From an idealist perspective, the reason why people are human is because they think they are human.
One day, there was a kind of octopus.
They have their own language, their own writing, and their own education. They will wait for the [New Cute Octopus] update on Saturdays and Sundays, they will use their infinite tentacles to browse their mobile phones, and they will fantasize about a creature called the erectus octopus. , he will appear in the Octopus mobile game as an upright ape, but he will be a cute and cute octopus.
It costs 100 shells to draw a card, and one order is 648 shells...
Are they humans?
I'm afraid so, if you evaluate it carefully.
If Melina believes that she has the power to create all civilizations and wanders in space, then she will be both lonely and gregarious, and can change at will. This is a sophistry. A sophistry that made Belen, who has a strong logical mind, unhappy.
She raised her eyebrows and started with 'You're such a person...', about to lash out.
Sonia smoothed things over.
"oops."
She deliberately looked at Melina's breasts with a lewd expression (really on purpose?), and sang in the same tone as praising idols:
"Xiao Mei..."
She let out two breaths, cute and vulgar at the same time - if you just look at the appearance, it will be very cute, if this action is done by an uncle, it will be very vulgar.
"You are so civilized...you are really not young."
“…”
He was faced with two faces full of disgust, and two eyes that seemed to say 'you scum' looked over him.
"Although I understand it, forget it, please Sonia, please practice your dance."
"Eh~"
"You just joined our business, right?"
"Hey~"
"Of course you have to practice hard. Idols are not cheap products that can be mass-produced with a cheap smile and emotionless dance."
Sonia murmured:
"You have never seen a traffic niche or a flower that can synthesize facial AI onto a stand-in even when filming a movie..."
"What did you say?" Belen didn't hear clearly.
"No, no, no, I'm just saying...ah, Internet celebrity idol! No need to say anything about my big stomach!" Sonia made a French military salute and showed a handsome and disgusting smile, "Hey?"
Belén don't fall for this.
She might be Lu Ke. The more handsome she is, the more disgusted she becomes. She sneered heavily:
"If you lose your temper while practicing dance together, I will kill you."
"It's so dangerous, you woman."
Sonia laughed dryly and pointed at Melina:
"She just came in, so why..."
Melina's eyes lost their luster and she looked at her blankly. The corners of her mouth naturally curved a little.
It was as if a soft and gentle voice said in my ear, 'If you keep talking, I'll kill you? '. But she gritted her teeth and finished: "...Why doesn't Xiaomei need to practice the basics?"
"Sonya, do you really want to know my answer?"
Beren was a little shocked and scratched the hair beside his ears, and took a breath:
"Although I can tell you the answer in one second, do you really want to know such a cruel answer?"
“…”
“…”
Sonia thought a lot.
That night of the King of Rolls.
That night when I learned about visual progress bars.
The progress bar that Xiaomei could see filled up with the naked eye from 'not knowing' to 'apprenticeship', to 'preliminary mastery', and then to 'mastery' in seconds.
In the morning, we all learned addition together, doing this and that. We all smiled and felt that the multiplication table was still the pinnacle of our lives. Then in the afternoon Xiaomei suddenly took out a book from her pocket, [Calculus], and you didn't know what she was going to do.
So Sonia smiled with relief, took two steps forward, used a vicious dog move to pounce on Belen's fleshy thighs, and made a begging sound like a clockwork cat's "meow-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aa":
"Don't! Mom! Save some face for the sisters!"
Belen's brain was severely damaged. She didn't understand how seniority is calculated when you call me mom and then call yourself sisters.
Melina said nothing and read the magazine leisurely with a disgusted face.
She didn't say anything because Beren misunderstood her. She didn't write at all and didn't know the basics. But speaking out at this time... wouldn't Sonia's begging for mercy be in vain? He couldn't let her kneel down in vain, even if she felt a little wronged, she would pretend to be proficient in dancing.
"Left, right, left, left, front, back, bang cha cha."
Sonia was forced to put down her work and practice her basic steps next to the campfire.
But as she practiced, she suddenly changed from being reluctant to being extremely active.
"Did you use magic?" Melina lowered her voice, almost letting the air vibrate slightly through a silk thread to convey a low-pitched voice, and said to Belen.
"Idols are meant to hunt dragons. Basic footwork can quickly improve your body's flexibility and agility."
"The price is perseverance?"
"There is no price for strength that does not require perseverance. It's just that this strength requires more perseverance."
"I understand what you mean."
"..." Belen threw a book over.
"Um?"
"You don't know how to dance, right? This is the basic 13 form of idol dance, just show off."
