Solemn notice: Brain is a good thing, but this book does not have it. You don’t need brain to read this book. This is where your brain is stored.
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"Beautiful sister, I drank all the poison in this tank, why haven't I upgraded?"
A boy of seventeen or eighteen years old stood in front of the water tank and asked puzzledly.
"Xiaoyi, don't call me sister, call me master."
A lady who seemed to have stepped out of a scroll appeared with a smile.
She was dressed in a white dress with a fairy-like air, and her otherworldly face was astonishing to the eyes of ghosts and gods. She was so beautiful that it was impossible to be picky.
Her every frown and every smile is captivating, which is rare in the world.
She stared at Yang Yi fondly and said: "Xiaoyi, ordinary poisons are no longer effective on you. If you want to use poisons to upgrade, you need to go down the mountain to find some weird poisons."
"Master, will I be able to practice the ninth of Fuxi's nine stitches after I come down from the mountain?"
Yang Yi looked directly at the beautiful master and asked urgently.
"If you want to practice the ninth needle, you can only do it by increasing your luck."
The beautiful master shook her head.
"But how can I increase my luck?"
Yang Yi asked.
"After you go down the mountain, find those idiots who think they are the chosen ones and have no abilities but always like to show off in front of others. If you rob their luck, you can practice the ninth needle."
"Beautiful sister, don't worry, I'm going down the mountain now, and when I finish practicing the ninth stitch, I'll come back immediately to cure your disease."
"You said you would marry whoever cures your disease!"
"I don't want you to be my master, I want you to be my wife!"
Yang Yi happily finished speaking and ran away.
Seeing Yang Yi running away happily, the beautiful master couldn't help but sigh: "My disease can't be cured so easily!"
"Xiao Yi has gone down the mountain, and it's time for me to return to my family!"
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On the train to Songshan, Yang Yi drank too much poison before going down the mountain and felt a little urgent to urinate.
He shuttled on the train and looked at the signs with male and female figures on them, and couldn't help but sigh: "This train is so advanced, and it also has a movable thatched roof!"
At this time, at the door of the train bathroom, a fat man weighing more than 200 pounds blocked the aisle.
"Little girl, can't you be gentler when you wash your hands? My million-dollar anima has been splashed with water, and my crotch is even wet! What do you think I should do?"
The fat man looked at the little beauty in front of him with a fierce expression.
The little beauty is wearing a floral skirt. She is smart and cute. She is only sixteen or seventeen years old. She is cute and looks like a character in a comic. She is so cute.
but. Her figure is extremely developed, the kind that makes people want to hold her in their arms and play with her after just one glance.
Faced with the big fat man's threats, the little beauty didn't take it seriously and said: "What are you shouting for? It's just one million worth of rags. I'll let my sister pay it to you later!"
"Oh, your tone is not small! But I can't wait now, you lick it clean for me right away, especially here!"
The big fat man pointed angrily at his wet crotch, pushed open the bathroom door, and forcibly dragged the little beauty into the bathroom.
"Asshole, don't touch me, take your stinky hands away!"
In the bathroom, the little beauty yelled in disgust.
"You little bitch is pretty good at barking, scream, the louder you scream, the more excited I will be!"
The fat man said evilly and quickly untied his belt. He was about to close the bathroom door when a big hand stopped him in front of him.
"I need to urinate urgently. Don't occupy the thatched building and don't poop. Go out and do it!"
Yang Yi said with a cold face.
The fat man glanced at the thin Yang Yi and glared angrily: "Go pee somewhere else, don't delay me from doing my business!"
"You have no skills but like to show off in front of others. It seems that you are the idiot my beautiful sister calls you!"
Yang Yi looked at the big fat man with a harmless smile.
"Idiots? Your whole family is the idiots, I will kill you!"
The big fat man was irritated by Yang Yi, let go of the little beauty, and hit Yang Yi with his fist.
As a result, Yang Yi moved faster than him and slapped him on his fat face.
With a whoosh, the big fat man flew out through the narrow window of the train bathroom.
A gray progress bar flashed over the big fat man's head, and the number representing luck returned to zero.
After doing all this, Yang Yi touched the jade pendant around his neck. The luck value in it only increased a little, and he was suddenly disappointed: "Hey, it seems you are worse than an idiot!"
