Three poles in the sun.
On the second day after the wedding, almost noon, Li Weidong was awakened by the noise.
"Sister-in-law of the Jia family, you are too heartless to explain a half-closed door."
"Jia Zhang, please come out and explain clearly!"
....
It seems that Yan Bugui has endured it for two days and is finally going to attack the Jia family.
Li Weidong carefully pulled his arm out from under Yu Li's neck.
Seeing her white and smooth brows frowning, she couldn't help but take a bite.
Yu Li's long eyelashes trembled slightly, and she slowly opened her eyes. When she saw Li Weidong's handsome face, her face suddenly turned red with embarrassment.
"You lie down for a while, and I'll cook for you... Bo..." Yu Li struggled to sit up.
"Come on, don't lie down anymore. There seems to be a quarrel outside. I'll go take a look. There's no need to cook. It's almost noon. Let's go out to eat later."
Li Weidong got dressed, yawned, and left the house.
Yu Li got up and saw that the red sheets were in a mess, and her little face suddenly became ashamed.
Yu Li, Yu Li, you are such a well-educated girl, why can’t you hold yourself in bed?
Yu Li finally attributed the reason to Li Weidong being too attractive.
He looks so handsome, which girl wouldn't feel weak in the legs after seeing him?
"You have to pull off the sheets quickly, otherwise that girl Yu Haitang will be a guest and she will be in trouble!"
Yu Li pulled the quilt, and a handkerchief fell from the quilt.
Yu Li quickly folded the handkerchief and put it at the bottom of the box.
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The other side.
When Li Weidong came to the door of Jia's house, there were already people outside.
It has to be said that the residents of the courtyard have developed the habit of eating melons.
As long as there is any disturbance, they will swarm around.
Xu Damao, with dark circles under his eyes and blood hanging from the corners of his eyes, yawned and squeezed in with erratic steps.
Silly Zhu also crowded in the crowd to watch the fun.
Seeing the blood on Xu Damao's face, Shazhu started to get angry: "Scream, Damao, was beaten by your wife again?"
Xu Damao glared at him: "Hey! Grandson. I have a wife, unlike some people who don't have a wife and can only rub behind the widow's ass all day long."
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"Okay, your grandson wants to be beaten again, right?" Silly Zhu rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat Damao.
At this time, the door of Jia's house opened, and Mrs. Jia Zhang came out.
When the show started, both of them turned off the fire, it was important to watch the fun.
Li Weidong also squeezed in.
I saw Mrs. Jia Zhang holding a picture frame.
The old comrade on the frame seems to have a helpless expression because he has appeared too many times.
As expected of Jia Zhang, the starting move is to summon Lao Jia, which is interesting now.
"You...why did you invite Brother Jia out?" The third aunt was a little timid and took two steps back.
"Sister-in-law of the Jia family, I won't bother you about Cuihua. You just need to return the matchmaking gift." Yan Bugui also felt that the matter was difficult to handle and had to make concessions.
It doesn't sound good to bully an orphan or a widower!
"Oh, his third uncle, I didn't know that Cuihua had a half-closed door. Besides, the matchmaker's mouth is deceptive. You are not allowed to ask clearly yourself. How can you blame me!"
As Jia Zhang spoke, she turned around and pulled out the stick.
When others weren't paying attention, she winked at Banggeng.
"Ah...wuwuwu..." Banggeng started to cry loudly.
With the momentum created in the atmosphere of the stick, the power of summoning the undead was doubled, and the hair on the onlookers' hairs exploded.
"No...no...aren't you being a rogue! Fortunately, Brother Jia and I have been friends for many years, but you just tricked me like this!" Yan Bugui's mouth trembled with anger.
Mrs. Jia Zhang squatted on the ground and began to cry and wipe her tears: "Old Jia, Old Jia, you left early and left us orphans and widowed mothers to be bullied. I won't live anymore. Take me away quickly." Bar!"
The summoning of the undead was officially launched. For a moment, the crowd watching felt terrified and had goosebumps all over their bodies.
