In front of Mr. Pingshan, he called someone a fool. As soon as Yun Que said this, Men Liu next to him turned green.
Even the steady Mu Qingyao became nervous at this moment.
After all, the opponent is a seventh-level tiger monster, and he is not an ordinary neighbor. Most monsters are moody and will take action if they fall out.
To the surprise of both of them, instead of being annoyed, Mr. Pingshan's white hairs on his forehead were squeezed together, making him look like he was frowning.
"You're kidding me? That's not true. Two Blood Evil Pills are real benefits." Pingshan Jun said.
"Have you ever raised a dog?" Yun Que said.
"I haven't raised it before. Isn't that thing for eating? Why raise it?" Pingshan Jun said.
"Then do you know how to train a dog?" Yun Que said.
"Hit me. If you don't obey me, I'll beat you. Beat me until I obey you. It's so simple. If you don't obey me again, I'll roast you and eat you." Pingshan Jun said.
"I will tell you how to train a dog. Beating is useless. If you want a dog to be obedient and need food, first take a bone and let the dog do what you need. For example, if you want to catch a wild cat, use the bone as a Reward, after a few times, as long as you take out the bones, the dog will run out to catch the cat." Yun Que said.
"This is a good idea. If I use bones as rewards, I can let the dogs catch the mice." Pingshan Jun said.
"Yes, training a dog is so simple. As long as there are enough rewards, the dog will obey you and be absolutely obedient." Yun Que said.
"It sounds interesting. One day I will play with a dog demon... We are talking about why I was played. What do you want to teach a dog?" Pingshan Jun said.
"Don't worry, I haven't finished talking about dogs yet. Think about it, after you have trained a picked-up wild dog according to the method of rewarding bones, one day you take out a fragrant roast suckling pig and let the wild dog Go catch the neighbor's cow, do you think the dog will catch it?" Yun Que said.
"Definitely! There are only a few pieces of meat on the bones, and the roasted pig is so delicious!" Pingshan Jun said.
"The dog thought the same way. It went to the neighbor's house and killed an old scalper and dragged it back. Then it waited for the reward. So what should you, the master, do?" Yun Que said.
"Of course it's roast pig for the dogs!" Pingshan Jun said.
"Don't feed the dog in a hurry. Your neighbor is no weaker than you. He is not at home. When he comes back and finds that the cow is gone, he will definitely come to find him. If he does it, the best result is to die together, and the roast suckling pig is worth enough to buy a There are hundreds of dogs, do you, the master, still want to feed them?" Yun Que said.
Mr. Pingshan thought about it carefully and said:
"What a waste! I ate the roasted pig myself, cut the dead cow into pieces and exchanged it for money. Then I beat the dog to death and handed it over to my neighbor. I said the dog went crazy and bit the cow, and the cow disappeared somewhere. Anyway, the dog is dead, and there is no evidence to prove it! I saved the roasted pig, and gained a cow for nothing, and only got a dog!"
Yun Que laughed, making Pingshan Jun puzzled.
Men Liu on the side was still counting his fingers to figure out who would win from this deal. Mu Qingyao had already understood the meaning of the story and cast an approving look at Yun Que.
Yun Que waved his hand and said:
"You forgot that you picked up the wild dog. What you really paid for was a few bones used to train the dog. What the Red Lotus Sect paid was only two blood evil pills. Do you think the seventh-level demon clan Is it more valuable than a pill of transformation?"
Mr. Pingshan froze on the spot.
After a long while, it became furious and let out a roar that shook the sky. The ripples caused by the roar almost blew out the fire next to it.
"The Red Lotus Sect! They actually treat this king like a dog!"
Although Pingshan Jun's mind is not as smart as Yun Que's, he can come to a conclusion just by making a comparison.
Even if the princess can be killed in the end, the Red Lotus Sect will not give him a Transformation Pill.
Because of the value of the Transformation Pill, thousands of seventh-level monsters put together cannot compare!
The Red Lotus Sect drew a fragrant pie for Mr. Pingshan, and used two blood evil pills as appetizers to confuse Mr. Pingshan and make him run around and work hard. It was the same as training a dog.
After yelling, Mr. Pingshan only felt scared for a while.
Fortunately, it didn't kill the princess. After all, the work was not in vain, and I got two Blood Evil Pills.
If Princess Lingyun is really killed, Pingshan Jun will be in the same situation as the wild dog in the story. He was beaten to death by his owner and used to take the blame.
The Red Lotus Sect can get out of the way as long as it blames Pingshan Jun for the death of the princess.
Putting away his fangs, Lord Pingshan looked at Yun Que with grateful eyes and said:
"Thankfully I have you as an old neighbor, otherwise I would have been tricked to death! These grandsons of the Red Lotus Sect have gone too far, and I will eat them all up sooner or later!"
This time Pingshan Jun was grateful to Yun Que from the bottom of his heart.
If Yun Que hadn't been guarding Princess Lingyun, Lord Pingshan would have died when he took her to the Red Lotus Sect in exchange for the Transformation Pill!
At this time, the thin tiger came back, holding a freshly killed wild boar in its mouth, and placed it next to the fire.
Judging from the meaning, it is to prepare ingredients for the king.
But this guy always slips aside when he walks.
"I'm hungry, let's eat roast pig!" Yun Que said while rubbing his hands.
The thin tiger immediately seemed relaxed upon hearing this, and whimpered like an old cat, as if in agreement.
It was the first time that Mu Qingyao saw a tiger monster and felt so fearful of human beings. She was surprised and found it really funny.
The skinny tiger is actually not skinny.
