"laugh?
I have been wearing a veil, how do you know that I have never smiled? "
While speaking, Ning Xuerou made another crucial move.
Not to be outdone, Guang Shu followed closely behind and also lost a son.
After a few days of playing, his chess skills improved rapidly. Although he still lost more than he won, his winning rate improved to 19.
Don't underestimate this small winning rate, it has already surprised Ning Xuerou enough to use all her strength to deal with it.
Not only in battle, she is also a bit competitive in terms of Fangyuan.
"Maybe I have a pair of invisible eyes that can peek through your veil and see your expression!"
Ning Xuerou was getting used to his flirtatious words, so naturally she wouldn't believe it:
"Really? Then look at my expression now?"
"Hmm...no expression."
Guang Shu was indeed talking nonsense, he couldn't see it at all.
"wrong."
"You hide your face, how do I know if you are tricking me?"
As he spoke, he actually wanted to pull off her veil, but he remembered Yun Xi's advice and suppressed the urge.
“Isn’t it someone who said it himself, can it pass through my veil?
You should know which one is true or false.
Could it be that you are lying? "
As Ning Xuerou spoke, her eyebrows seemed to have a dangerous arc.
"There's something else I forgot to mention."
Guangshu quickly added:
"Actually, I can only see one expression, and that's a smile.
Just like now, you must not be smiling, right? "
Ning Xuerou wanted to object, but when she controlled her expression, she suddenly realized it.
She didn't seem to know how to laugh.
For a moment, I was in trouble...
However, she would not follow Guang Shu’s wishes and continue to say harshly:
"I'm laughing, but you can't see it."
"Really? Then take off your veil and show me. If it's true, I'll apologize to you."
Guangshu said in confusion.
Of course she won't be fooled:
"You just want me to take off my veil, you bastard..."
I have said many times that the relationship between us is just mutual use, you have to think..."
However, Guangshu interrupted and picked up what Yuzi was saying, and took over her words:
"Thinking about Yun Xi, Qing Fei, and Junior Nephew Li, right?
Think of me what you want, but this time, I just want to see your smile.
How can you comprehend the world of mortals when you always have a cold face? "
It turns out that the two of them continued the first conversation between dual practitioners and began to learn each other's path, trying to use this to defeat the other.
Ning Xuerou explores the mortal world, while Guang Shu tries to be ruthless.
The impact on his Taoist heart can only be described as a breeze blowing on his face, making him feel nothing at all.
Of course, since he had not been successfully brainwashed in Buddhism for more than ten years, how could he fall to this so-called ruthless path?
But Ning Xuerou is completely different, she was also influenced by Guang Shukou Huahua.
Maybe it hasn't affected Tao Xin yet, but her words are becoming more and more frequent.
Like now:
"But...I don't know how to laugh?"
"Isn't that simple? How about we make a bet?"
"What?"
"If I think of a way to make you laugh, just take off your veil and let me see your smile.
If it fails, I'll do whatever you want. "
Guang Shu looked like his conspiracy had succeeded. It was obvious that he still had thoughts about this matter.
Make her laugh?
To be honest, she felt that she had definitely won this bet.
Even in the days when I traveled with Concubine Qing.
She was happy from the bottom of her heart, but she still didn't know what a smile was.
Naturally, Concubine Qing also worried about this matter and worked hard.
But in the end, they all failed.
But is it up to me?
Silently, she made a decision in her heart.
"Okay, I agree to this condition."
"You have no regrets when you make a move, and the same goes for promises. You are not allowed to go back on your word!"
Obviously Guangshu didn't know the seriousness of the matter and thought he could win easily.
"Then let me tell you a joke.
Xia Xia and Xia Xia got 100 points in the exam at the same time. The teacher asked Xia Xia who copied it from Xia Xia. Xia Xia said, "I copied from Xia Xia Xia".
The teacher said: 'What are you so good about?' "
…
"Isn't this good? Then let's do another one!
A soldier disrupted the order of the army because of his slackness.
After being fired by General Crab, the shrimp soldier said with tears in his eyes: 'General Crab, General Crab...'
General Crab: You're welcome. "
…
Or not? It doesn’t matter, I still have the treasure at the bottom of the box!
"Actually, it was just a warm-up, I...
No, if you have something to say, please say it! "
Bang!
Ning Xuerou really couldn't stand it anymore. The jokes told by Guang Shu seemed to be colder than her igloo!
She waved and threw him out, flying out together with her two ice doors.
Fortunately, Guang Shu was agile and managed to land perfectly with his mid-air spin.
However, it still frightened Mu Yunxi, who was really concentrating on practicing swordsmanship:
"Guangshu? Why did it end so early today?"
Naturally, he would not admit that he was thrown out:
"Ah, aren't you thinking too much about my wife?
It's better to come out early. "
"Then what are these two ice doors?"
She asked, pointing to the two ice doors next to her husband.
"Ah, didn't my master say that it will snow in a few days?
I have never tried skiing in my life!
No, preview and preview in advance..."
At this time, Mu Yunxi also saw that it was the door on Master's igloo.
For a moment, his tone turned a little gloating:
"I think you were thrown out by Master.
Could it be? Did you make Master angry? "
Seeing Guangshu's acquiescence, she curiously asked:
"A person like Master can also be angry. What on earth did you do?
Could it be that he secretly lifted her veil? "
Guangshu interrupted her random thoughts:
"Where have you been thinking about it? If I want to expose it, I will do it in an honest way!"
But I couldn't figure it out for a while, so I briefly described the situation to Yun Xi.
"Telling a joke? I'm a little curious. What kind of joke is it, but it makes Master angry?"
He also didn't believe in evil, so he told Yun Xi again:
"that is……"
"stop!"
When the third one was halfway through speaking, Mu Yunxi couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted him:
"How many such jokes have you told Master?"
"Nine, let's get to the tenth..."
nine?
It seems that the master's patience is really high. I don't know if it's because of face or because of this stinky husband...
"Husband, promise me you won't tell these jokes again, okay?"
Her tone was extremely solemn, as if she couldn't help but refuse...