Yan Bugui knew that it would not be easy to get his money back.
But it was two dollars, which was equivalent to half his life.
Yan Bugui gritted his teeth: "Jia Zhang, you are acting like a rogue, right? Well, I will fight with you today."
Yan Bugui ran back to the house, then ran back again, with a yellowed piece of white cloth in his hand.
Silly Zhu joked with a mean tongue: "Third uncle, you want to mourn for Lao Jia~"
Yan Bugui ignored him, ran to the door of Jia's house, put a white cloth strip on the lintel, and then tied a knot.
He turned to look at the crowd: "Xie Cheng, bring the stool over."
"Hey, come on!"
Yan Jiecheng moved a stool, and Yan Bugui stood on the stool tremblingly, his head buried in the white cloth strips.
He turned to glare at Jia Zhang: "If you don't return the matchmaker gift today, I will die in front of your house."
Mrs. Jia Zhang was dumbfounded: "This, this, this..."
Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai, who were watching the excitement, also panicked.
It is impossible for others to risk their lives for two dollars, but this Yanbu Gui cannot guarantee it.
Yi Zhonghai hurriedly said: "Silly Zhu, hurry up and save your third uncle."
Just as Silly Zhu was about to step forward, Yan Bugui kicked the stool wildly: "Whoever dares to come over, I will... really hang him!"
hiss.
hiss. hiss.
hiss. hiss. hiss.
The crowd watching the melon-eating suddenly gasped.
To die in front of someone else's house, this old teacher also fought hard.
Li Weidong gave Yan Bugui a silent thumbs up in his heart.
Fighting fire with fire, well done.
One was hanging, the other was calling the undead. Both sides released their ultimate moves, and the situation was deadlocked.
In the end, Qin Huairu stood up.
She knew that Jia Zhang had indeed gone too far this time.
If Yan Bugui is really allowed to hang at the door, then his Jia family will be outraged.
He hurriedly ran to the house, took out two dollars from under the bed, and stuffed it into Yan Bugui's hand.
Bowed deeply: "Third uncle, I'm really sorry. My mother-in-law is old and sometimes she likes to make mistakes, but she has no bad intentions.
You are an old teacher, a cultured person, and have high consciousness. Please forgive her this time! "
Who can actually hang himself?
Yan Bugui got the money, stretched his head out of the white silk, and said happily: "Qin Huairu, the Jia family is really lucky to have you."
After saying that, he turned around and glared at Jia Zhang: "Sister-in-law, you have gone too far this time!"
After getting the money, Yan Bugui also knew that it was impossible to get more money based on Jia Zhang's urine properties, so he took the third aunt back to the front yard.
A farce came to an end.
Back at home, Mrs. Jia Zhang complained to Qin Huairu: "Daughter-in-law, yesterday Uncle Huang took away the matchmaker's gift. Today you shouldn't return the money to Yan Bugui. This is a big deal at home. Don't worry about me." You’ve been busy for so many days in vain.”
Qin Huairu said: "Mom, why did you violate Hutu? Uncle Huang will find someone to deal with you. What Yan Bugui did today could make Tumo Xingzi drown our family."
Alas, this old woman is getting old too, and her last few actions have failed her. How will the Jia family live in the future?
Jia Zhang also knew that if the quarrel continued, it would cause public outrage.
She just wasn't willing to give in.
What made her even more angry was that at the wedding banquet, every household shared a lot of leftovers.
When it was her turn, Liu Haizhong asked Silly Zhu not to give her any leftovers.
It's really infuriating.
Isn't it just that I didn't pay my contribution? This money belongs to everyone anyway, so is it necessary?
When she thought of leftovers, she thought of Silly Zhu, and whispered: "Daughter-in-law, Silly Zhu hasn't sent any leftovers recently, so you have to think of something."
The corners of Qin Huairu's mouth raised slightly.
After these few days of PUA, Shazhu should be tamed, and it’s time to test the results.