Melina accepted it and then reacted.
Good or bad, this woman.
Is this woman too bad? She clearly knows that she can't dance, but she still uses herself to hold Sonia up. Could it be that she is also a good person who says, "Since you are kneeling, then sister will not let you kneel in vain"?
She looked over and caught a fairy-like, mischievous smile on Beren's face.
Noticing her gaze, Beren quickly restrained himself, raised his index finger again, and lightly tapped his lips.
…
…
The sudden heavy rain ended quickly.
With the help of the locals, the three of them easily found the black dragon that was causing trouble in Yuna's quarry, and then fought.
"Hey!"
Sonia took the lead, using a graceful forward hand to support her body and roll forward. At the same time, she took out a crossbow and threw out three grenades.
Whoosh!
Three consecutive arrows hit the inner pin of the special grenade in the air, and the arrows were nailed to the black dragon before exploding.
Black Luanlong suffered a heavy blow.
"You have grown up, senior." Melina was a little surprised, while Belen was like a robot, never surprised, never making mistakes, seizing the opportunity to summon the microphone and roar.
"You're just a loser, and I'm the one you, the chick, worship."
This word is too childish.
Melina rolled her eyes, summoned a gun, and jumped into the sky.
The guns surrounded her like a cloak, then spun, and the black and red magic factors like raindrops hit the black dragon one after another. Just as it was about to escape, Sonia used the chain that was successful in the battle with the Sea Dragon to restrain the dragon's head and horns, forcing it to forcibly eat Melina's damage.
Beren pressed forward aggressively, not worrying at all that the Black Luan Dragon would pose a threat to him.
However, after pressing forward, she looked a little hesitant, hesitant, and at a loss.
When Melina spared half a second of thought to worry about her.
She finally spoke:
"Every shining sunshine thinks about you all day long, look at me, I've become so cute!"
The lyrics sung by the shy girl's voice are quite fresh and the voice is sweet.
The red magic factor turned into a rain of arrows from her back and shot at the black dragon. The effect was outstanding.
Melina fell from the sky, covered her mouth, and spent half a second thinking about all the sad things she had encountered in her life, but she couldn't help it, she still put on a disgusted face and smiled. This naturally awkward smile can only be performed by Nicolas Cage in Face-Off.
Although it was Melina who suffered the mental damage.
But it was Beren who was so angry that he broke the defense.
She activated her own "Sweet Idol Mode", and with the help of Melina, who was paddling, and sister Suo Yijin, who was still trying her best, she cleaned up the mess and killed Black Luanlong.
…
…
Transporting the dragon corpse back to Tasia's plot.
Without enough supplies, Melina used her amazing wisdom to create a subtle stone wheel bicycle through mechanics and magic factors, so that Melina and Belen could use the bicycle to drag a huge bicycle. The black mountain dragon corpse went back.
Where is Sonia?
Sonia is walking in front while practicing her idol dance.
"Bei, Beren, your transformation is too exaggerated, isn't it? One second you were a singer with foul language inappropriate for children, and the next second you turned into a sweet idol."
"...It's because I can't practice well."
"..."
"A qualified idol must convey his charm and smile to others from the bottom of his heart. In the process, it would be too shameful to feel ashamed."
"..."
I didn’t expect that this was the reason why I wasn’t angry.
Melina thought, she always felt that Belen's defense was actually because she was 'shaken'.
"Understood."
Melina nodded, looking smart:
"As an idol, as long as there is a request, even if you are born with a beautiful voice, you can act coquettishly in a girlish tone."
"Yeah, yeah."
"As an idol, even if you are extremely shy, you have to suppress this sense of shame and perform with your heart."
"Yeah, I understand, head student of the grade."
"As an idol, even if you have a deep kiss on stage, you must have no grudges."
"Uh, this, this seems a bit..."
"As an idol, even if I have to perform baby regression, I must not hesitate to shout out baby talk like 'Mommy', 'Ooooooooo?'"
"You are too extreme."
Beren waved his hand.
"Left, bang cha-cha, right, bang-cha-cha, forward, forward, bang-cha-cha." Sonia continues to practice, and her desire for power can indeed be a positive factor.
Effort goes without saying.
Melina thought that the world was unfair because it gave people like her such terrifying talents, allowing her to gain extraordinary power without doing anything at all. But on the other hand, she was fascinated by this process of a 'mortal' growing up from scratch.
Her original idea of 'just coping' disappeared, and she decided to try living in this world as a creature like an idol.
(End of chapter)
