As for acupuncture, it's even worse. Is the emperor's dragon body something you can prick randomly with needles?
Of course Xiao Chen knew, but he pretended to be anxious for the emperor, so he agreed on his behalf. Strictly speaking, it was considered an overstep.
But Li Wanjiang naturally wouldn't mind such small things.
With so many imperial guards nearby, they were naturally not afraid that the fat man would stab the king.
Since Xiao Chen Aiqing has said so, let Shangguan Aiqing do the needlework.
Do you want me to take off my clothes?
Showing trust in the two of them.
Of course there is no need. Even though the emperor trusts him so much, the fat man will not prick his vital points. He just takes out the silver needle and gives it to the Ouchi guard for inspection, and then asks him to lift up his trousers and locate the Taixi point on his ankle. Just a little acupuncture on the Yanglingquan point next to the knee.
"Hey, please be gentle, why are you still bleeding?" Xiao Chen saw black blood oozing out of the needle hole when the fat man retracted the needle, and he immediately started to make a fuss.
"Xiao Chen Ai Qing doesn't know something. Shangguan Ai Qing is just a bloodletting therapy, right?" However, Li Wanjiang was not surprised. As a man who has experienced hundreds of battles, he naturally didn't care about shedding such a small amount of blood.
"Your Majesty," said the fat man, "the fire is strong and the qi and blood are blocked. Letting out some of it will be quite beneficial to the dragon's body."
After saying that, he closed the needle, asked the little eunuch beside him for a clean towel, and gently wiped it clean.
"But I have to thank you for your kindness..." Li Wanjiang suddenly felt a slight pain in his abdomen, and he suddenly thought, "My dears, please sit down for a while. I will go change my clothes and come back."
When he came back soon, his face was quite rosy and his smile was particularly bright, "The medical skills of the Shangguan family are truly unparalleled in the world!"
It can be seen that the bowel movement just now was particularly smooth.
There are so many imperial doctors in the damn Imperial Hospital, but together they are not as good as one Shangguan disciple!
In fact, not all imperial doctors are given for free, but they will never give medicinal injections to the emperor easily.
Anyway, dry stool is just a minor problem, and there is no problem if it is not treated. But if you want to treat it, it will be troublesome. You have to ask for orders, file records, consult, and take responsibility...
It's not that they don't have medical skills, it's that they don't have the courage.
If Li Wanjiang were an ordinary person, he would have been beaten up long ago.
Feeling refreshed and feeling light all over, he immediately summoned the two of them to come out, take a walk in the yard, and breathe in the fresh air...
"Your Majesty, I heard from Mr. Lu Jing that the English envoy named Pete Mule is still in Fengyang City?" Xiao Chen said.
"Hahaha, you Xiao Chen, you always like to joke. I remember that the messenger is named Laisen Pedro." Li Wanjiang said with a smile.
"It doesn't matter what kind of mule or donkey he is, Master Lu said he was very rude anyway, and I was very angry after hearing this. I think I might as well kill him." Xiao Chen said.
"When the two countries are at war, we will not kill the envoys." Li Wanjiang said.
"Kill him as a demonstration!" Xiao Chen said.
"Well, even so, since he dared to come all the way to issue a challenge to us, if we kill him, it will appear that we are stingy... Why, Xiao Chen, are you anxious?" Li Wanjiang said.
"I'm not in a hurry, I'm just very angry. I've been so angry that I couldn't sleep these past few nights," Xiao Chen said.
"Well, I haven't been able to sleep well these days." Li Wanjiang said, "I have been thinking about how to reply to the English envoy. At present, many people do not support going to war with them. They are afraid that if the war starts, there will be endless troubles. Haha, Think about the long term.”
"Without starting a war, how can we still negotiate peace?" Xiao Chen asked curiously.
"I asked Chen Wenqi to talk to them several times, and they were willing to make some concessions..." Li Wanjiang said.
"Your Majesty?" Xiao Chenxin said, "No wonder Your Majesty, you have been so quiet these days, but you are not anxious at all about such an urgent matter... Are you really planning to negotiate with them about your relationship?"
These people are going to sit on your neck and shit, how can you hold your nose and talk to them?
You were not so naive before!
After all, why are you still worried about me?
But I am willing to lead Yanyun's troops and horses to fight against them. I don't even need you, Da Zhou, to send a single soldier. What else do you want from me?
Oh...I understand. You are probably afraid that I will defect at the last minute and join forces with the English to attack you, right?
It's a pity that I am so loyal to you, yet you still treat me like this. My heart is so cold, so cold, so cold!
"It's okay to talk to them. At least it can delay a little time, so that we can be more fully prepared... Your fleet in Yizhou is not enough to compete with them, right?" Li Wanjiang said.
"I have ordered all our Yanyun navy to go south and gather in Yizhou. I think that if the British invade, Yizhou will be the main battlefield! I will definitely stop them south of Minzhou, even if the whole army is annihilated. , and we will definitely not let them take a step north!" Xiao Chen said.
"Well..." Li Wanjiang just nodded without comment.
"But how to fight this battle and whether to fight or not depends on the emperor's decision. If it is fought, I will be the vanguard. If not, I will be the backing." Xiao Chen said, "In short, we cannot let them, England, take one point of our Monday. Not a speck of land!”
Xiao Chen stopped actively asking for a fight, saying that if your Majesty insists on negotiating with them, I will be your weight.
After all, you are the emperor and you have the final say!
Why don't we fight? Do you think my Yanyun Navy has nothing to do?
Getting on the pole is not a business. Since you doubt me, then I will simply lie down and love so and so!
"I am very relieved that you know the general situation and take the overall situation into consideration...Who is making the noise outside?" Li Wanjiang asked with a frown when he heard the movement outside the hospital.
A young eunuch hurriedly ran out to see the situation, and soon ran in again, saying that Mr. Zhao Yu from Fengyang Mansion was here and wanted to see the emperor...
"Oh? I forgot that today is the deadline for the downtown murder case. Is he, Zhao Yu, here to plead guilty? Let him in." Li Wanjiang hadn't heard that Zhao Yu had solved the case, so naturally he came to plead guilty.
Xiao Chen and Fatty were about to kneel down and resign, but Li Wanjiang waved his hand and said it's okay, you can stay and listen to this strange case in our Fengyang Mansion.
Haha, there was a riot and murder in broad daylight, and the murderer escaped without a trace. This kind of thing happened in the capital, which is an eternal legend!
Zhao Yu entered with his head held high and his chest high, kneeling down and shouting long live long live long live.
"Get up, what's the use of these false gifts?" Li Wanjiang said, "I want your Fengyang Mansion to maintain the stability of our capital, so I don't care if you kowtow like this!"
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty." Zhao Yu glanced at Xiao Chen and Fatty and said loudly, "I am here to report this matter to Your Majesty. If the capital is stable, the Emperor and the common people should all take responsibility!"
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Li Wanjiang said to himself, "I'm going to give you a lecture. Why did you involve me in this?"
Of course I am also responsible for the stability of the capital, but you have to bear the main responsibility... Are you trying to find excuses to absolve yourself of your own inability to do things well?
You, Zhao Yu, are not such a person, right?
