. He was originally a guy who got to the top by massaging and flattering the concubines in the harem.
Lu Yun pressed his hands on Concubine Shu's delicate waist, and it was difficult for him to look away from the looming beauty below.
Tsk, tsk, tsk... I can't bear it so hard!
"Xiaoyunzi!"
"The slave is here!"
Concubine Shu suddenly turned around with a beautiful face.
"Empress!"
Lu Yun hurriedly got out of bed, half-kneeling and lowering his head on the ground. He quietly suppressed his restlessness with one hand, almost being seen.
"You said you could ask Zi Fuyang?"
Lu Yun was stunned for a moment, recalling that the medical skills and massage techniques he had learned in the original body did have this effect, so he nodded and said: "Yes, empress! As long as you let the slave massage for a long time, you can achieve that effect!"
"That's great, Xiao Yunzi, go and give His Majesty the thumbs up. Your Majesty... he has never touched anyone in our harem. Maybe he has something to hide."
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Damn it, the emperor won’t do it?
What a waste of such a beauty!
Seeing that he didn't speak, Concubine Shu's eyes fell on Lu Yun: "Don't worry, your Majesty doesn't like others talking about his dragon body, but you are just a little eunuch, and he will not be defensive about you. Go and give it to him boldly. Your Majesty, I will take care of anything for you!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Concubine Shu said coldly: "But if you can't handle His Majesty well, I will take your dog's head!"
What a cruel woman... Lu Yun twitched the corner of his mouth, nodded quickly and said: "I will go see Your Majesty right now."
"Okay, Qiao'er, come in, take Xiao Yunzi to see His Majesty as soon as possible!" Concubine Shu shouted towards the door.
Then a palace maid came in and took Lu Yun to find the emperor.
Along the way, Lu Yun almost couldn't help but curse, "What the hell kind of time travel is this?" Others are pretending to be emperors and princes, but I have become a fake eunuch!
But make peace with what you have come, Lu Yun is not a person who gives up easily.
Along the way, he was thinking about ways to deal with it, as well as memories of the past.
Soon, the two of them arrived outside Qianqing Palace. The door was open, and they could see many ministers standing inside, discussing matters with the emperor.
"Wait first!"
"Yes, Sister Qiao'er."
Lu Yun stood quietly outside the door, his eyes drooping, like a qualified eunuch, but with his peripheral vision, he had a panoramic view of the scene in the palace.
"Your Majesty, regarding the redress of the four southeastern provinces, General Shangguan Yun is suddenly ill. I believe that only General Xiao He can go and suppress it instead of General Shangguan Yun!"
"I second the proposal. General Xiao He is an outstanding general. He has guarded the northern border for ten years. The Huns did not dare to violate the ban for ten years. With him, the rebellion will definitely be suppressed!"
"My dear..."
In the court hall, courtiers continued to come out to support the proposal.
But the skinny Emperor Zhou on the dragon throne didn't look good, because this was not what he wanted to hear.
Through his memory, Lu Yun knew that Xiao He, the cavalry general supported by these courtiers, was Concubine Shu's biological brother.
The general Shangguan Yun was the queen's father, and he was still old. The courtiers naturally began to move closer to Xiao He, who was younger and had unlimited potential.
"The matter of changing generals before the battle is of great importance. Dear friends, please step aside and I will think about it again!"
Emperor Liang Jing rubbed his eyebrows and said with suppressed anger.
He wanted to promote new people, but all the ministers in the audience were lining up to recommend Xiao He to fight. There was already a phenomenon of teaming up to fight against the imperial power.
A minister immediately stood up and said: "Your Majesty, war is imminent..."
"I want you to step back!"
Liang Jing slapped Long An angrily, stood up and shouted.
The atmosphere in the palace was solemn, and all the ministers quickly bowed their heads and retreated angrily.
After all the courtiers had retreated, Qiaoer led Lu Yun into the main hall.
"Your Majesty, by the order of Concubine Shu, I will bring Xiao Yunzi to diagnose your pulse and acupuncture points!"
Liang Jing raised his tired eyes and glanced at Lu Yun: "Are you the Xiao Yunzi who often pushes acupoints on the concubines in the harem?"
Um... Your Majesty, do you think this is serious?
Lu Yun secretly complained, bowed quickly, and responded: "Your Majesty, you are just a slave."
Liang Jing narrowed his eyes... Concubine Shu taught her well. Even the eunuch next to her didn't kneel down when she saw me?
"Go away, I don't need you!"
"ah?"
Lu Yun was stunned for a moment.
Qiaoer next to him seemed to have anticipated this situation, and immediately said: "Your Majesty, Concubine Shu personally asked Xiao Yunzi to diagnose you. She thought it was very useful, so she asked the slave to bring Xiao Yunzi to diagnose you. You must know that Concubine Shu The empress is so worried about you that she doesn’t think about food or food all day long..."
Liang Jing wanted to get angry and refuse, but after hearing this, a trace of fear flashed in his eyes.
He glanced at Lu Yun who was hanging his head again, thinking that for a eunuch, it was true that he knew massage, but his medical skills and pulse diagnosis were a bit lame... Well, why not just use this little eunuch to stop the mouths of the concubines in the harem for him? It's better to hide the secret yourself.
"Okay, you all go down and let him come over to diagnose my pulse and push my acupuncture points."
Hearing the sound, the others retreated.
Lu Yun carefully walked up to the dragon platform step by step. When Liang Jing stretched out a hand, he slowly put it on.
"Hurry up, I still have many important things to deal with." Liang Jing said impatiently.
Lu Yun responded carefully, closed his eyes and carefully felt his pulse, and a leisurely fragrance passed into his nostrils.
The next moment, he was shocked.
Pulse!
Menstrual disorders! ! !
"you……"
He looked at Liang Jing with a shocked face, and the two looked at each other.
The former was stunned, while the latter's eyes flashed with panic.
It turns out that it’s not that you don’t lift your balls, you’re just a woman. If you don’t have that thing, why don’t you lift your balls?
