"Okay, let's stop making trouble." Lin Qi pulled Ai Lingxiu to sit down, "I really have something to ask of you. How do you think I can kill someone without leaving any trace?"
"There are many ways, at least a thousand. Do you want to try it?" Ai Lingxiu said.
"But it must be killed and resuscitated." Lin Qi said.
"If that's the case..." Ai Lingxiu suddenly raised her eyebrows, "I understand, you brat must have taken a fancy to one of Duan Fengnian's beautiful concubines, right? You want to steal her for yourself, right? ?”
"I, I, I..." Lin Qi was speechless, because even if you don't mention Ai Lingxiu's suspicion, it's really in line with common sense, and it's almost the same.
"You, you, you, you are blind, I will not help you do such a thing, it is disgusting, shameless, shameless, ah!" Ai Lingxiu said.
"My aunt, can you please keep your voice down? She's not a concubine, she's Duan Yu, Duan Fengnian's youngest son," Lin Qi said.
"Ah?" Ai Lingxiu was shocked, her beauty turned pale, "You, you, you, you actually like Nansen?"
"Ai Lingxiu!" Lin Qi was so angry that he said, "I thought we were friends, so I would discuss such a fatal secret with you, but I didn't expect you, a little girl, to be so ignorant and incapable of making plans! I guess I was blind and misunderstood, you can leave, we will never have any good relationship from now on, and you will never ask me for help again if anything happens!"
"Why do you really want to save that Duan Yu? This is really a life-threatening matter. Please don't mess around." Ai Lingxiu lowered his voice, "Does our boss know?"
Ai Lingxiu has long regarded Lin Qi as one of her own, because they all have a boss in common... In fact, her boss is a fat man, but that's the same.
"He doesn't know. This matter has nothing to do with him or you." Lin Qi said hurriedly, "This is purely my personal behavior. You just need to teach me a way. Even if it happens in the future, you will never Just know it.”
"Tch, the boss must know, otherwise you dare to do this without telling him? And you dare to come to me... I'm not afraid, I will go back to Yanyun in two days, but are you really not afraid? ?" As the name suggests, Ai Lingxiu is quite smart.
"Of course I'm a little scared, but as long as I keep it secret and don't get discovered, it's fine. If I want to keep it secret, I need your help, so my life is actually in your hands." Lin Qidao .
"Let me help, yes, it's not impossible. Who can't ask for help? We are all good friends..." Ai Lingxiu said, "But what good can I do?"
"You can help me in any way you want!" Lin Qi said hurriedly.
"Well, that's just an attitude, but I can't think of anything I need you to do now, so it means you owe me a favor... a big favor!" Ai Lingxiu said.
"Okay, okay, do you want me to give you an IOU and write a receipt?" Lin Qi said.
"That's not necessary. I don't think you are a deadbeat. This matter is actually very simple. Didn't Duan Yu go on a hunger strike recently... How did I know? Why didn't I know? We even sent a doctor to check on him. It’s over... So as long as he is willing to eat, if he eats more, he will easily die from exhaustion.”
"Strong to death?" Lin Qi was startled, "Did I not speak clearly? I want him to live, but I don't really want him to die!"
"Listen to what I have to say!" Ai Lingxiu said, "What we want is the symptoms of normal death, but we don't really want him to stretch to death. In fact, it is not easy to stretch to death, because our stomach is very big. , and it’s very flexible, so...you don’t understand even if I tell you this, just do what I say..."
Lin Qi nodded while listening, feeling frightened and trembling. You doctors are really scary. Fortunately, your bounden duty is to save people. If you want to kill someone, there will be no trace and no one can find it!
So let’s stay friends from now on. If I have offended you in any way before, please don’t take it to heart...
I really didn't mean it.
With Li Qiu's royal order, Lin Qi could go to see Duan Yu without any hindrance. Duan Yu and the others were only under house arrest, not prison, so Duan Yu's residence was an ordinary house, but it was strictly guarded.
At this moment, Duan Yu had not had anything to eat for several days. He was already weak and could not move while lying on the bed. His already pale face became even paler. This was no longer a disease, but a state of death.
"Mr. Duan, why is this happening now?" Lin Qi came over and sat down beside his bed.
"Haha, Mr. Lin, are you here to give me a ride, or are you a lobbyist?" Duan Yu could hear Lin Qi's voice with his eyes closed, but his eyebrows moved slightly, but he did not open his eyes.
"Young master, please don't blame me, I am also following orders..." Lin Qi said.
"I don't blame you." Duan Yu shook his head slightly, "I don't blame anyone. This is my fate. What's the use of blaming others? I just ask you, Mr. Lin, for the sake of our acquaintance, wait until I die. Just get a straw mat and bury me, don't let them harm my body."
"Damn it, you're such a promising kid. No wonder people say you're a useless snack!" Lin Qi directly stretched out his hand to pull his eyes, "Open your eyes, get up, you're not dead yet, why are you pretending to be dead!" "
"Hahaha, this is the happiest thing I've heard since I got here!" Duan Yu was slightly startled after hearing this, then opened his eyes and laughed, "Please give me a hand, I really can't do it. Woke up."
"Do you know that the most terrible way to die in the world is to starve to death?" Lin Qi pulled him up, "It's more uncomfortable than being cut into pieces with a thousand cuts... But your crime is not worthy of death. The most it can do is to be beheaded. It would be so satisfying to kill them all with one strike, so now you should have enough to eat and drink, at least you don’t have to starve to death!"
"Damn it, are you here to comfort me or to scare me?" Duan Yu was shocked when he heard this, and his body instantly became weak again. People are afraid of beheading, so they starve to death. Now you are saying that beheading will make your head faster?
Then do you want to have some fun?
"Song of Yanshi generously, calmly serving as a prisoner of Chu, leading the sword to achieve success, living up to the youth!" Lin Qi recited a poem.
"Oh, it's such a good poem. Did you make it?" Duan Yu was very excited when he heard it.
"When my father was imprisoned, Tiqi raided our house and locked us all up in Fengyang. At that time, I thought I was dead too, so I wrote such a poem. In fact, it is not my original work, it is also plagiarism. It’s Mr. Xiaohou’s…” Lin Qi said.
"Speaking of Lord Xiao, I really want to meet him." Duan Yu said.
"Of course there will be opportunities in the future... Duan Yu, do you still remember what I told you that day?" Lin Qi said suddenly.
"You said a lot that day, how can I remember everything?" Duan Yu said.
"I said I wanted to take you away, but you refused. Are you willing now?" Lin Qi whispered.
