Saying goodbye to Ruan Meng, Chen Shuo bought a 2.5-liter bottle of Coke and returned to the dormitory.
He Yongyuan was sitting on a chair with one leg pressed against the back of the chair. He was describing to Bai Zhuang and Jiang Hengda what happened in the KTV and music bar in a very arrogant manner.
"If it hadn't been for brother today, that boy Chen Shuo wouldn't have come back alive. If you don't believe me, wait until he comes back and ask!"
Chen Shuo thought that was right. Although he saved his life, He Yongyuan lost his reputation.
I feel sorry for him.
He's already been called a scumbag without ever holding a girl's hand.
"came back?"
He Yongyuan glanced at Chen Shuo and gave a thumbs up: "I feel a bit pretentious when I say it myself, let Chen Shuo do the talking."
Baizhuang and Jiang Hengda, the two melon-eaters, looked at Chen Shuo one after another.
"Yes, Yuan'er saved my life today."
Chen Shuo sighed: "Today I went to meet my ex-girlfriend, and unexpectedly I met Yi Yining. The two of them almost fought, but Yuan'er jumped out and saved me."
He Yongyuan raised his chin proudly: "Continue, don't stop."
Chen Shuo nodded and continued: "In order to protect me, Yuan'er was willing to bear the reputation of being a scumbag. Only then did he stabilize Yi Yining and Qin Weizi and prevent them from falling out with me. He is really my savior!"
"Did you hear that?" He Yongyuan looked at Bai Zhuang and Jiang Hengda.
The melon-eating duo nodded.
"So where's the applause?"
Bai Zhuang and Jiang Hengda looked at each other, puzzled.
For this reason, Jiang Hengda lit up a cigarette and after stroking it carefully, he looked at He Yongyuan in confusion: "Yuan'er, I don't feel right."
He Yongyuan took a sip of Coke and burped arrogantly: "What's wrong? I think it's right!"
Bai Zhuang frowned: "You are now the scumbag in the mouth of Ashuo's ex-girlfriend and Senior Sister Yi0."
"so what?"
"But Ah Shuo was forgiven by Senior 10 and fell in love with his ex-girlfriend."
Bai Zhuang really couldn't figure it out and asked his soul: "Then, apart from the reputation of a scumbag, what benefits have you received that make you so proud?"
"..."
Jiang Hengda held a cigarette in his mouth and began to applaud: "I have lived for almost twenty years, and this is the first time I see someone who is still complacent after being called a scumbag. Yuan'er, you are awesome."
"grass!!"
After coming back to his senses, He Yongyuan put down the Coke and grabbed Chen Shuo by the collar: "You are the one who stepped on the horse, please give me my innocence!"
"Weren't you very happy just now?"
Chen Shuo patted He Yongyuan's shoulder and comforted him softly: "Okay Yuan'er, actually, if you think about it carefully, you didn't get nothing at all, right?"
He Yongyuan scolded: "Nonsense, I like to bring shame on you!"
"Look, this is the harvest." Chen Shuo spread his hands, "What little virgin can be a scumbag? You have accomplished something unprecedented and unprecedented. Isn't this worthy of happiness?"
He Yongyuan frowned and cursed ferociously: "Do you think I'm stupid for riding a horse?"
Chen Shuo put his hands heavily on He Yongyuan's shoulders and said solemnly: "Yuan'er, be prepared. Soon there will be countless green teas coming here and want to compete with you!"
"ah?"
"Don't you understand? Those sea queens usually like to play with men the most, but they don't care about ordinary dog lickers. Only you, only a strong person like you are worth taking action!"
Chen Shuo sighed heavily and said in an envious tone: "When those super-beautiful green teas and their sweet-talking people surround you, I'm really afraid that you won't be able to keep your bottom line!"
"Bottom line?" He Yongyuan took a breath, "You mean, I might lose my virginity?"
"That's not the case!"
"Emma, how can this be done?" He Yongyuan was extremely anxious.
Jiang Hengda looked at He Yongyuan and said disgustedly: "Yuan'er, don't laugh so hard that your saliva is dripping."