Yang Yi is not very happy. This jade pendant was given to him by his beautiful sister. There is a progress bar about the luck value in the jade pendant. When the progress bar is full, the space in the jade pendant can be opened.
The acupuncture method of the ninth needle of Fuxi's Nine Needles is recorded in space.
Who knows, just when Yang Yi was feeling disappointed, the little beauty Xu Beibei beside him was stunned.
How did Yang Yi slap the big fat man away when he was so skinny?
Moreover, with such a small window, how did the big fat man fly out of the window?
Xu Beibei blinked her big watery eyes and exclaimed: "Wow, you are so powerful, are you the master that my sister said came down the mountain?"
Yang Yi was quite surprised: "How did you know that I came down from the mountain?"
"Because it's you that my sister and I are looking for. My grandpa is seriously ill and we need you to treat my grandpa!"
"Come with me quickly, my sister is still looking for you everywhere!"
Xu Beibei excitedly took Yang Yi's hand.
"It's okay to go with you, but I have to pee first."
"This thatched building is different from the thatched building on the mountain. How does this thing work?"
Yang Yi looked at the toilet in the bathroom and didn't know where to start.
"Wow, you can't even use the toilet. It seems like you really came down from the mountain."
Xu Beibei became even more convinced that Yang Yi was the master she and her sister were looking for.
"Stop talking so much nonsense. I can't hold it in anymore. Please show me how to pee!"
Yang Yi was so stifled that he stamped his feet.
"Huh? Do you need me to show you how to pee? Then do I have to take off my pants?"
Xu Beibei was a little embarrassed. She opened the toilet lid and hesitated whether to lift up her skirt and sit down.
"No, it's too embarrassing. Just close the bathroom door."
Xu Beibei saw that there were always people passing by. It was fine if Yang Yi saw her alone, but if too many people saw her, she would suffer a lot.
"Why are you taking off your pants? I don't have to sit down to pee!"
"Okay, I understand how to use it, get out quickly, I can't hold it in anymore!"
Yang Yi said anxiously and immediately pushed Xu Beibei out of the bathroom.
He unbuttoned his pants and finally released the soaked urine.
Hey, it’s so troublesome for women in the city. They have to sit down to urinate.
The beautiful sisters all pee while squatting!
At the bathroom door, Xu Beibei waited for several minutes before the sound of water rushing inside ended.
"Brother Zha Tian, you are so awesome. You can urinate for so long in one pee. You are so awesome!"
Xu Beibei exclaimed.
"What the hell is Brother Zha Tian? My name is Yang Yi!"
Yang Yi rolled his eyes and said.
"Because you are so awesome, I call you Brother Zhaotian. What a domineering name you have. It sounds so fierce!"
Xu Beibei described it excitedly, pulled Yang Yi up and walked to the car in front.
"Sister Yaoyao, I've found the master you're looking for, it's him, Brother Diao Zha Tian!"
Xu Beibei couldn't wait to show Yang Yi to her sister Chen Shuyao.
Chen Shuyao looks to be one or two years older than Xu Beibei, fair and beautiful, with the temperament of a rich girl.
She and Xu Beibei were both wearing floral skirts, but Chen Shuyao wore a pair of black stockings with English letters underneath her skirt, which made her a little more sexy than Xu Beibei.
Next to Chen Shuyao, there is a tall and handsome man. The man is wearing a black trench coat, his hair is clean and neat, and he exudes a strong sense of confidence. At first glance, he is not an ordinary person.
"Beibei, you were deceived. Brother Ye Feng is the one we are looking for!"
"His master is the miraculous doctor of Guigu. He is better than his master, and his medical skills are even better than his master's!"
"When I just found him, many rich people would rather spend all their wealth to treat him as a guest. You don't know how crazy those rich people are!"
Chen Shuyao could not describe Ye Feng's terror. Even the big stars she had chased before, or the richest man in the city, were not as powerful as Ye Feng.
"Little beauty Beibei, is your sister also an idiot?"
Yang Yi looked at Chen Shuyao who looked like a nymphomaniac, and thought to himself that this beauty looked pretty, but she seemed to have no brains!
Chen Shuyao was stunned and glared at Yang Yi bitterly, her little chest rising and falling with anger.
As the little princess of the Chen family, she has always been a star-studded existence.
How dare Yang Yi call her an idiot?
