"Yeah, it's good to do this. Brother, let's divide all the things and give them to them?" Ling'er said.
"These are all small favors that cannot solve the fundamental problem." Xiao Chen said, "It's okay for his prince to do this, but it will easily attract criticism if we do it... If we don't talk about this, let's just say, fat man, can you help me?" "
"If you don't have money, there's no need to discuss anything!" It's not that the fat man doesn't want to help, it's just that he can't do it early without any benefit.
"When our father digs out that treasure, you..." Xiao Chen said.
"What nonsense are you talking about?" The fat man immediately replied with anger and joy, "Let's discuss the business quickly. What do you plan to do?"
"If I had a plan, I wouldn't need to ask you!" Xiao Chen said angrily.
"Brainstorm brainstorm brainstorm ideas, Ling'er, come up with an idea, the little talker will talk nonsense all day long, and he won't say anything when it comes to you!" The fat man is a big lazy manipulating a little lazy man.
"I've been thinking about it," Ling'er said, "First of all, it won't work if Xiao Yeyunyiwuji and the others are allowed to attack..."
"Speak nicely!" The fat man stretched out his finger and gave her a slap.
"Hey, sister, I actually have a way. It's actually very simple, but you two eldest brothers can't figure it out. You're so stupid!" Ling'er rubbed her smart little head and said, "We just need to find Liu Qiheng, and then Fat brother, you used your incense to charm him, can you just ask him questions? Hahaha..."
"Liu Qiheng doesn't know the question now." Xiao Chen said, "The question is now sealed in the archives hall of the Ministry of Rites. He will not be able to open it with other examiners until the day the exam starts. The only one who knows the question now is Emperor Li Wanjiang. "
"Then let's find Li Wanjiang and use the incense of the gods... Hey, fat brother, if you hit me again, I'll stab you with my flying sword!" Before Ling'er could finish his words, Fatty hit him again on the little head. Li Chier.
"Then we can only find a way to go to the record keeping hall and steal the questions. As for stealing, we have to take action. She is a habitual thief for many years. She stole so much gold from me on Paradise Island. Ah her?" the fat man said.
The main reason is that Ling'er's Qinggong is peerless, unparalleled in the world, and even the fat man is willing to be inferior.
"Then I'll go, let's go tonight!" Ling'er was eager to try, she liked to do this kind of thing.
"It still doesn't work. Not to mention that the Ministry of Rites Archives Hall is heavily guarded. It's impossible to steal the test questions without alerting the defense. Even if it is stolen, it must be returned. Otherwise, if it is discovered, it will be stolen in vain. Besides, Even if you steal it, you can't open it. Once you open it, the seal will be broken and you will still be discovered." Xiao Chen said.
"That's really not possible." The fat man said, "You have forgotten that we have a capable person here. The fourth most skillful craftsman in the world, Gongsun, is seriously ill! As long as he is willing to take action, I guarantee that he can return to his original state after opening it. No one can There’s no clue!”
"It's still not appropriate." Xiao Chen shook his head, "First of all, it's best not to let other people know about this matter, because once it is leaked, it will be an earth-shattering event, and it might implicate many innocent people... Secondly, Ling'er Qinggong No matter how good it is, she can't really be unnoticed, and besides, she still has to go in and out twice, so the risk is too great."
"Then we can't really bewitch Li Wanjiang, right? That would be even more risky." Fatty said, "How about we find that little monster Li Yuanqiu?"
"You also said that Li Yuanqiu is a monster. Saint Kong and Laojun are enshrined in the archive hall. I'm afraid he might not be able to enter as a monster. Besides, do you know if they have any magicians watching secretly? Last time Li Yuanqiu was a monster. Yuan Qiu went to Yuan Ren's house to steal things and almost lost his life." Xiao Chen said.
"Monsters can't do it, but elves may do it." Fatty said, "Ling'er, please summon these two little guys Zhuge Xiaohua and Zhuge Xiaotao and ask them. They've been bragging all day long. Let's see if they can brag again this time."
Who are these two people?
They are Taoyin and Taoyang.
As we all know, we Ling'er like to give people names, and Taoyin and Taoyang are just their origins and attributes, and it's not really a name.
They don't object to the little master giving us names, but it would be too much for you to call us Jinzhiyuye!
Isn’t that a girl’s name Jinzhiyuye?
We are both obviously big men... little men!
Little Master, we have been following you for so long and you have such big eyes. Didn’t you notice it? Do you want us to take off our pants and show you?
Then let’s call them Xiaohua and Xiaoqing. Ling’er follows the good and corrects his mistakes.
But Taoyin was not happy to be called Xiaohua, because it still sounded too feminine. I told you I was a little man!
Ling'er said that you two don't know something. Men can also have flowers in their names, such as Li Tanhua, Nangong Wuhua... Why do you still feel aggrieved when you have the same name as them?
Taoyin didn't speak at all.
It’s easy to choose a name, but you still have to have a surname. How about just Zhuge?
In fact, this was not a name that Ling'er came up with randomly, but it happened that Li Tanhua, Ye Baiqing, and Zhuge Xiaosheng sent letters that day, so Ling'er adopted it directly.
This is the origin of the names Zhuge Xiaohua and Zhuge Xiaoqing. They sound like they are Zhuge Xiaosheng's brothers. I wonder if Xiaosheng will be happy or angry when he finds out, or will he laugh or cry?
Xiaohua and Xiaoqing are currently living a very comfortable life, because the little master Ling'er is very kind to them and does not restrict them. As long as no outsiders are around, they can come out to breathe fresh air and absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth anytime and anywhere.
Ling'er didn't even forbid them from going out for a walk in the yard, but he just had to be careful not to be stepped on by others.
But the two of them are just proper otakus, and they are actually not very interested in the outside world.
As long as I can practice quietly in my own small universe, I will be very satisfied.
Occasionally, he came out to help Ling'er quarrel with Fatty. The little parrot used to help, but the little parrot is always not at home now.
So whenever Ling'er couldn't quarrel with Fatty, he would invite these two people to help. This was why Fatty never liked them.
When I heard the call from the little master, I expected that the fat man would be rude again. As soon as I came out, I frowned at him and put my hands on my hips.
"How dare you glare at Fatty, I'll slap you to death!" Fatty said.
"The reason why I glare at you is because you are a thorn in our side!" Xiaohua said.
"If you dare to shoot us to death, we will be a thorn in your flesh!" Xiaoqing said.
"Did you make our little master angry again?" Xiaohua asked.
"Why have you forgotten what I told you last time?" Xiaoqing asked.
"I have no reason to talk to you!" Since the fat man said that, he obviously lost the argument last time.
"I asked you to come out because I have something to do." Ling'er said, "I don't know if you can do it?"
"This is not to brag with you, little master, our abilities are far beyond your expectation." Xiaohua said.
"Whether it's catching the moon in the sky and catching the dragon in the sea, all it takes is the little master giving an order." Xiao Qing said.
It sounds like bragging.
