"Hiss~~"
“My head feels so itchy~~”
"It's time for me to grow a brain!!"
Ying Shuang's scratching head sound was extremely harsh.
Yang Feng walked forward and slowly opened a door.
A giant sunken lecture hall appeared in front of us, enough to hold a lecture for ten thousand people.
Crowds of people.
On each seat sat various top scientists.
There is a man wearing a classic baron dress and an apple on his head. The word "Newton" is clearly written on the stand on the table.
There was an old man with shaggy hair who looked like a weird kid. The sign on the table clearly read "Einstein".
"Edison, Tesla, Marie Curie, Nobel, Darwin..."
Excellent people in various fields filled the lectures to the brim, and there was a woman tied to a psychiatric chair on the podium.
Win frost.
Ying Shuang was wrapped in bandages and fixed on an iron seat. A host next to her was asking some "special" questions.
"If a drop of water falls from a height of 10,000 meters, will it kill someone?"
The host asked, and many scientists in the audience also began to discuss the illusions fiercely.
"The diameter of a drop of water is approximately between 1 mm and 6 mm!"
"Let's make a formula, assuming the falling speed is V, the buoyancy of the air is F, and the gravity of gravity is G."
"Set three modes first."
"1. The free falling motion formula of this drop of water."
"2. The resistance movement formula of this drop of water falling to the ground."
"3. The formula for the fluid resistance of this drop of water falling to the ground."
"I calculated that if there is no resistance, the speed will reach 400 meters per second when it reaches the ground, which can completely penetrate your head!!"
"Next, plug in the second formula..."
Scientists began to use the methods they were good at to calculate the probability of a drop of water killing a person, and then used calculus to formulate a series of complex formulas.
"Ah~~"
"My head feels so itchy."
Ying Shuang scratched his head, then nodded to the host: "Yes!! I can kill people!!"
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Neuropathy! !
Yang Feng looked at the doctors in the audience and said with a hint of vigilance: "Haven't you ever been exposed to the rain?"
Get caught in the rain.
Isn't rain just water droplets falling from the sky and hitting people's heads?
"genius!!"
"expert!!"
Thunderous applause sounded, and many scientists stood up and cheered Yang Feng's answer.
"Next question."
"Can infertility be inherited?"
The host continued to ask.
"ah!!"
"I know this question!!"
Ying Shuang's eyes lit up: "Infertility is obviously a problem with the DNA sequence. The genetic factors are likely to be damaged, and this DNA sequence defect is often passed on to the next generation."
“So, it’s hereditary!!”
Ying Shuang's answer made the biology experts nod their heads, and the analysis was very reasonable.
Yang Feng frowned.
What kind of mental retardation is this?
"You are already infertile, how can you have the next generation??"
Yang Feng walked towards the podium, and scientists from all directions stood up again to applaud him.
"Science Nova!!"
"Lighthouse of Civilization!!"
"This is the highest level of human wisdom~~"
The scientists cheered for Yang Feng, and the applause lasted for several minutes before slowly stopping.
"Next question."
"Meteorites always fall in craters, why?"
The host asked, and this question was obviously a bit difficult, instantly causing the scientists to fall into silence.
"Can you explain it in terms of probability?"
"No."
"It should be explained from the law of cause and effect."
"No."
"We should reason from the theory of parallel worlds."
"Human beings are three-dimensional creatures, and the fourth dimension is a set timeline. From one end to the other, the ending is destined."
"That's right... Time is an illusion of human beings. The timeline is generated instantly, and there is no past or future."
"From the moment of the Big Bang, the timeline of the fourth dimension has been completely determined. This meteorite is destined to fall into the crater."
"Interesting inference, but is there a possibility that the meteorite may not fall in the crater??"
"Of course it's possible!!"
"There is more than one timeline. The meteorite in the other timeline did not fall on the ground, but passed by the Blue Star."
"You mean...the fifth dimension, the face of time?"
"Yes, the fifth-dimensional time plane is composed of countless timelines, and the direction of each timeline is extremely slightly different."
“Everything is possible!”
"Countless timelines, countless possibilities!!"
"The meteorite falling into the crater must happen in a certain timeline, and there is another corresponding timeline that will never happen!!"
"I understand what you are saying. The time plane extends infinitely, so the possibilities are infinite, but the direction of a single timeline is certain."
"From this we can deduce the model of the sixth dimension!!"
"Countless timelines are woven into a plane of time, forming a horizontal axis."
"Countless time planes, staying in different time sequences, form the vertical axis, and when combined they form a three-dimensional space!!"
"Ah!! That's the Cosmic Cube!!"
"From the sixth dimension, using the Rubik's Cube as the origin, we can deduce the seventh dimension..."
Discussions among scientists are in full swing.
Yang Feng's expression completely changed.
"When a meteorite hits the ground, a crater will be created!!"
Yang Feng walked to the podium and picked up the microphone. Many scientists who were discussing were stunned.
What! !
"Great wisdom!!"
"He seems to be the embodiment of truth!!"
Yang Feng's answer once again shocked the scientists. It is simply beyond their reach that human intelligence can reach such a high level! !
"You are so great!"
"Please tell us more answers and decipher more mysteries of the universe!!"
"Scientific proof is that smoking a cigarette will shorten your life span by 5 minutes, but if you smoke a cigarette for 10 minutes, will it increase your life span by 5 minutes??"
Yang Feng: "No, you should reduce it by 5 minutes."
"The magic power of God Yehe is equivalent to that of Tathagata Buddha. Why can Sun Wukong escape from the hands of God Yehe?"
Yang Feng: “Because there is a hole in the palm of the Lord God.”
"Why didn't the criminal commit the crime when the police were on duty? Then there wouldn't be time to catch him?"
Yang Feng: "Because the job of the police is to catch criminals."
"Can I eat on an empty stomach?"
Yang Feng: "Okay."
"Your parents got married, why didn't they invite you to attend?"
Yang Feng: "Because I haven't given birth to myself yet."
this……
What's wrong with this?
Boom, boom, boom! !
Countless answers containing "great wisdom" have caused the brains of top scientists to shut down and find it difficult to continue thinking.
The fifth floor of dreams collapsed! !
A large area of the synagogue collapsed, the illusions of the scientists also disappeared, and the whole world once again turned into exploding fragments, like a colorful glass lamp.
This time.
Dr. Ying Shuang did not disappear, but stood side by side with Yang Feng.
"The way I think is amazing, isn't it?"
"There's no way...my brain now thinks in binary most of the time, just like an intelligent AI."
"Human brain quantum computer, have you heard of it?"
Ying Shuang showed an anthropomorphic smile. She didn't know whether it was the real her or a virtual expression simulated by AI.
Bang! !
Ying Shuang's soles stepped heavily on the ground, and the surrounding scene changed again. With the soles of her feet as the center, it gradually expanded to the entire world.
This is the sixth and final level of dreamland.
Ying Shuang did not continue to "torture" Yang Feng, but took him into the deepest world in her heart.
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PS:
Most of the funny jokes come from mentally retarded people.
Mixing some of the author's science fiction and the doctor's special personality, this funny and weird scene was conceived.
These problems...can really stump ChatGPT.
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