It's just that he is much smaller than the mighty Pingshan Jun, and his body is similar to that of an ordinary tiger.
The tiger is the king of beasts, and the tiger monster is even more ferocious. But in Mu Qingyao's opinion, that skinny tiger was just as good as catching a mouse and disguising itself as a cat in front of Yun Que.
There is no trace of tiger power at all, it has become a big cat.
Hearing that Yun Que wanted to eat roast pig, Men Liu hurriedly introduced himself:
"Here I come! Try my handiwork, everyone!"
Not long after, Menliu packed up the wild boar, put it on the fire and sprinkled it with spices. It was roasted until it was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the meat was fragrant.
Mr. Pingshan tore off a pig leg, bit off half of it, and raised his thumb while chewing.
"fragrant!"
Yun Que cut a smaller piece of barbecue and handed it to Mu Qingyao.
There were no utensils for outdoor barbecue, so it couldn't taste elegant. Mu Qingyao didn't care, just grabbed it and started eating. His hands were covered with oil, and even the corners of his mouth were stained with oil.
"This is not like the princess's way of eating." Yun Que said with a smile.
"When you go to the countryside, do as the Romans do." Mu Qingyao said.
When you arrive at the tiger monster's territory, you naturally have to eat wildly. It would be rude to ask for bowls and chopsticks and eat politely at this time.
Mr. Pingshan was quite satisfied with Mu Qingyao's way of eating, and said apologetically:
"I'm really sorry, Princess. I was deceived by the Red Lotus Sect. I was so excited for a moment that I only thought about the Transformation Pill. I almost ate you. Don't worry! From now on, you can come to my Duckweed Mountain at any time. ! You don’t need to bring Yun Que with you, you can enjoy wine, food and hospitality just as well as I can when you arrive by yourself!"
Mu Qingyao proudly held up his hands and said, "We don't know each other until we fight. I will definitely be your guest in the future."
"That's right! Haha, I like to be cheerful. Other women's mother-in-laws and mothers are annoying me to death, but the princess is the most cheerful!"
Mr. Pingshan laughed and said to the thin tiger in the corner: "Go and bring out my king's good wine!"
The thin tiger hurriedly ran to the backyard and came back soon with a big wine barrel in his mouth.
Open the lid and the aroma of wine overflows.
Yun Que tasted it and praised: "It is indeed a good wine. Where did you get it?"
"I snatched it in Wuji Town half a year ago! I was bitten by those two chickens so many times that a layer of tiger hair fell off! This is you Yun Que, I won't take it out when others come!" Pingshan Jun said boldly .
"You dare to steal the wine in Wuji Town, you are so brave!" Yun Que said.
"Run away after grabbing it. The chicken can't get out and can't catch up with me, haha!" Lord Pingshan said.
Mu Qingyao was curious when he heard this and asked: "Does even Lord Pingshan avoid the chickens in Wuji Town?"
"It's just two seventh-level pheasants. I've made this king so angry that I'll stew those two chickens in chicken soup!" Lord Pingshan said arrogantly.
"Maybe it's tiger stew. Can you really fight two dragon-tailed pheasants?" Yun Que mocked.
"Uh... it's because of you Yun Que, we can definitely fight together!" Pingshan Jun said with a guilty conscience.
"The seventh-level peak monster dragon-tailed pheasant!" Mu Qingyao asked in surprise: "Is Wuji Town raising monsters?"
Princess Lingyun is very knowledgeable and knows a lot about the monster race. After hearing Yun Que's talk about the dragon-tailed pheasant, she immediately thought of the horror of this monster beast.
According to classic records,
The dragon-tailed pheasant is the pinnacle existence among the seventh-level monsters. There are almost no seventh-level monsters that can rival it. It is a headache for all seventh-level human monks.
"Wuji Town does raise demons. This is their custom. That's why I suggested you go to Baiyu City." Yun Que said.
Mu Qingyao frowned slightly when she heard this.
There are so many demons in the world that you can't kill them all, but there are still people who are deliberately raising demons.
Seeing Mu Qingyao's confusion, Yun Que explained:
"Wuji Town produces blood jade. It should be very popular in the Imperial City. It is extremely valuable. As long as you buy one piece, all the officials in Zhiyuan County will benefit from it. In addition, there are no evil spirits causing trouble near Wuji Town. The yamen They just turn a blind eye."
"It turns out that the origin of blood jade is Wuji Town. Many students in the academy love blood jade and buy it at high prices. They are even proud to own a piece of blood jade and regard it as a symbol of strong financial resources." Mu Qingyao said.
These words caused Mr. Pingshan to burst into laughter.
"They say the human race is smart, but if you look at it, there are more fools among the human race, hahaha! Only you human race can do such stupid things by using the blood of the same kind as a treasure!"
Pingshanjun's laughter made Mu Qingyao even more puzzled.
"Human blood?" Mu Qingyao asked curiously.
Yun Que snorted and said:
"Yes, most of the blood in blood jade is actually human blood. Monsters like dragon-tailed pheasants will only lay eggs when they eat living people. There is a chance that blood jade will be formed in the eggs. They look like treasures. , it’s actually just a way for monsters to expel unabsorbed human blood from their bodies.”
After hearing this, Mu Qingyao could no longer eat the barbecue in her hand.
A mixture of disgust and anger grew in the little princess's heart.
Mu Qingyao has seen blood jade.
The blood jade is extremely beautiful, crystal clear like a gem.
But who knew that such a beautiful blood jade, regarded as a treasure by countless people, could be so bloody and cruel!
