"I'm like this, and you're still teasing me?" Duan Yu said angrily, "I don't blame you for lying to me before, but now you lie to me like this, is it interesting? You are just following orders again, afraid that I will go on a hunger strike. I am dead and cannot be stabbed, so I want to use this trick to send me to Fengyang City... I am very stupid, but I am not stupid, okay?"
"Yeah?" Lin Qi smiled, "I really can't lie to you?"
"Hmph! You all think I'm a stupid kid." Duan Yu was confused for a while, but he was also smart for a while.
"Whether you are stupid or stubborn, I won't advise you." Lin Qi said, "Do you really want to die?"
"Otherwise, why would I go on a hunger strike?" Duan Yu said, "You know how uncomfortable it is to be hungry!"
"In this case, as a friend, I can't just watch you suffer. How about this? Do you want me to teach you a happy way to die?" Lin Qi said.
"Sigh...it's useless. I've tried all other methods, but it doesn't work." Duan Yu sighed.
He tried hitting the wall, but it had no effect other than knocking his head out of the big bag and making a buzzing sound. He tried hanging himself from a beam, but the beam was too high and he couldn't reach it.
There was only one chair, one table, and one bed in the room. The table was too heavy and the bed was too big and made of solid wood, so he couldn't move it.
I tried cutting my wrists, and my wrists were bleeding, but I didn't die, it just hurt like hell.
I tried to tie my mouth and nose tightly with clothes in an attempt to suffocate myself to death, but after the experiment I discovered that it is impossible for people to suffocate themselves to death...
I want to commit suicide by swallowing gold, but there is no gold. I want to commit suicide by chewing my tongue, but I heard those doctors say that chewing my tongue will actually not kill me at all, it will only hurt me half to death!
It's already hard to live, but I didn't expect it would be so hard to die...
In desperation, he chose to go on a hunger strike, which was the only way he could die at the moment.
"Then have you ever tried to hold yourself to death?" Lin Qi said, "You can die quickly, without pain, and you can still be a full-blooded ghost. It is the most suitable for you now."
"Huh?" Duan Yu thought, don't tell me, this method is so good!
"You have been hungry for so many days. If you suddenly overeat, you will easily die. But if you want to die completely, the ingredients are very important. Do you like spicy food? That's good. There are also these few If you remember this, you can ask them later for..." Lin Qi came prepared and brought the recipe.
"Then if I die, I won't bleed from all my orifices and stick out my tongue, right? And they won't behead me in public, right?" Duan Yu remembered them all in his mind and felt that it would be best to die because there were so many things he liked to eat. , but also afraid of an ugly death.
"You can rest assured that I will take care of this," Lin Qi said. "I guarantee that you will have a smile on your face, your voice will still be there, you will be well-dressed, and you will be buried in peace."
"Thank you Lin Qi. I can't repay you for your great kindness in this life. I will repay you even if I wear a grass ring in my next life." Duan Yu said.
"You'd better remember this sentence... I am you. On the Huangquan Road, by the Naihe Bridge, if a woman gives you soup, you must not drink it, otherwise you will forget my great love for you. That's a great kindness." Lin Qi said.
"Okay!" Duan Yu solemnly agreed and said after thinking for a long time, "My father...is he an old man?"
"With all due respect, your father has gone crazy and has lost his consciousness. He has been without water and rice for several days. It seems that his life is about to end in an instant... But having said that, it is better to do this, as it will save you the trouble and suffering. Already." Lin Qi said.
After Lin Qi left, Duan Yu ended his hunger strike and ordered a lot of his favorite dishes. The guard was very happy. As expected, Mr. Lin was so eloquent that he could even tell the dead to be alive!
Immediately follow the order and deliver it as ordered.
As a result, Duan Yu suffered a tragedy that night. Her eyes turned white, she vomited blood, her whole body twitched, and her lips turned purple...
By the time the doctor was called, he had already died.
He hurried to report to Prince Li Qiu. Li Qiu was also surprised when he heard it. It seemed that this boy was destined to die here. He didn't starve to death after going on a hunger strike. How could he survive eating like this?
Just die. Just dig a hole outside the city and bury him. Then go back and erase his name from the prison list. He's not an important person anyway.
Lin Qi felt that he had harmed Duan Yu. When he saw his body, he cried a lot. He insisted on burying it himself and bought a good coffin with his own money.
Everyone can understand when they see him like this. After all, the experiences of the two of them are quite similar. Mr. Lin is like a creature that hurts its own kind. The rabbit dies and the fox is sad...
Since Mr. Lin, you insist on doing this, then we can all be at ease.
After Duan Yu died, he didn't see any bull heads and horse faces at Naihe Bridge on Huangquan Road, but Po Meng did, but he didn't expect Po Meng to be so young and beautiful...
"Hey, I think you should wake up too, come and drink this bowl of medicinal soup." Po Meng held a bowl of soup in her hand. Although it was shaking, the soup was not spilled.
"I won't drink!" Duan Yu shook his head like a rattle and looked around, only to find that he was actually in a moving car. No wonder he felt like he was being fooled...
"Why don't you drink? You'll be fine after drinking." Po Meng wondered, "How come you're still confused after dying once?"
"Please, mother-in-law, please let me reincarnate directly." Duan Yu said, "I will not drink your Meng Po soup, because after I am reincarnated as an adult, I still have to repay others' kindness."
"Whose kindness should I repay?" Po Meng put down the medicinal soup and said with a smile, "Tell me about it."
"Master Lin, Lin Qi." Duan Yu said, "He was also my best friend during my lifetime!" In fact, Duan Yu was bragging. He had no friends at all during his lifetime. If he had any friends, it was just Lin Qi.
"Keke, then why don't you repay the favor in this life? It doesn't matter whether you are a cow or a horse in the next life." Po Meng's smile is really pretty, and it is not as scary as the legend says.
"You can repay me by being a cow or a horse...Mother-in-law, where are we going?" Duan Yu had begun to realize that something was not quite right.
Because I feel pain all over my body, and the pain is very specific, especially when I move my wrist, there is a burst of tingling pain, because the cut on my wrist has not completely healed. But how can a dead person feel pain?
Nor should it.
Before Meng Po could answer, she suddenly felt a gust of cold wind blowing, but a big man opened the car door and jumped out.
Seeing Duan Yu grinning, his mouth full of white teeth was extremely sinister. If Duan Yu expected it to be true, this man was either the judge of the underworld or the impermanence of the underworld!
"Is this kid awake?" the judge said with a smile.
"Half asleep and half awake." Po Meng said with a smile, "You still think I am Po Meng."
"What a stupid boy, have you ever seen such a beautiful Mrs. Meng?" The judge laughed and scolded, "You are a fool when you are alive, but you are still so heartless when you are dead."
Brother Tie, there's no point in trying to flatter me. My wine is all gone and you've drank it all long ago! "Meng Po said with a smile.
"Don't make trouble!" the judge laughed, "I saw there was a jar in your box yesterday."
As he spoke, he took a sip of saliva.