Chen Shuo didn't know if there would be green tea or something to challenge He Yongyuan, let's talk about it then.
I took a quick shower and got into bed. I had to go to bed early tonight. Tomorrow was the day to check Wen Ying's homework.
At such an important moment, you must have a positive mental outlook.
But before going to bed, it is necessary to test the attitudes of Yi Yining and Qin Weizi.
A good boy is so attentive and considerate.
Chen Shuo: [Knock on the head, knock on the head, has the junior sister gone to bed? 】
Yi Yining: [I just finished taking a shower and am about to go to bed. 】
There are no emoticons, not even built-in emoticons, which speaks volumes.
It seems there are still complaints.
Chen Shuo: [What happened tonight was due to my lack of consideration. I won’t make any unnecessary explanations. I just want to admit my mistake to you. 】
Yi Yining: [Yeah. 】
Chen Shuo: [Good night then. I am honored to be your nominal boyfriend these days. 】
One second, two seconds, one minute...
'Typing' always appears at the top of the chat box.
In other words, Yi Yining thought a lot and typed a lot, either writing a long essay later, or deleting and writing, writing and deleting again.
three minutes later
Yi Yining: [What makes my ears ring is definitely not the cheers and applause, but the deafening youthfulness and partiality. 】
Chen Shuo: [It seems that I, the male lead, haven’t finished filming yet. 】
Yi Yining: [Hey, just climb along the pole, right? You smelly junior. 】
Yi Yining: [I ignored you for three days, this time I will do what I say! 】
Chen Shuo: [How about we say hello when we meet? 】
Yi Yining: [Fight, otherwise I will look so rude. 】
Yi Yining: [Uh-huh, I'm ignoring you! ! ! 】
Yi Yining: [The song is very nice]
Yi Yining: [The last sentence, now turn on the three-day ignore mode]
Chen Shuo held the phone sideways and smiled.
Then switch to Qin Weizi's chat interface.
Chen Shuo: [Are you here? 】
Qin Weizi: [Here we are, I just packed my pajamas and will return them tomorrow. 】
kindness?
Who is prepared to be cheaper?
Chen Shuo: [No. 】
Qin Weizi: [Why? 】
Chen Shuo: [You can understand your ex-boyfriend’s unwarranted possessiveness]
Qin Weizi: [Then what should we do now, Chen Shuo? 】
Chen Shuo: [Give me the nightgown. 】
Qin Weizi: [Who are you singing to? 】
Chen Shuo: [You. 】
Qin Weizi: [Okay. 】
Got the nightgown.
Qin Weizi: [Good night Chen Shuo, the song is very nice. I never regret falling in love with you, I only regret not being nice to you. 】
There is nothing to hide, the ex-girlfriend is right here, there is no need to deny it.
Even if Qin Weizi shows off to Yi Yining in the future that "The Gulf of Alaska" belongs exclusively to her, Chen Shuo is not afraid.
When the time comes, just play a song dedicated to Yi Yining.
The advantage of knowing how to play a musical instrument is here. If you understand some music theory and have a sense of music, you can kill people.
Feeling sleepy, say good night and get ready to sleep.
Before she even typed good night, Qin Weizi's next message popped up.
[I will wear that nightgown to bed tonight and I will send it to you tomorrow. It will have my smell on it. You have to remember this smell. 】
Chen Shuo swallowed, his Adam's apple slid up and down, OK, OK, so it must be.
Chen Shuo: [In that case, I will also give you a pair of my original pants. As a courtesy, it is not in vain that you and I have spent our green years together. 】
Qin Weizi: [...]
Qin Weizi: [No, thank you. 】
Chen Shuo: [Don’t be shy. 】
Qin Weizi: [Don’t be mean. 】
Done.
Girls are emotional creatures, and what you have to provide is emotional value, whether the emotion is good or bad.
As long as she takes the initiative to argue with you, then everything is under control.
The important point is that bickering is not the same as quarreling. It is called consuming emotions, not providing emotions.
