"Hahaha, wonderful!" Ma Wuming felt refreshed and laughed while stroking his hands.
"Hahaha, interesting and interesting." Jiang Tiansheng exclaimed. He is indeed the most talented person in our Zhou Dynasty. Any couplet he makes is so interesting. It's so interesting.
This time it was Duan Fengnian's turn to turn dark, but just now he mocked Ma Wuming so much that Ma Wuming was not annoyed. Now that it was his turn, it was natural that he would not fall out.
But this pairing of Xiao Chen is obviously a curse!
But I wanted to reply to him in the second line, but I was so angry that I couldn't think of it.
As for Liu Pengju, he is not actually a Confucian general, he just likes to be arty. Among his guests, there are quite a lot of people who are good at writing and writing. He always calls them together to "recite poems and write poems" when nothing happens. After listening to it too much, he has a little ink in his stomach. Not many children.
For example, the first couplet he published just now was actually made by the previous disciples. He just remembered it. Otherwise, how could he be so eager and talented and be able to make perfect sentences at will?
So when Xiao Chen asked a question, he scratched his head for a long time, but he couldn't answer it.
"Why is it that General Liu refuses to teach me?" Xiao Chen waited for him for a long time but did not see him facing him, so he smiled and said, "Otherwise, I can come and explain to you, but I'm just afraid of offending your respect, General Liu." , it’s not good to make you angry.”
"We agreed that this is a word game. No one is angry. Xiao Chen, since you can correct the second line, just say it!" Li Shi suppressed a smile and said, "What are you doing just to show off?"
"Yes, Mr. Xiao, just allow Mr. Ma and Mr. Duan, the two prime ministers, to hold the boat in their bellies, but we, General Liu, are not allowed to race horses with their foreheads?" Jiang Tiansheng said with a smile, "They are all adults, and they will never do it because of a small joke. It’s just you and Mr. Xiao who are arguing.”
"In that case, we have the second line." Xiao Chen said the second line with a smile, "General Liu threw away the golden sword, which is worse than an egg!"
Everyone was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then they all burst out laughing. Even Li Feng couldn't help but spit it out.
Liu Pengju was stunned, his face changing from red to white, which was extremely exciting.
When everyone saw it, they couldn't help laughing.
"Since this is a game and you are all so interested, I would like to come up with a couplet to ask Master Xiao for advice. If there is any offense, please don't take offense." Sun Zhi suddenly said.
"Mr. Sun, there's no need to be polite. Just give me some advice. I'm all ears." Xiao Chen said calmly.
"The first couplet of the villain also violates the surname of the surname, 'the grass is strange and often sways in the wind.'" Sun Zhi then explained, "This kind of grass is more common in the northwest. Mr. Xiao is here Yan Yun has been there for many years, you must know? People in our hometown commonly call this grass the ground hair monster, just because it can never stand up straight and will sway at the slightest breeze."
None of the people here know what Sucao is. They only know that the combination of these two words is the word "Xiao", which is Xiao Chen's Xiao.
This was a pun, not only scolding Xiao Chen as an earth-moving ghost, but also mocking him for being cunning and accustomed to swinging from side to side.
"Haha, the second line is also very easy to get right." Xiao Chen sneered, "He is a Zhongshan wolf, and he will be rampant when he succeeds!"
The combination of '子' and 'Xi' is the word 'Sun', and Sun Zhi is also called 'Zhi'... I have to say, the pairing of this second line is really great!
Not to mention Ma Wuming, Jiang Tiansheng and others applauded, and even Sun Zhi admired him greatly.
Xiao Chen, not to mention anything else, is really quick and agile in his quick wit and adaptability.
What a shame, how did he come up with it?
"This is all a joke, no one is allowed to take it to heart!" Li Shi said with a smile, "I don't think there is any need to split the couplets anymore, it seems like a child trying to control his anger... If the big guy If you're interested, let's use this stage as the theme and play tricks on a few more."
"Then I will write a couplet to invite Mr. Xiao to have a couple." Cheng Youwen said, "If you look at me, I am not me; if you look at me, I am not me either."
As expected, he was born in the Hanlin Academy, and his performance in the first couplet was quite good. When an actor dressed up on the stage looks at himself in the mirror, doesn't he just have a role and no self?
"Whoever pretends to look like whom, whoever pretends to look like who, whoever pretends to look like who!" Xiao Chen said it casually, and it was so neat.
He is worthy of being the most talented person in the Great Zhou Dynasty...
"The song is a song, it expresses human feelings, the more it is, the better it becomes!" Wang Anbang got interested and wrote a first couplet.
"It's not a play, it's physics. The more you play, the more real it becomes." Xiao Chen took a sip of tea and faced off.
"Knowing my Spring and Autumn Period, and offending my Spring and Autumn Period, who will praise me and who will destroy me?" Li Feng also uttered a sentence, which must have been inspired by his feelings.
"Treat yourself as a countryman, repay your country as a countryman, and do it for yourself and others!" What Xiao Chen said was so clever that Li Feng nodded his head after hearing this.
"Two children are born from one mother. It's hard to be a brother, it's hard to be a brother." Li Shi seemed to have something in his heart and blurted out.
"Qianqiu's adventure, there is a king and there is a minister!" Xiao Chen responded, making everyone marvel.
The pairing between Li Shi and Li Feng had nothing to do with the stage. They were all based on what was in their hearts and full of complaints.
Li Feng felt that what he did was not understood by others, and even the emperor was suspicious of him. He did not dare to say anything to the emperor, and he could not express his feelings directly. He could only use the Spring and Autumn Period as a metaphor for his thoughts, and he learned from Confucius' Spring and Autumn Period. Brushwork.
Xiao Chen responded to the second line from the perspective of a courtier. He did not directly refute Li Feng's words, but also expressed his own attitude and position. His words were fair and impeccable.
Li Shi's first couplet talks about brothers, but in fact it is a metaphor for him and Li Feng. The allusion of brothers and sisters in need is a compliment, but it is not the derogatory meaning it is today.
It is used to describe the two brothers who are both equally outstanding. They are indistinguishable from each other. They are difficult to overcome, but not in trouble.
There are many conflicts and entanglements between brothers, the helplessness of love, hatred, and hatred, and also the emotion of how good it is to be good.
Because he is the elder brother, these words are profound when he says them. It would be inappropriate for Li Feng to say this.
Xiao Chen still faced each other from the perspective of a courtier. Although the right words were neat and perfect in words, in fact, they were the same as Li Feng's words. They were both ruthless words. He said his words, and I said mine...
If these two pairs of pairs are translated into vernacular responses, they are as follows...
Li Feng: No one understands what I am doing now. It is difficult to distinguish between right and wrong. Only history can evaluate it.
Xiao Chen: Whoever treats me as a national scholar, I will repay him as a national scholar! As for your right and wrong, it has nothing to do with me.
Li Shi: My brother Li Feng and I wanted to kill each other and fall in love, but until now, who is better?
Xiao Chen: I don’t know what brothers are, I only know kings and ministers. Who is the king, and I am his minister!
That's probably what it means.
"One shot for you and one for me. Even if I kill you, I won't be angry." Lu Jing seemed to have heard that the words of the two princes were a bit too much, so he also said something, which was not only about things on the stage, but also implicitly tried to calm down the quarrel between the two princes just now. meaning.
"Come on the sedan, go right away, you have to walk!" Xiao Chen said casually.
That's how awesome it is.
